No the Nordic race is not superior. In fact, they're lying pieces of shit.

I paid big coin and bought a Nordic Track Treadmill and it didn't do shit. Fucking Nordic shysters. I still weigh 430 pounds and I get rug burn on my big ass stomach if I take off my shirt and don't strap a ripped sheet around my big fucking gut and tie the other half around my neck. That sheet comes loose and some asshole's going to say the pricks at HAARP are playing with quakes again.
My fucking keyboard is colored orange and matted with a greasy film from all the cheese popcorn I'm still eating. Lying Nordic bastards.

Fuck the Nordic not superior race and their money grabbing lying fucking Odin Thor loving 'oh look at me I'm a fucking viking' asses.

And they can give their Nordic Track shit to the Chinese. Or the north Koreans. Or the Mexicans mowing lawns. Or the Irish boozing. Or the Jews shylarking. Or the Italians making pizza and doing Soprano mob stuff. Or the Muslims blowing shit up with pressure cookers. Give that Nordic stuff to any bastards but me and my fat ass. Cheap-ass treadmill building horn helmet wearing pricks.

Hate those Nordic race fuckers.