I had a friend who was literally a genius. He graduated second in his class from an ivy league university. He ended up having a nervous breakdown and ruined his career. Regardless he is fascinating to conversate with.

One night he and i were just hanging in his living room, drinking beers and smoking a little weed. I was in a chair sitting across from where he was sitting on sofa.

Out of the blue he says "look at me, have you ever seen someone morph"? So i looked up and sure enough the mother fkr shape shifted right in front of me. Happened within seconds.

When he saw the look on my face he started to chuckle. I still cant make sense of it but it was nuts!