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OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!

 
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OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
I woke up with a basket of candy next to me! Awesome!

The real question I have is.... Was Jesus a real person who died on a cross for our sins?

Lets say you dont believe he is our savior....

Do we have Jesus DNA from the shroud cloth?
Do we know for a fact he exsisted?

No matter what... Happy Easter keep thinking and searching because you will evetually find what you seek?!
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
I woke up with a basket of candy next to me! Awesome!

The real question I have is.... Was Jesus a real person who died on a cross for our sins?

Lets say you dont believe he is our savior....

Do we have Jesus DNA from the shroud cloth?
Do we know for a fact he exsisted?

No matter what... Happy Easter keep thinking and searching because you will evetually find what you seek?!
 Quoting: holdingbreath


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Why isn't there an eject button around here?
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
I woke up with a basket of candy next to me! Awesome!

The real question I have is.... Was Jesus a real person who died on a cross for our sins?

Lets say you dont believe he is our savior....

Do we have Jesus DNA from the shroud cloth?
Do we know for a fact he exsisted?

No matter what... Happy Easter keep thinking and searching because you will evetually find what you seek?!
 Quoting: holdingbreath


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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
Check the cum from where the easter bunny came!
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Well yes the choc raisans I already ate and enjoyed... Fab

I know for a fact Easter bunny dont cum because they were stripped of their genitals a long time ago by hitler.... but back to the question..

Was jesus real
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Why isn't there an eject button around here?
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Do we have Jesus DNA? Why is the difference between God and Buddah or greek mythology?
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and he didn't clean it up? gross
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Do we have Jesus DNA? Why is the difference between God and Buddah or greek mythology?
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bumpbumppeace
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
My son's best friend (they are 20 years old) still gets an Easter basket from his folks. Heck, I didn't even buy a bag of candy for mine. I'm such a baaaaaaad mom. LOL!
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and he didn't clean it up? gross
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Well I suppose he's wild and doesn't know better
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and he didn't clean it up? gross
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Well I suppose he's wild and doesn't know better
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I suppose, it's still nasty though...
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
My son's best friend (they are 20 years old) still gets an Easter basket from his folks. Heck, I didn't even buy a bag of candy for mine. I'm such a baaaaaaad mom. LOL!
 Quoting: Faith


I stopped playing that game when the youngest figured it all out...then they agreed it's better to give the same money I would have spent on all the stupid shit to someone who really needs it...now it means something
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bunny was hoping for some alien intell
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
My son's best friend (they are 20 years old) still gets an Easter basket from his folks. Heck, I didn't even buy a bag of candy for mine. I'm such a baaaaaaad mom. LOL!
 Quoting: Faith


Lucky guy are you sure its from his folks....... bad part is it is possibly glowing....
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
Nothing showed up at our house. Not one piece of candy anywhere.
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
Nothing showed up at our house. Not one piece of candy anywhere.
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You must have been very bad ....... or fukishima radiated it!
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
Nothing showed up at our house. Not one piece of candy anywhere.
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You must have been very bad ....... or fukishima radiated it!
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
My son's best friend (they are 20 years old) still gets an Easter basket from his folks. Heck, I didn't even buy a bag of candy for mine. I'm such a baaaaaaad mom. LOL!
 Quoting: Faith


I made my 18 year old a basket, LOL, because the younger siblings are getting one and I didn't want her to feel left out.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
My son's best friend (they are 20 years old) still gets an Easter basket from his folks. Heck, I didn't even buy a bag of candy for mine. I'm such a baaaaaaad mom. LOL!
 Quoting: Faith


I stopped playing that game when the youngest figured it all out...then they agreed it's better to give the same money I would have spent on all the stupid shit to someone who really needs it...now it means something
 Quoting: BRIEF


Thats awesome!
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does it work to bump your own thread? First post before I blow you away with my top secret doom..... no joke...
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
Do we have Jesus DNA? Why is the difference between God and Buddah or greek mythology?
 Quoting: holdingbreath


The core message of Christianity, i.e., redemption FROM this world=Bhuddism=Hinduism. It's the same myth to convey the truths, except for Western sensibilities. To strip people's beliefs with science is easy pickins, but I think there's some truth in it, or it wouldn't have endured as long as it has. Christianity has recently started to fail because the core message has been replaced with a form of Judaism that says this world is the living end. While many people feel that the world isn't a good place, it's not very popular to say that there's no solution to it within itself. Everybody tries to find an enemy outside of himself so he defeat it to make the world better. It doesn't work. The world itself, and that which is in all of us, is the source of the pain. The symbol for Christianity is an instrument of torture. The denial of our will-to-live, our desires and urges is the path to salvation. Even our desire for eternal life in Heaven or fear of Hell feeds the monster.
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easter fake!
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does it work to bump your own thread? First post before I blow you away with my top secret doom..... no joke...
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does it work to bump your own thread? First post before I blow you away with my top secret doom..... no joke...
 Quoting: holdingbreath


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Better get some soda, I hear that rabbit jizz leaves a nasty stain.
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Do we have Jesus DNA? Why is the difference between God and Buddah or greek mythology?
 Quoting: holdingbreath


The core message of Christianity, i.e., redemption FROM this world=Bhuddism=Hinduism. It's the same myth to convey the truths, except for Western sensibilities. To strip people's beliefs with science is easy pickins, but I think there's some truth in it, or it wouldn't have endured as long as it has. Christianity has recently started to fail because the core message has been replaced with a form of Judaism that says this world is the living end. While many people feel that the world isn't a good place, it's not very popular to say that there's no solution to it within itself. Everybody tries to find an enemy outside of himself so he defeat it to make the world better. It doesn't work. The world itself, and that which is in all of us, is the source of the pain. The symbol for Christianity is an instrument of torture. The denial of our will-to-live, our desires and urges is the path to salvation. Even our desire for eternal life in Heaven or fear of Hell feeds the monster.
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Wow thats deep, short and easy to understand nice summary! Is there a world where God and science make sense?Idol1
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
I want people to get to know me first, that I am resonable sane before I tell you of the real doom, whicj I only remeber part of..... they told me i would forget over time and I am!
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Re: OMG the Easter bunny came!!!!!!
My son's best friend (they are 20 years old) still gets an Easter basket from his folks. Heck, I didn't even buy a bag of candy for mine. I'm such a baaaaaaad mom. LOL!
 Quoting: Faith


I stopped playing that game when the youngest figured it all out...then they agreed it's better to give the same money I would have spent on all the stupid shit to someone who really needs it...now it means something
 Quoting: BRIEF


Thats awesome!
 Quoting: holdingbreath


Thanks, they are good kids...they haven't adopted the same measure to Christmas yet...still some greed to resolve there, but I'm working on it...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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