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So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...

 
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So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
And the guy registered as Dick Long...

And we had to call him at the front desk...

And in this case of situation, we say the last name first...


So I said...

- Mr. Long Dick is requested at the front desk...

That was quite funny.
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04/25/2011 12:03 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
Another guy a few years back... his last name was PENIS... Not kidding.

And it was pronounced like penis... and the guy was quite proud of that name.. was kind weird.


People with those names should just change their names.


And another name that was quite funny...

A woman was called Merry something... and her husband was something Christmas... and she took his last name... so her name ended up being Merry Christmas...

I'm not kidding.

There's many others but I don't remember them all.
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04/25/2011 12:05 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
I had a person come in named Fuck . Last name You. So whenever he came in I would say good morning, fuck you.
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04/25/2011 12:08 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
I knew a guy named Harry Fagina.
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04/25/2011 12:10 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
And the guy registered as Dick Long...

And we had to call him at the front desk...

And in this case of situation, we say the last name first...


So I said...

- Mr. Long Dick is requested at the front desk...

That was quite funny.
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Listen I don't want to scare you, but yours isn't going to work for long. You are predisposed for erectile dysfunction at an early age, so use it wisely, your days are numbered.
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
I had a person come in named Fuck . Last name You. So whenever he came in I would say good morning, fuck you.
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More like Fuk Yuu...
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
I knew a guy named Harry Fagina.
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Nice.
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04/25/2011 12:11 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
And the guy registered as Dick Long...

And we had to call him at the front desk...

And in this case of situation, we say the last name first...


So I said...

- Mr. Long Dick is requested at the front desk...

That was quite funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1355913


My name is Manuel Leyba..... I hate work.
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
And the guy registered as Dick Long...

And we had to call him at the front desk...

And in this case of situation, we say the last name first...


So I said...

- Mr. Long Dick is requested at the front desk...

That was quite funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1355913


My name is Manuel Leyba..... I hate work.
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lol
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04/25/2011 12:14 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
I really did work with a dude name Fuck. He's Austrian.
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04/25/2011 12:18 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
I worked in the fundraising dept for my University while in college. We'd do telemarketing calls to the alumni base to raise funds for the University. Anyways one night I was carrying on a conversation with the person next to me instead of paying attention to the screen. The person answered the phone, I quickly looked at the screen...

Mr. Aswipe

I realize that one false move and I'll offend this guy and probably get fired... so I decide to say, "Hello, good evening, is this Mr. >Ahz-WEE-pay< ???

He corrected me, "it's Mr. Ass-wipe, what do you want?"

LOL rofl


It was all I could do to hold my composure while talking with him, although I had a huge grin on my face and was waving over my supervisors while talking to him. Towards the end of the conversation (he didn't pledge any money but was cool), my really loud supervisor read the name on the screen as I was pointing at the name with my finger. She burst out laughing really loud and said, "Hey everyone, {my name} is talking to someone named Mr. Asswipe! HAHAHHAHAHAHA" I guarantee the guy heard her screaming as she was 2 feet behind me.
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04/25/2011 12:35 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
Good stories.
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04/25/2011 12:39 AM
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Re: So I work in a hotel... and the other day, there was a guy named Richard Long...
In German, ficker is fucker. And there was a guy named Herr Ficker.

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