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I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?

 
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I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
I'm starting to freak out. My right nipple has been itching like crazy the last 3 weeks. It almost looks as if it could be eczema. Anyone know if I should be freaked out? Do I have male breast cancer? It is kind of a lump... HELP!!!!!!
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
See a doctor because men CAN get breast cancer too, it's rare but it happens. Be aware that there is no stigma attached, cancer is an immune dysfunction and can happen anywhere, as well as skin cancer.
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Put some witch hazel on it. Might sting if you've dug at it but it should clear it up. If it's excema eat some broccoli.
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04/24/2011 05:11 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
I'm starting to freak out. My right nipple has been itching like crazy the last 3 weeks. It almost looks as if it could be eczema. Anyone know if I should be freaked out? Do I have male breast cancer? It is kind of a lump... HELP!!!!!!
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Tape a clean silver dime to it overnight and see if that helps.

Think I'm kidding?
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
I'm starting to freak out. My right nipple has been itching like crazy the last 3 weeks. It almost looks as if it could be eczema. Anyone know if I should be freaked out? Do I have male breast cancer? It is kind of a lump... HELP!!!!!!
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Tape a clean silver dime to it overnight and see if that helps.

Think I'm kidding?
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Oops, sorry, use a quarter if you have larger nipples
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04/24/2011 05:14 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
See a doctor because men CAN get breast cancer too, it's rare but it happens. Be aware that there is no stigma attached, cancer is an immune dysfunction and can happen anywhere, as well as skin cancer.
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Its probably jock itch or a yeast infection(women get these sometimes) buy some lamasil
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Did you shave or scratch that area? If so, it could be cellulitis....bacteria under the skin....itchy and puffy....and red. You would need antibiotics. If it was an insect bite, it probably would be gone in a week or two. If you haven't shaved or scratched the area, and its not an insect bite, you should go to an E.R. or your regular doctor and have it looked at. Don't ignore it, that rarely helps and can make a small problem turn into a serious one. Good luck, take care of yourself.
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
If you join new Jerusalem your nipple will never itch again!
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Did you shave or scratch that area? If so, it could be cellulitis....bacteria under the skin....itchy and puffy....and red. You would need antibiotics. If it was an insect bite, it probably would be gone in a week or two. If you haven't shaved or scratched the area, and its not an insect bite, you should go to an E.R. or your regular doctor and have it looked at. Don't ignore it, that rarely helps and can make a small problem turn into a serious one. Good luck, take care of yourself.
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I scratch it because it really itches. I dont shave my nipples. Its about dime sized and it's lumpy. I dont know what to do!!!my left nipple is red, my right nipple is red on the bottom, and a reddish white lump on top. Itches super bad. I'm 24 years old.
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Dude.. My left one has been like this for a fucking year, its driving me nuts.
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04/24/2011 05:24 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Dude.. My left one has been like this for a fucking year, its driving me nuts.
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You need new Jerusalem
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04/24/2011 05:25 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
see a doctor, guys can get breast cancer, or it could be an infection
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04/24/2011 05:26 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
see a doctor, guys can get breast cancer, or it could be an infection
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Or it could be a lack of new Jerusalem
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04/24/2011 05:28 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Cut it the fuck off.
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04/24/2011 05:29 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Nipple doom? scheming
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
I'm starting to freak out. My right nipple has been itching like crazy the last 3 weeks. It almost looks as if it could be eczema. Anyone know if I should be freaked out? Do I have male breast cancer? It is kind of a lump... HELP!!!!!!
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I know exactly what that is. It is called gyno when your hormones go crazy and start to grow bitch tit. There is some stuff called Forma Stanzol that will cure that problem. Your tits feel itchy and sometimes irritable is the first signs of gyno bitch tits growing. If you don't do anything you will have bitch tits soon.
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04/24/2011 05:36 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
One more thing OP, a lump is a sign of GYNO. Buy Formal Stanzol right away. Did you do steroids or something. Why your hormones all phukd up for?
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04/24/2011 05:46 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Nipple doom? scheming
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Well with that statement. You seem to be taking the piss. End of conversation. Have fun with your nipple doom...
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Did you shave or scratch that area? If so, it could be cellulitis....bacteria under the skin....itchy and puffy....and red. You would need antibiotics. If it was an insect bite, it probably would be gone in a week or two. If you haven't shaved or scratched the area, and its not an insect bite, you should go to an E.R. or your regular doctor and have it looked at. Don't ignore it, that rarely helps and can make a small problem turn into a serious one. Good luck, take care of yourself.
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I scratch it because it really itches. I dont shave my nipples. Its about dime sized and it's lumpy. I dont know what to do!!!my left nipple is red, my right nipple is red on the bottom, and a reddish white lump on top. Itches super bad. I'm 24 years old.
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Doctor.

No seriously, go to a doctor.

We have free health care thanks to the Republicans and their Christian values about being ones brother's keeper.

oh wait... Walterverse.
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04/24/2011 05:56 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Switch soaps. It happened to me while all the time using that squeezy bottle body wash stuff. Once I switched back to regular bar soap, problem went away after just a few days.


But the itching stopped immediately.
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04/24/2011 06:01 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
go and ask your tomato plant.
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Have you had nipple rings? There may be an infection if so, then squeeze the nipple and juice/ puss will come out
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04/24/2011 06:14 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
VISE GRIPS for color back. apply then twist clockwise 720 degrees.
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
I'm starting to freak out. My right nipple has been itching like crazy the last 3 weeks. It almost looks as if it could be eczema. Anyone know if I should be freaked out? Do I have male breast cancer? It is kind of a lump... HELP!!!!!!
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A picture is better than thousand words. Without picture is hard to advice and the better decision is to go to dermatology specialist.
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Go away
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04/24/2011 06:48 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
salt water
then olive oil
fuck pharma
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04/24/2011 06:49 PM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
It means you're Gay. That's all, nothing to worry about.
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
I weigh 190lbs, I dont have tits, lol. And im not gay, i dont know about the latter
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
Listen. See a Doctor. Your own, or go to a walk-in clinic, or go to an E.R. Some of these clowns are laughing at your situation, but you need to be evaluated. Just do it.
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04/25/2011 12:16 AM
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Re: I'm a dude and my right nipple constantly itches and looks lighter in color than my left nipple. Can someone help?
I'm starting to freak out. My right nipple has been itching like crazy the last 3 weeks. It almost looks as if it could be eczema. Anyone know if I should be freaked out? Do I have male breast cancer? It is kind of a lump... HELP!!!!!!
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Your just hitting puberty relax, let them chest hairs grow and be a fucking man!





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