I'm a miserable bastard. Ask me a question!

Why are you a miserable bastard?

Why hasn't Miley Cyrus responded to any of my 120 letters I mailed her?

are all bastards miserable or are all miserable people bastards, just men? What is the ratio of male/ female miserable bastards

Go away, I saw you all week at work, this is my time off from you. Why are you following me???? lol

Are you a clever bastard?

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Jay?

did you dip your wick in that forbidden zone we dare not mention and are having regrets because you're thinking the gay life might not be up your alley?

I think I was born that way. I come from a long line of miserable bastards.

Burt?

These things are not mutually exclusive or inclusive of each other. We are a unique breed.

Thanks for your question.

Does masterbating while thinking about your Mother ever cheer you up?

i am too much of a miserable bastard to answer this question.

I can be clever but I do not think that it has anything to do with my miserable bastardivity.

Doesn't it cheer up everybody?

What a silly question!

Jesus is a sadistic fucking asshole

I think you are kinda cute, and I like your dog. That's why.

I thought that I was the only one that Miley Cyrus did not respond too. Get in line...

Ernie?