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Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?

 
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Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
I get to see him In july I cannot wait and am so excited!!

Have any of you gotten to see this great profit in person?
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He's on fire today! I received his anointing oil from his website on friday... I have placed some on my forehead and my girlfriend's as well... all of our aches and pains have disappeared!!
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Sorry I would but i left my puke-bucket at home.
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Yes, and I already made my donation to the Benny Hinn Ministry. I encourage everyone to do the same. Not just donate on Easter but to donate every week.
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Sorry I would but i left my puke-bucket at home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1185426


You obviously not a true christian!

What does easter really mean to you?
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Benny Hinn is a fake piece of crap raping millions of people of there money
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
I get to see him In july I cannot wait and am so excited!!

Have any of you gotten to see this great profit in person?
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He is a false prophet and if you follow him you are in danger of losing your salvation. The bible is clear if someone professes to be a prophet and gets prophecy wrong even if he had a thousand correct and gets just one wrong he is not of GOD
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
No, but I watched some Benny Hill last night. Man, was he hillarious...
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Yes, and I already made my donation to the Benny Hinn Ministry. I encourage everyone to do the same. Not just donate on Easter but to donate every week.
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I wish I could afford to do that but I give approximately 20 percent of my pay to his ministry already.... it is an automatic payroll deduction he makes it easy and I appreciate that
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
I get to see him In july I cannot wait and am so excited!!

Have any of you gotten to see this great profit in person?
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this is one of the worst antichrist preachers on this planet.
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
I get to see him In july I cannot wait and am so excited!!

Have any of you gotten to see this great profit in person?
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says it right there
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Yes, and I already made my donation to the Benny Hinn Ministry. I encourage everyone to do the same. Not just donate on Easter but to donate every week.
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WHY? Put your money where it will count for something. this is a giant fraud.
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lmao
Did the iron in your blood and calcium in your bones come from a long-ago supernova? Astronomer and writer Carl Sagan thought so. "We are star stuff", Sagan once said.
Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.


We are star stuff which has taken its destiny into its own hands.

__Carl Sagan___
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
I get to see him In july I cannot wait and am so excited!!

Have any of you gotten to see this great profit in person?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1355408


He is a false prophet and if you follow him you are in danger of losing your salvation. The bible is clear if someone professes to be a prophet and gets prophecy wrong even if he had a thousand correct and gets just one wrong he is not of GOD
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That is a total lie! Prophet Hinn is a great man and warns of people like you over and over
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Yes, and I already made my donation to the Benny Hinn Ministry. I encourage everyone to do the same. Not just donate on Easter but to donate every week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292119


WHY? Put your money where it will count for something. this is a giant fraud.
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Wrong! You lie!
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Benny Djinn, um i mean Hinn...

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Benny Hinn is a fake piece of crap raping millions of people of there money
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Crawl back under your rock, shill. After god spoke to Benny Hinn, he has devoted his life to spreading the word of god for everyone to enjoy.
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Evangelist: Benny Hinn

Agenda: Charismatic faith healer, "Miracle Crusades," claims to channel the Holy Spirit to heal the sick. Hinn is frequently welcomed during his crusades by kings, prime ministers, and heads of state. Self-proclaimed to have "The Anointing"—the power purportedly given by God and transmitted through Hinn to carry out supernatural acts. At Hinn's Miracle Crusades, he has allegedly healed attendees of blindness, deafness, cancer, AIDS, and severe physical injuries. However, investigative reports by the Los Angeles Times, NBC's Dateline, the CBC's The Fifth Estate, and the Nine Network's 60 Minutes have called these claims into question.

Hinn has also caused controversy for theological remarks and claims he has made during TV appearances. In 1999, Hinn appeared on the Trinity Broadcasting Network (we all know their agenda, right?), claiming that God had given him a vision predicting the resurrection of thousands of dead people after watching the network—laying out a scenario of people placing their dead loved ones' hands on TV screens tuned into the station—and suggesting that TBN would be "an extension of Heaven to Earth" (taken from Wikipedia).
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Benny Hinn is a fake piece of crap raping millions of people of there money
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Crawl back under your rock, shill. After god spoke to Benny Hinn, he has devoted his life to spreading the word of god for everyone to enjoy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292119


Exactly!

What is wrong with being a good christian and spreading the word of god?

Prophet Hinn Is only trying to do that.
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Benny Hinn is a fake piece of crap raping millions of people of there money
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345849

Crawl back under your rock, shill. After god spoke to Benny Hinn, he has devoted his life to spreading the word of god for everyone to enjoy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292119


Spreading words of lies idiot, wake up moron
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Anyone that follows that charlatan is a damn fool to the thousandth power.
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lmao
 Quoting: Flowerpot


this^
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
Sorry I would but i left my puke-bucket at home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1185426


You obviously not a true christian!

What does easter really mean to you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1355408


it definetly doesnt mean benny hinn
Christians have had to face and realize their own sins, and feel compelled to try and help others as well.

This chant of Holier than thou is wrong and is taught by others making you think what is cool or acceptable to them.

The thought of "believe as i do" is strongly in an unbelievers life, because they feel they will be ridiculed by their friends.

Every falsehood a unbeliver weilds, is merely a reflection of the obstacles that unbeliever must face from his very own peers.

Unbelievers are the true followers, they are dedicated to fear of what other people think of them.

And because of this, they are ashamed of themselves, but wall themselves up to feel comfortable and safe, assuring themselves with rationality and laughter.

Which is insanity!
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He's a real profit all right; as in money grubbing charlatan.
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Benny Djinn, um i mean Hinn...


 Quoting: Salt & Light


Now THAT was funny!!!!

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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
If he has this great healing power then why isn't he clearing out the hospitals
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If he has this great healing power then why isn't he clearing out the hospitals
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He's too busy cleaning out people's wallets.
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Benny Djinn, um i mean Hinn...


 Quoting: Salt & Light


laugh


Amazing post! That is closer to the truth I'm sure.

This guys is up there with the Miracle Manna guy, and that fake Reverend Kerney Thomas and his damn red blood of Jesus prayer cloths.

You people that give money to people like this ever wonder why you struggle and these guys have all kinds of shimmery gold, nice cars and big houses?
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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I'll bet the OP is Benny Hinn just trying out new methods of convincing dumb people to send him their money.
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Re: Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?
I get to see him In july I cannot wait and am so excited!!

Have any of you gotten to see this great profit in person?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1355408


Are you completely retarded, or just plain stupid?

You just go ahead and keep sending the AC a check to support your trip with him to hell you Idiot!

Have you ever read the part that states, Satan will appear to you as an angel of light?


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