Reality Check 101

Where are we up to then?

In the real world -

There are no terrorists
There are no serial kllers
There is no justice
There is no education
There is no peak oil
There is not even any need for oil
There are no time machines
WTC 1 & 2 were vaporised
All wars are for profit and entertainment
There is no global warming
Sea levels are not rising, ice is not melting, polar bears are doing fine
There is no freedom of speech
There is no freedom of the press
All supermarket food is toxic
Water supplies are laced with toxic waste
Fast food makes you clinically depressed and obese
Microwave ovens remove any remaining nutritional content from food
There is no war on drugs only continued sustainable supply
Big Pharma owns general practitioners
Criminal Masterminds run the planet
Governments are legalized mobsters bleeding the citizens dry
Lawyers and real estate agents are blood sucking parasites
Television sucks out your soul
Vaccines seriously fuck you up
Assange is cointelpro
The sky is sprayed with all kinds of shit on a regular basis
Fracking for gas is just wrong on so many levels
There is no truth
Black is white
No idea is your own

This is the fifth time that the evil bastards have pissed on our strawberries and even our tomato plants

We live on the 13th floor.
At least there's GLP..