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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell

 
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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
this guys has some of the best tweets

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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.

You spread rumors faster than your mom spreads her legs!\


"Fucking" is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

Every day would be 4/20! RT if you agree!!!

every gay guy GPS systems would tell him to "Go straight". haha

Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Malfunctioning cars kill people and blunt pencils make your writing crappy.
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
What we need in Amerika is some sensible pencil control laws.
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Saw a bumper sticker once:

"Guns kill people? Yeah, and forks made Rosie O'Donnell fat!"

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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
What else were guns made for, if not to kill/hurt?
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and keyboards make people on glp racist, homophobic and anti-religious
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
I'm going to microwave a spider and let it bite me, superpowers here I come!

Funny how Twitter has turned druggies, hoes, and fakes into motivational speakers

I tried sniffing coke once... but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.



Being pissed off is better than being pissed on.


I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.



I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday!


The awkward moment when you realize black history month is the shortest month of the year


Here is a condom, since you're gonna act like a dick.. you might as well dress like one.


Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
What else were guns made for, if not to kill/hurt?
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They're made to wedge upward so the barrels can be used to hold flowers for you to enjoy while you're tied to a chair watching a criminal ass rape your wife. Silly.
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and keyboards make people on glp racist, homophobic and anti-religious
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and anti-racist multi-cult brainwashed politiclly correct zombies and degenerate pervert homo-lovers
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Thats funny as shit!!!
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WTF is a pencil?

Don't make me drive my electric skateboard out to the nursing home to ask my grandma. I might not recognize her because I haven't seen her in 8 years.

Maybe I'll just text mon to call grandma with the question.
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What else were guns made for, if not to kill/hurt?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1351523


They're made to wedge upward so the barrels can be used to hold flowers for you to enjoy while you're tied to a chair watching a criminal ass rape your wife. Silly.
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Why cant we have mortar rounds?5a
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Saw a bumper sticker once:

"Guns kill people? Yeah, and forks made Rosie O'Donnell fat!"

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My favorite bumper sticker is "Stop global warming... kill yourself."

chuckle
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
and keyboards make people on glp racist, homophobic and anti-religious
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I don't see the problem here ...

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What else were guns made for, if not to kill/hurt?
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Really? are you this dumb?

Hunting
Self preservation
self defense in war time
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"Guns Don't Kill People....Bullets Do!" - George Carlin
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"Guns Don't Kill People....Bullets Do!" - George Carlin
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Except for this one time....



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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Saw a bumper sticker once:

"Guns kill people? Yeah, and forks made Rosie O'Donnell fat!"

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Saw a similar one, but it was spoons making Rosie fat lol
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
"Guns Don't Kill People....Bullets Do!" - George Carlin
 Quoting: Monk Meat


Except for this one time....




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Right...in this case, it was the ground
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
What else were guns made for, if not to kill/hurt?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1351523


Hunting , Sporting , deterent from crime. Im sick of you pussies whinning about guns honestly . If that zoon animal hadnt had a gun he woulda stuck a fork in his ol ladies neck . Or crashed a brick into her head.

Im glad that motherfucker killed himself after . I carry a gun everywhere I go and I HAVE NEVER used it for random violence and I hope I never need to use it either .

But you baby bitch ass motherfuckers that are too brainwashed to defend yourselves. Well let's put it this way if your in a gas station and all a sudden someone comes in to rob the joint and kill all of you and I see this going down . I promise not to intervene with my evil gun and ill call the cops for you and hopefully when the cops get there 5 mins later you're not all dead.
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Please someone explain how guns and pencils are so similar that an analogy regarding them makes "sense."
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Please someone explain how guns and pencils are so similar that an analogy regarding them makes "sense."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22411639


Its pretty easy to understand unless you a dumb fuck trying to take Americans guns...
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Please someone explain how guns and pencils are so similar that an analogy regarding them makes "sense."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22411639


Wow not very bright are you . a person can shoot you in the face and you die. Also a person can jam a pencil in your neck and you die.

Heres another one . A man used a gun to kill a woman . Blaming the gun is similar to a person write a racist sentence with a pencil then blaming the pencil for being racist.


Get it . You can kill a person A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS . If you get rid of guns . you'll wish you hadn't. Then you wont be able to defend yourself from criminals who dont turn their guns in . AND also instead of having your switch flipped for random violence you're going to be facing stabbings on the rise . beaten to death with baseball bats ect ect .

It's funny how the lunatic liberal socialists think if you get rid of guns that violence and death will just cease to exist.

Well ya know what if it comes down to turning my guns into the government? Im gonna goto the hood and find some MS13 and give all my guns ammo EVERYTHING to them . Just to prove my point.
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Pencils come with erasers. Guns do not.
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
Pencils come with erasers. Guns do not.
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just cant fix stupid

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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
That's not the real Will Ferrel, btw.
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Re: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell
That's not the real Will Ferrel, btw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22716786


Yeah.. isnt he in that new anti-gun celebrity pro ban video?
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