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Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............

 
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Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
some words of wisdom I received in my e-mail today & thought some of you might appreciate it. Bottoms up allwine

> To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
> And those who don't and are always seen
> with a bottle of water in their hand.
> As Ben Franklin said:
> In wine there is wisdom,
> In beer there is freedom,
> In water there is bacteria.
> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
> Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
> 1 litre of water each day,
> At the end of the year we would have absorbed
> More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli), bacteria found in feces.
> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..
> However,
> We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
> (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
> Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
> Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
> Remember:
> Water = Poo
> Wine = Health
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
> Than to drink water and be full of shit.
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
> I'm doing it as a public service!
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
some words of wisdom I received in my e-mail today & thought some of you might appreciate it. Bottoms up allwine

> To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
> And those who don't and are always seen
> with a bottle of water in their hand.
> As Ben Franklin said:
> In wine there is wisdom,
> In beer there is freedom,
> In water there is bacteria.
> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
> Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
> 1 litre of water each day,
> At the end of the year we would have absorbed
> More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli), bacteria found in feces.
> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..
> However,
> We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
> (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
> Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
> Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
> Remember:
> Water = Poo
> Wine = Health
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
> Than to drink water and be full of shit.
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
> I'm doing it as a public service!
 Quoting: ohhappydays

A glass of wine I am drinking!LOL Thanks for this,it made my day!! Well,for obvious reasons.Hehepeace

Last Edited by Cerrianna on 04/22/2011 01:19 PM
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
I'm being free right now!
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
makes total sense to me, especially now with all the poisons in the water. Only drawback is that any alcohol dehydrates which defeats the purpose of hydrating the body.
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
makes total sense to me, especially now with all the poisons in the water. Only drawback is that any alcohol dehydrates which defeats the purpose of hydrating the body.
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mineral water n wine
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
makes total sense to me, especially now with all the poisons in the water. Only drawback is that any alcohol dehydrates which defeats the purpose of hydrating the body.
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Hard liquor is a diuretic, but beer and wine have lots of pure water...when you drink or cook with water use only distilled...
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
makes total sense to me, especially now with all the poisons in the water. Only drawback is that any alcohol dehydrates which defeats the purpose of hydrating the body.
 Quoting: ohhappydays


mineral water n wine
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I prefer titties and beer :)
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
i use lots of water to keep from having a hangover. when im done drinking my alcohol, i drink as much water as i can before i go to bed, 2-3 glasses. then in a few hours i wake up to use the bathroom, then drink a bunch of water again before i go back to bed, then wake up in a few hours and so on till morning comes around and i have no hangover .

i read somewhere that a hangover is dehydration, thats when i started the routine of drinking lots of water after alcohol and ive never have had a hangover since.
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
i use lots of water to keep from having a hangover. when im done drinking my alcohol, i drink as much water as i can before i go to bed, 2-3 glasses. then in a few hours i wake up to use the bathroom, then drink a bunch of water again before i go back to bed, then wake up in a few hours and so on till morning comes around and i have no hangover .

i read somewhere that a hangover is dehydration, thats when i started the routine of drinking lots of water after alcohol and ive never have had a hangover since.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1287195


hangovers occur when you stop drinking for a period of time...if you experience a hangover that means you went too long in between beers...
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
i use lots of water to keep from having a hangover. when im done drinking my alcohol, i drink as much water as i can before i go to bed, 2-3 glasses. then in a few hours i wake up to use the bathroom, then drink a bunch of water again before i go back to bed, then wake up in a few hours and so on till morning comes around and i have no hangover .

i read somewhere that a hangover is dehydration, thats when i started the routine of drinking lots of water after alcohol and ive never have had a hangover since.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1287195


hangovers occur when you stop drinking for a period of time...if you experience a hangover that means you went too long in between beers...
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
i use lots of water to keep from having a hangover. when im done drinking my alcohol, i drink as much water as i can before i go to bed, 2-3 glasses. then in a few hours i wake up to use the bathroom, then drink a bunch of water again before i go back to bed, then wake up in a few hours and so on till morning comes around and i have no hangover .

i read somewhere that a hangover is dehydration, thats when i started the routine of drinking lots of water after alcohol and ive never have had a hangover since.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1287195


all that getting up & peeing & drinking & getting up again & peeing kinda ruins a good nights sleep though. There must be a better way.
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Re: Words of wisdom from Ben Franklin.....drink, wine............
uh... thats why I have reverse osmosis

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