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So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!

 
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So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Looked up this wonder drug with the Google and here they are:
Boy, you'd have to be pretty fucking miserable to ask your doctor for this stuff!

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Nausea
Dry Mouth
Headaches
Drowsiness
Fatigue
Dizziness
Insomnia
Constipation
Diarrhea
Loss of appetite
Sweating
Abdominal pain
Vomiting
Sore throat or runny nose
A decreased sex drive
Upper respiratory tract infection
Coughing
Shakiness (tremors)
Muscle pain
Sexual side effects, including ejaculation problems
Blurred vision
Anxiety or agitation
Weight loss
Hot flashes
Yawning
Indigestion or heartburn
Muscle spasms
The flu
Abnormal dreams
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Funny i had this conversation with co-workers today. The one i saw last night had "Death" as a side-effect LOL. What the fuck?!? Does that mean someone died during the testing stages yet it still was pushed through the "Fuck Dat Ass" FDA?
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Funny i had this conversation with co-workers today. The one i saw last night had "Death" as a side-effect LOL. What the fuck?!? Does that mean someone died during the testing stages yet it still was pushed through the "Fuck Dat Ass" FDA?
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I saw that one too. I was just sitting there like WTF! I guess they we targeting a suicidal market.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
It appears that virtually anything that can go wrong with the human body, this drug can accomplish.

Depression isn't listed because that's what this expensive snake oil is supposed to cure. I got depressed just reading the side effects!
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
"Watching this ad may make you convulse...women who are pregnant or who are thinking of becoming pregnant, should not watch this ad..."
"Blah, blah, blah - insert pointless rant here - blah."
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
They don't list organ failure or DEATH as a possible side effect of this one. That's encouraging.......

rofl
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04/23/2011 09:37 PM
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
As David dIcke once said of these drugs "these are not the side effects, they are THE EFFECTS" of taking the drugs
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Funny i had this conversation with co-workers today. The one i saw last night had "Death" as a side-effect LOL. What the fuck?!? Does that mean someone died during the testing stages yet it still was pushed through the "Fuck Dat Ass" FDA?
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"Our drug may have the side effect of death, but please ask your doctor for a prescription so you can be as cool as me and play frisbee with your dog on a lovely beach."

WTF?

rofl
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
don't ya just love how they cheerfully say "and may cause death"
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
lol, i just saw one, chantix or some ish .... a commercial break during jurassic park ...

one of side effects was "weird dreams" ...

lol
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
And yet the sheeple keep taking these deadly drugs.

verysad
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Cayce: “… The greater portion of Japan must go into the sea. …. then we may know it has begun …”. www.near-death.com/experiences/cayce11.html
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Funny i had this conversation with co-workers today. The one i saw last night had "Death" as a side-effect LOL. What the fuck?!? Does that mean someone died during the testing stages yet it still was pushed through the "Fuck Dat Ass" FDA?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1350608


"Our drug may have the side effect of death, but please ask your doctor for a prescription so you can be as cool as me and play frisbee with your dog on a lovely beach."

WTF?

rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1353550


That's the part that always cracks me up ... As they drone on with the horrible side effects of their latest drug, they show people laughing and playing in the park or on the beach!
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Cayce: “… The greater portion of Japan must go into the sea. …. then we may know it has begun …”. www.near-death.com/experiences/cayce11.html
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"Be kind, for everyone you know is fighting a hard battle" - Plato
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"Those who are at peace in their hearts already are in the Great Shelter of life." ~ Hopi Prophecy
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
hey at least theres no rectal bleeding
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Most of the effects these deadly drug are supposed to remedy are caused by trans fat and sugar that trigger viruses from the vaccines.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
And then folks like to talk shit about the pot heads and the good shamans of the world. Don't you get it? They want to kill you. Hahahaha. Is it not obvious? \m/~^_^~\m/
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Andy Behrman, a former spokesman for Abilify and Bristol Myers Squibb, discusses his side effects from Abilify, the "wonder drug" of Bristol Myers Squibb,
The Divinity in me bows to the Divinity in you... In other words, Namaste In lak'ech GLPeers!
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
First off, with most drugs there is no 'clinical trial' before eh drugs are marketed to a limited market. All the guinea pigs are told is that it's a new drug that has risks but it will probably work.

The FDA doesn't ban poisonous drugs ,food or anything else. Corporations are responsible for their own testing and are to some degree exposed to civil litigation, as i am sure you have noticed from all of the lawyers on the tube with class action suits against drug makers.

The bottom line to me is that when a drug is marketed that's alleged intended purpose is to help reduce the symptoms of foot nail fungus and one of the possible side effects is systemic organ failure and possible death, alarm bells should go off in the average humans mind that something isn't right. The theory of course is that people who are that dumb to take a drug like this are a liability to the gene pool and need to be killed.

The psychiatric drugs are all chemical lobotomies. The drugs all have a chemical compound with a hydrochloric acid suffix that is released into the brain when the chemical binds with specific, targeted receptor cites in the brain.

the result is that the targeted part of the brain is slowly dissolved over a period of time.

If you doubt what i have said, look up some of the psychotropic drugs and look at their chemical name.













The 'side effects' are the intended effect.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Lawl I saw that commercial. that was a marathon
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Lawl I saw that commercial. that was a marathon
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I can't believe people are dumb enough to take crap like that, and the most insidious part of it is, by warning of the side effects like cigarette manufacturers do, they are immune to civil liability for the side effects. they are murdering sick people who's only crime is not being that bright, and lobotomizing people that don't fit in with their agenda.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Funny i had this conversation with co-workers today. The one i saw last night had "Death" as a side-effect LOL. What the fuck?!? Does that mean someone died during the testing stages yet it still was pushed through the "Fuck Dat Ass" FDA?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1350608


"Our drug may have the side effect of death, but please ask your doctor for a prescription so you can be as cool as me and play frisbee with your dog on a lovely beach."

WTF?

rofl
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That's the part that always cracks me up ... As they drone on with the horrible side effects of their latest drug, they show people laughing and playing in the park or on the beach!
 Quoting: Aquarius 7

THIS^^^^ AND they tell you to "ask your doctor".

Say, doc, can I get something that could kill me?
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Read up on the withdrawal effects of effexor.
Not to say it should be banned, there are some people with
Major depression who are helped. But..... What the fuck are
Doctors doing giving it out like candy? For example treatment
Of hot flashes, or because someone 'failed' a standardized
Test for depression. Real depression is when they lose insurance
And have to pay for effexor instead of eating!

We don't hand out morphine like candy, yet something whose
Withdrawal symptoms often include homicidal and suicidal
Thoughts and actions is given out for hot flashes.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
And then folks like to talk shit about the pot heads and the good shamans of the world. Don't you get it? They want to kill you. Hahahaha. Is it not obvious? \m/~^_^~\m/
 Quoting: CAPTAIN PLANET ALEX

+100
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
I like the Abilify ad that encourages you to take it with your depression meds. Fricking classic.

I'm sure there are some who will take both without resistance.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
people want a pill to fix everything so badly they will take this crap, anything instead of cleaning up their acts - stop eating crap, stop drinking / smoking / not moving a muscle etc.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
My fave is 'thoughts of suicide' when you take a drug for depression.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Tim Allen made a movie a few years ago titled "Joe Somebody". In it he works for a pharmaceutical company. There's a scene for a commercial the company made for one of their medications. It has a long list of serious side effects, including death.

I remember watching an ad for Abilify on tv. It reminded me of this movie.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
In south Carolina about 7 years ago, a cousin of mine who had been in the military was taking paxil. In the middle of the night he got out of bed sleep walking grabbed a bat and beat his wife over the head until she was in a coma. Their other daughter and his mother in law were in the home. He woke up with the bat in hand looked at his wife and ran down the street where he called the police department from a pay phone. He swears to this day he was completely unaware of his actions until he woke up with the bat. Doctors from all over came to testify in regards to Paxil and side effects but jury wouldn't hear it. He's in prison for ever.
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Re: So i was watching yet another annoying DRUG AD and the dude droned on about "possible side effects" for a full minute!!
Hey if the FDA says its safe it must be safe right?! lmfao. The FDA also says Aspartame is safe even the its been proven to give lab mice brain cancer,
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Andy Behrman, a former spokesman for Abilify and Bristol Myers Squibb, discusses his side effects from Abilify, the "wonder drug" of Bristol Myers Squibb,
 Quoting: CAPTAIN PLANET ALEX


Wow!
LMAO!
He started to experience one-by-one ALL the "possible side effects" of the drug he was spokesman for and stopped taking it just before the Final Side Effect.
"Ask your doctor if Abilify is wrong for you."
How about if I just stay as far away from it as possible regardless of what my doctor says?

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