If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words,..Will Ferrell

Malfunctioning cars kill people and blunt pencils make your writing crappy.

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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

What we need in Amerika is some sensible pencil control laws.

Saw a bumper sticker once:

"Guns kill people? Yeah, and forks made Rosie O'Donnell fat!"

What else were guns made for, if not to kill/hurt?

and keyboards make people on glp racist, homophobic and anti-religious

I'm going to microwave a spider and let it bite me, superpowers here I come!

Funny how Twitter has turned druggies, hoes, and fakes into motivational speakers

I tried sniffing coke once... but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.



Being pissed off is better than being pissed on.


I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.



I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday!


The awkward moment when you realize black history month is the shortest month of the year


Here is a condom, since you're gonna act like a dick.. you might as well dress like one.


Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.

They're made to wedge upward so the barrels can be used to hold flowers for you to enjoy while you're tied to a chair watching a criminal ass rape your wife. Silly.

and anti-racist multi-cult brainwashed politiclly correct zombies and degenerate pervert homo-lovers

Thats funny as shit!!!

:)

EPIC

Why cant we have mortar rounds?

My favorite bumper sticker is "Stop global warming... kill yourself."

I don't see the problem here ...

Really? are you this dumb?

Hunting
Self preservation
self defense in war time

"Guns Don't Kill People....Bullets Do!" - George Carlin

Except for this one time....

Saw a similar one, but it was spoons making Rosie fat lol

Right...in this case, it was the ground

Hunting , Sporting , deterent from crime. Im sick of you pussies whinning about guns honestly . If that zoon animal hadnt had a gun he woulda stuck a fork in his ol ladies neck . Or crashed a brick into her head.

Im glad that motherfucker killed himself after . I carry a gun everywhere I go and I HAVE NEVER used it for random violence and I hope I never need to use it either .

But you baby bitch ass motherfuckers that are too brainwashed to defend yourselves. Well let's put it this way if your in a gas station and all a sudden someone comes in to rob the joint and kill all of you and I see this going down . I promise not to intervene with my evil gun and ill call the cops for you and hopefully when the cops get there 5 mins later you're not all dead.

Please someone explain how guns and pencils are so similar that an analogy regarding them makes "sense."

Its pretty easy to understand unless you a dumb fuck trying to take Americans guns...

Wow not very bright are you . a person can shoot you in the face and you die. Also a person can jam a pencil in your neck and you die.

Heres another one . A man used a gun to kill a woman . Blaming the gun is similar to a person write a racist sentence with a pencil then blaming the pencil for being racist.


Get it . You can kill a person A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS . If you get rid of guns . you'll wish you hadn't. Then you wont be able to defend yourself from criminals who dont turn their guns in . AND also instead of having your switch flipped for random violence you're going to be facing stabbings on the rise . beaten to death with baseball bats ect ect .

It's funny how the lunatic liberal socialists think if you get rid of guns that violence and death will just cease to exist.

Well ya know what if it comes down to turning my guns into the government? Im gonna goto the hood and find some MS13 and give all my guns ammo EVERYTHING to them . Just to prove my point.

Pencils come with erasers. Guns do not.

just cant fix stupid

That's not the real Will Ferrel, btw.

awwww