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Is anyone else watching God's prophet Benny Hinn while celebrating Easter today?

 
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Whether he is a fake or not he is still preaching the word of God and bringing glory to God.That is more than what any of us are doing for the kingdom of heaven.

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No, but I watched some Benny Hill last night. Man, was he hillarious...
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Benny hill is more of a prophet than bennyHinn
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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All of the heretics in this thread that are bashing prophet Hinn will soon see what Demons are really like... Prophet Hinn promises this
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yes, i've met him. i'm the reason he's so ugly and greasy looking.

my impression of him: he's a rich dickhead coked up out of his mind and is getting high and getting laid by accumulating wealth off of sheep that don't know any better. he's an ugly little coked out rock star covered in the vaginal secretions of women who want to snort his cocaine and receive a check to keep it all a secret.

i remember flipping through channels one day... i stopped to find him. he was threatening people who did not believe in him. to paraphrase: "those who do not believe in me will be cursed, do not laugh at me friends. if you are laughing at me right now you will be cursed". it really pissed me off and felt like i must act in my own defense because i couldn't stop laughing at him. so i went back in time and gave him that stupid ass hair cut and sawed 10 inches off his height.
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Whether he is a fake or not he is still preaching the word of God and bringing glory to God.That is more than what any of us are doing for the kingdom of heaven.

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Read your bible God takes no pleasure in false prophets , God has nothing to do with them and there judgement will be harsh and judgement begins at the pulpit. To many ministers take the good name of our Father and our Savior Jesus and use it for money making purposes. Benny Hinn a fraud .
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Whether he is a fake or not he is still preaching the word of God and bringing glory to God.That is more than what any of us are doing for the kingdom of heaven.

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he preaches false doctrine. mixes a little truth with major lies. google is your friend.
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God bless Brother Benny. He once laid his hands on me and I was knocked out cold. When I awoke, my arthritis and piles were mysteriously cured. I'm proud to be a faithful viewer who sends him $1200 a month.

PRAISE BENNY HINN!!!!
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BAHAHAHAHA!! what is wrong with you? you must be so blind! Benny Hinn is a FALSE prophet! Real and true christians dont 'get drunk' in the spirit and roll around on the floor.. True christians are serene and humble themselves before the LORD. This practice Benny boy has is derived from an old indian faith.

My friend, do some research before you follow hinn or todd bently.

I say a REAL christian is someone like brother Paul Washer.

A real christian doesnt ask for money either. Ratheer give all he has. Benny boy is a FAKE.
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Op, My mother used to watch Benny Hinn everyday. Like you say you are, she was so anxious to go and see him in person. She did. I don't know what happened, she wouldn't talk about it, but after seeing him in person, she didn't watch his program anymore.

The Bible says that a true prophet is never wrong. Many of his prophecies have not come to be.

Pleaes be careful. Study the WORD and don't put so much faith in this man. Read up about him.

There are some wonderful pastors/preachers out there. Find one in your communitiy that preaches from the WORD and help out your local church.
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I can't think of any one thing that would be MORE of a waste of my time than that...
What a fraud that dude is.
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God bless Brother Benny. He once laid his hands on me and I was knocked out cold. When I awoke, my arthritis and piles were mysteriously cured. I'm proud to be a faithful viewer who sends him $1200 a month.

PRAISE BENNY HINN!!!!
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you are paying a demon to spread false doctrine.
why would you praise Benny? if he is a real faith healer, it is God that healed you, not BH

you cant be serious
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All of the heretics in this thread that are bashing prophet Hinn will soon see what Demons are really like... Prophet Hinn promises this
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I can tell you without a doubt that he is doing the work of Satan. Run from him my friend run, Ezekiel 13:3 "Thus saith the Lord WOE unto the foolish prophet that follows his own spirit and have seen nothing."
Ezekiel 13: Oh Israel the prophets are like foxes in the deserts.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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I prefer to celebrate Easter by watching Benny Hill. He may not be God's prophet, but he's funnier.
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Benny Hinn is a fake piece of crap raping millions of people of there money
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Crawl back under your rock, shill. After god spoke to Benny Hinn, he has devoted his life to spreading the word of god for everyone to enjoy.
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Exactly!

What is wrong with being a good christian and spreading the word of god?

Prophet Hinn Is only trying to do that.
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Well why does he do it in luxury? Why doesnt he walk around the streets and be humble about it like he SHOULD be? What he is really doing is mesmerizing people and putting false doctrine in their hearts.
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God bless Brother Benny. He once laid his hands on me and I was knocked out cold. When I awoke, my arthritis and piles were mysteriously cured. I'm proud to be a faithful viewer who sends him $1200 a month.

PRAISE BENNY HINN!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334415


He did not heal the most obvious ailment you have of BEING FULL OF stir
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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All of the heretics in this thread that are bashing prophet Hinn will soon see what Demons are really like... Prophet Hinn promises this
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I can tell you without a doubt that he is doing the work of Satan. Run from him my friend run, Ezekiel 13:3 "Thus saith the Lord WOE unto the foolish prophet that follows his own spirit and have seen nothing."
Ezekiel 13: Oh Israel the prophets are like foxes in the deserts.
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I have seen demons, and they tried to attack me because I knew THE TRUTH. Benny Hinn probly IS a demon.
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Since the early 1990's, Benny Hinn has established an incredible and unimaginable track-record of false prophecies, false teachings, false healings, and controversies, which is reason enough for him to be considered as the most prolific heretic of our day. It is our prayer that you will read the following information carefully and prayerfully, then rely on God's holy word, the Bible, as your final authority.


This page contains an in-depth, comprehensive list of national and international articles, letters to government officials, news releases, and more that are dated from 1989 to present. For your convenience, the page will be updated often, and will be of great use to researchers, as well as Christians worldwide.

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Does he have his "Holy Ghost Machine Gun"?



If memory serves correctly, didn't his looney wife leave him?
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[link to www.blog.joelx.com]


Check that out and tell me the man is doing "God's" work.

He's is a liar, and the worst kind of con man. He's just one in a line of these leeches preying on feeble minds, older folks and blindly religious people.

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All of the heretics in this thread that are bashing prophet Hinn will soon see what Demons are really like... Prophet Hinn promises this
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I can tell you without a doubt that he is doing the work of Satan. Run from him my friend run, Ezekiel 13:3 "Thus saith the Lord WOE unto the foolish prophet that follows his own spirit and have seen nothing."
Ezekiel 13: Oh Israel the prophets are like foxes in the deserts.
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Those are all old testament. Prophet Hinn puts more emphasis on new testament jesus' words.
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I first thought this said Benny Hill and got excited wondering what channel :(






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All of the heretics in this thread that are bashing prophet Hinn will soon see what Demons are really like... Prophet Hinn promises this
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I can tell you without a doubt that he is doing the work of Satan. Run from him my friend run, Ezekiel 13:3 "Thus saith the Lord WOE unto the foolish prophet that follows his own spirit and have seen nothing."
Ezekiel 13: Oh Israel the prophets are like foxes in the deserts.
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Those are all old testament. Prophet Hinn puts more emphasis on new testament jesus' words.
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you cannot be this blind and ignorant...
read the links here that are provided to you. This is God telling you to wise up. Trust me.
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All of the heretics in this thread that are bashing prophet Hinn will soon see what Demons are really like... Prophet Hinn promises this
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I can tell you without a doubt that he is doing the work of Satan. Run from him my friend run, Ezekiel 13:3 "Thus saith the Lord WOE unto the foolish prophet that follows his own spirit and have seen nothing."
Ezekiel 13: Oh Israel the prophets are like foxes in the deserts.
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Those are all old testament. Prophet Hinn puts more emphasis on new testament jesus' words.
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But the words still apply!
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I get to see him In july I cannot wait and am so excited!!

Have any of you gotten to see this great profit in person?
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I'm enjoying a night of drunken debauchery, so sad that I can't squeeze in any more comedy programs tonight. We already picked what movies we are going to watch.
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Old testament, new testament. Isn't it all supposed to be "God's" word? His works? How can you pick and choose what is to be emphasized and what is not?

Who is he to decide what to highlight? You are just helping to further the argument that religion doesn't really know what they are talking about.

Old test, God was angry and vengeful. New test, he's a kind grandfather type filled with love and rainbows. In the whole bible, women are painted as whores, weak, and the originators of sin.

One woman, the virgin Mary was held to a higher standard. If you get past the fervor and emotion of being religious and just read it as a book of fiction you can see the points I'm making.

It's a book, written by men. The first draft didn't sit well with the masses, so they revised it. Tried making it a bit more palatable.

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Yes, his loony wife did leave him, lost a ton of weight, went blonde, and actually seems saner.
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Profit is right.

My fave Hinn moment.


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I get to see him In july I cannot wait and am so excited!!

Have any of you gotten to see this great profit in person?
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He is a false prophet and if you follow him you are in danger of losing your salvation. The bible is clear if someone professes to be a prophet and gets prophecy wrong even if he had a thousand correct and gets just one wrong he is not of GOD
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That is a total lie! Prophet Hinn is a great man and warns of people like you over and over
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Listen my friend please just do some research on the web about his prophetic visions that have been wrong , he can not be of God if he gets one vision wrong. He gets his power from Satan , god is totally against false prophets and he has made many bad predictions he stated came from God. Do yourself a favor and research this.

Matt.7:15 beware of false prophets who come to you in she eps clothing , but underneath are ravenous wolves.
A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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Yes, his loony wife did leave him, lost a ton of weight, went blonde, and actually seems saner.
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Profit is right.

My fave Hinn moment.



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I sense the force is strong with this one...yoda
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Holy damn, people continue to be taken in by him? Just amazing.

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