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Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?

 
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04/23/2011 12:49 PM
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Definitly Michele Obama has the bigger ASS Barack is 6 ft tall 200llbs the biggest ass you'll ever find
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^ this
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04/23/2011 12:51 PM
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Oprah's ass has its own zip code.
 Quoting: Barbi


at least she is a real woman,not a wannabe. you make me sick.
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04/23/2011 12:53 PM
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Hmmm.. I don't know, look at this thing!

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white women's asses are flat, cuz they used to have tails like a dog. tis true.
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Oprah's ass has its own zip code.
 Quoting: Barbi


at least she is a real woman,not a wannabe. you make me sick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1115844


do you eat bon bons every day as you watch her or do you just get moist?
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Oprah's ass has its own zip code.
 Quoting: Barbi


at least she is a real woman,not a wannabe. you make me sick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1115844


so Stedman, how long have you been posted on GLP?
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04/24/2011 01:26 PM
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butt
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We will soon get a chance to see. Obama has decided to stop doing his job and just campaign non-stop for a year and he his is scheduled to be on Oprah
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It was tuff fitting that in between golf and basketball.
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09/13/2011 01:33 AM
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
I work at the Ames Research Facility, and we were forced by a congressional subcommittee this past week to look into it. We took into account the recommended 3 black asses;

1) Michelle Obama
2) Oprah
3) Serena Williams, the tennis player

After many exhaustful tests (no pun intended), we concluded that Serena Williams had the biggest ass, Oprah had the saggiest ass, and the first lady had the ugliest ass. (based on the Petrovichka Standardized Ugly Ass Tests of 1987).

All in all, we have recommended two awards in the following.

Nobel Piece of Ass Prize - should go to Barry Obama for enduring this ugly ass on a wookie that is 8 feet tall. He must be blind and dumb.

Awesome Strength for Ass Carrying - Awarded to Serena Williams herself for carrying that huge ass around her every day without dropping from exhaustion. (p.s. on a side not, it should be noted that the U.S. Open commentators thought that Serena was either carrying a small child in the back of her panties, or one weeks ration of food) due the size she was showing. These of course both turned to be false. It was strictly BIG ASS.)

So, there you have it. A professional investigation.

p.s. Oprah did not win any awards. No awards are ever given to person who has the world's saggiest ass.
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09/13/2011 10:28 AM
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Both African trash
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Hillary is known for her overstuffed thighs and small breasts.oprah has an ass a horse would want to go on a diet fortounge
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Who HAS the biggest ass or who IS the biggest ass?
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Hillary is known for her overstuffed thighs and small breasts.oprah has an ass a horse would want to go on a diet fortounge
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Never saw her thighs, but her cankles are very unattractive.
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Re: Who has a bigger ass? Michelle Obama or Oprah?
Oprah's ass has its own zip code.
 Quoting: Barbi


oprahs so fat she has her own climate
 Quoting: Phennommennonn

And you don't !! I've seen how big you are and it's nothing like the picture in your post!!!rofl5 fried twinkie eating sucker !!big_smile

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