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I AM A REAL ALIEN , ONE OF MILLIONS WHO LIVE AMONG YOU. I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU

 
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I AM A REAL ALIEN , ONE OF MILLIONS WHO LIVE AMONG YOU. I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU
Greetings to all of the people of Earth.

The reason for me coming here today and making this announcement is that this planet and the solar system it is in are undergoing rapid changes, changes that very soon it will be impossible for your government to hide from you any longer.

These changes will end most life on this planet, through a wide range of catastrophic events that will rapidly increase in intensity and frequency over he next several months.

It is necessary for you to know that we control your governments and always have since the very beginning of what you call the human race, which we are responsible for creating.

Your elect know of us, as do your corporate leaders and high placed businessmen. We brought many advanced technologies to share with you, which in recent years we greatly increased. The goal was to bring you as quickly to our level of technological understanding as ourselves.

We accomplished the creation of the human species homo sapiens sapiens through many years of genetic processes that gradually integrated our genetics into your planet's own neanderthal man, the purpose to make your planets environment suitable for us to live on ,among yourselves undetectable.

Your holy scriptures and historical accounts contain many records of our interactions with your planets leaders and people. Much of the information has been concealed very little, yet very few of you interpret it accurately.

We came to this star system over 1 million solar years ago after our Sun became unstable and made life on our planet impossible. We came here on a spacecraft if you will, which was at the time the largest artificial construct ever built in the galaxy. It took over 4000 solar years to make the journey , many generations passed while in transit.

You know this space station as the Moon. The Moon is still inhabited by our people, some who are hybrids like me, and some who are hominids who do not share any of your genetic makeup. You know these hominids as grey aliens.

The Moon is still fully functional and under it's own propulsion, it can leave Earth orbit.

It may anger you to know that we have manipulated your governments to do things which on the face of them seem cruel or conscious less, but this was the only way to control and provide resources for so many individuals when the human species multiplied up into the billions, and in many cases it simply could not be done.

In a very short time, members of my governments executive council will give orders for selected human hybrids of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens who represent the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon, where they will be given specific tasks and responsibilities, in return for compensation.

In less than two years, a similar event to what effected our star system will happen here in this one, and the Moon once again used to journey to another nearby suitable star system.

If you agree to the terms offered you, you must be prepared to face that you will never reach the destination, but will die on the Moon of old age or natural causes. The journey will take thousands of years.

This is not a hoax or fictional report, every piece of information in this communication is accurate.

-end of communication
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This is not a hoax or fictional report, every piece of information in this communication is accurate.
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Those that govern democracy, Nothing but lies and hypocrisy, Created by those who pretend to heal you, Bearers of the cross who try to control and conceal you, And they will die before it reveals to you, What you havent been programmed to see
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What a bummer for those of us who are only in the top 6%. Any way to work for some extra credit in order to reach the top 5%? Also, do they serve tacos on the moon ship?
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Wow that's a lot of words for a troll.
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If I told you I had some really good weed could I come with you guys?
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...the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon...
 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328


Top 5%? So, no GLPers, huh? Wonder why he posted that here?
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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What a bummer for those of us who are only in the top 6%. Any way to work for some extra credit in order to reach the top 5%? Also, do they serve tacos on the moon ship?
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You can have any food item you want from an extensive list of choices, but tacos or anything else with animal matter will not be available do to logistical constraints.
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...the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon...
 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328


Top 5%? So, no GLPers, huh? Wonder why he posted that here?
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There are many hybrids with a very high level of awareness and intelligence that are here regularly.
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Greetings to all of the people of Earth.

The reason for me coming here today and making this announcement is that this planet and the solar system it is in are undergoing rapid changes, changes that very soon it will be impossible for your government to hide from you any longer.

These changes will end most life on this planet, through a wide range of catastrophic events that will rapidly increase in intensity and frequency over he next several months.

It is necessary for you to know that we control your governments and always have since the very beginning of what you call the human race, which we are responsible for creating.

Your elect know of us, as do your corporate leaders and high placed businessmen. We brought many advanced technologies to share with you, which in recent years we greatly increased. The goal was to bring you as quickly to our level of technological understanding as ourselves.

We accomplished the creation of the human species homo sapiens sapiens through many years of genetic processes that gradually integrated our genetics into your planet's own neanderthal man, the purpose to make your planets environment suitable for us to live on ,among yourselves undetectable.

Your holy scriptures and historical accounts contain many records of our interactions with your planets leaders and people. Much of the information has been concealed very little, yet very few of you interpret it accurately.

We came to this star system over 1 million solar years ago after our Sun became unstable and made life on our planet impossible. We came here on a spacecraft if you will, which was at the time the largest artificial construct ever built in the galaxy. It took over 4000 solar years to make the journey , many generations passed while in transit.

You know this space station as the Moon. The Moon is still inhabited by our people, some who are hybrids like me, and some who are hominids who do not share any of your genetic makeup. You know these hominids as grey aliens.

The Moon is still fully functional and under it's own propulsion, it can leave Earth orbit.

It may anger you to know that we have manipulated your governments to do things which on the face of them seem cruel or conscious less, but this was the only way to control and provide resources for so many individuals when the human species multiplied up into the billions, and in many cases it simply could not be done.

In a very short time, members of my governments executive council will give orders for selected human hybrids of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens who represent the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon, where they will be given specific tasks and responsibilities, in return for compensation.

In less than two years, a similar event to what effected our star system will happen here in this one, and the Moon once again used to journey to another nearby suitable star system.

If you agree to the terms offered you, you must be prepared to face that you will never reach the destination, but will die on the Moon of old age or natural causes. The journey will take thousands of years.

This is not a hoax or fictional report, every piece of information in this communication is accurate.

-end of communication
 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328


have a message for you too here >>> bartmoon PFFFFFFFFFF!!
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...the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon...
 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328


Top 5%? So, no GLPers, huh? Wonder why he posted that here?
 Quoting: Factual Error


There are many hybrids with a very high level of awareness and intelligence that are here regularly.
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Now i know you're full of shit.
Those that govern democracy, Nothing but lies and hypocrisy, Created by those who pretend to heal you, Bearers of the cross who try to control and conceal you, And they will die before it reveals to you, What you havent been programmed to see
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Greetings to all of the people of Earth.

The reason for me coming here today and making this announcement is that this planet and the solar system it is in are undergoing rapid changes, changes that very soon it will be impossible for your government to hide from you any longer.

These changes will end most life on this planet, through a wide range of catastrophic events that will rapidly increase in intensity and frequency over he next several months.

It is necessary for you to know that we control your governments and always have since the very beginning of what you call the human race, which we are responsible for creating.

Your elect know of us, as do your corporate leaders and high placed businessmen. We brought many advanced technologies to share with you, which in recent years we greatly increased. The goal was to bring you as quickly to our level of technological understanding as ourselves.

We accomplished the creation of the human species homo sapiens sapiens through many years of genetic processes that gradually integrated our genetics into your planet's own neanderthal man, the purpose to make your planets environment suitable for us to live on ,among yourselves undetectable.

Your holy scriptures and historical accounts contain many records of our interactions with your planets leaders and people. Much of the information has been concealed very little, yet very few of you interpret it accurately.

We came to this star system over 1 million solar years ago after our Sun became unstable and made life on our planet impossible. We came here on a spacecraft if you will, which was at the time the largest artificial construct ever built in the galaxy. It took over 4000 solar years to make the journey , many generations passed while in transit.

You know this space station as the Moon. The Moon is still inhabited by our people, some who are hybrids like me, and some who are hominids who do not share any of your genetic makeup. You know these hominids as grey aliens.

The Moon is still fully functional and under it's own propulsion, it can leave Earth orbit.

It may anger you to know that we have manipulated your governments to do things which on the face of them seem cruel or conscious less, but this was the only way to control and provide resources for so many individuals when the human species multiplied up into the billions, and in many cases it simply could not be done.

In a very short time, members of my governments executive council will give orders for selected human hybrids of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens who represent the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon, where they will be given specific tasks and responsibilities, in return for compensation.

In less than two years, a similar event to what effected our star system will happen here in this one, and the Moon once again used to journey to another nearby suitable star system.

If you agree to the terms offered you, you must be prepared to face that you will never reach the destination, but will die on the Moon of old age or natural causes. The journey will take thousands of years.

This is not a hoax or fictional report, every piece of information in this communication is accurate.

-end of communication
 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328


And you aliens use GLP to announce these news??? You must be very smart ha ha ha!! How did you get in to this 5% ???
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OP, can you clarify how that would be measured -- our intellectual and physcial fitness?
“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Greetings to all of the people of Earth.

The reason for me coming here today and making this announcement is that this planet and the solar system it is in are undergoing rapid changes, changes that very soon it will be impossible for your government to hide from you any longer.

These changes will end most life on this planet, through a wide range of catastrophic events that will rapidly increase in intensity and frequency over he next several months.

It is necessary for you to know that we control your governments and always have since the very beginning of what you call the human race, which we are responsible for creating.

Your elect know of us, as do your corporate leaders and high placed businessmen. We brought many advanced technologies to share with you, which in recent years we greatly increased. The goal was to bring you as quickly to our level of technological understanding as ourselves.

We accomplished the creation of the human species homo sapiens sapiens through many years of genetic processes that gradually integrated our genetics into your planet's own neanderthal man, the purpose to make your planets environment suitable for us to live on ,among yourselves undetectable.

Your holy scriptures and historical accounts contain many records of our interactions with your planets leaders and people. Much of the information has been concealed very little, yet very few of you interpret it accurately.

We came to this star system over 1 million solar years ago after our Sun became unstable and made life on our planet impossible. We came here on a spacecraft if you will, which was at the time the largest artificial construct ever built in the galaxy. It took over 4000 solar years to make the journey , many generations passed while in transit.

You know this space station as the Moon. The Moon is still inhabited by our people, some who are hybrids like me, and some who are hominids who do not share any of your genetic makeup. You know these hominids as grey aliens.

The Moon is still fully functional and under it's own propulsion, it can leave Earth orbit.

It may anger you to know that we have manipulated your governments to do things which on the face of them seem cruel or conscious less, but this was the only way to control and provide resources for so many individuals when the human species multiplied up into the billions, and in many cases it simply could not be done.

In a very short time, members of my governments executive council will give orders for selected human hybrids of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens who represent the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon, where they will be given specific tasks and responsibilities, in return for compensation.

In less than two years, a similar event to what effected our star system will happen here in this one, and the Moon once again used to journey to another nearby suitable star system.

If you agree to the terms offered you, you must be prepared to face that you will never reach the destination, but will die on the Moon of old age or natural causes. The journey will take thousands of years.

This is not a hoax or fictional report, every piece of information in this communication is accurate.

-end of communication
 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328


have a message for you too here >>> bartmoon PFFFFFFFFFF!!
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Obviously this message was never meant for you. It will be recognized by the target audience as credible, and prepare them for being contacted.
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Please mister alien i need more info. So for the other billions who are left on earth what is our future. will the earth be completly destroyed or just regions,I understand the earth is slowly cleaning itself. And is this what you call asension, and how do you pick the five percent is it physical and mental capabiliies or spiritual qualities(consiousness). Do you believe in a higher being God. peacexx
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...the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon...
 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328


Top 5%? So, no GLPers, huh? Wonder why he posted that here?
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There are many hybrids with a very high level of awareness and intelligence that are here regularly.
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Now i know you're full of shit.
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I have a feeling you'll make the top 5%
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You sure are a boring alien, got half way through that garbage and stopped reading.

So Fuck off back home

Im calling Fake and Gay.
But the navys total fleet cant storm in a local beach told to breach my home couldnt get me out the zone ive reached.
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all you created was lies and illusion delusion confusion and perversion.. chaos and destruction and fear based control.. wow you fuckers think you had it all worked out didnt you? you and your kind hacked in here uninvited.. this is not your domain nor can you play god amongst my universe on any level.. you will all get your asses handed to you very soon.. your in my house and uninvited mother fuckers and you will have no where to run and no where to hide for what is about to come upon you all.. keep talking shit and playing god amongst the ignorant ones but just know that the true gods of this universe are here and will not tolerate any of your shit in any way any longer.. revenge is going to be fun.. thats all i gotta say..
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...the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon...
 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328


Top 5%? So, no GLPers, huh? Wonder why he posted that here?
 Quoting: Factual Error


There are many hybrids with a very high level of awareness and intelligence that are here regularly.
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do i happen to be one of them?
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Please mister alien i need more info. So for the other billions who are left on earth what is our future. will the earth be completly destroyed or just regions,I understand the earth is slowly cleaning itself. And is this what you call asension, and how do you pick the five percent is it physical and mental capabiliies or spiritual qualities(consiousness). Do you believe in a higher being God. peacexx
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Don't belive everything that you hear. If they where 1 milion years old than they would not run but just bounce that away what is coming our way. Look what we people have achived in 5000 years so imagine what we could do in 1 milion years. This is big BS.
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Ahh, I see the hollow moon theory got in use here. Damn these kids are not fooling around, sucking every info from this site and then making it into fun stories to read. Keep up the good fun!
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if this was true, it would suck for black people. basically, the end of their race.
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Thats stupid.

Being up to par with you extra-terrestials. You observed human nature and expect us to be trusted? Maybe these intelligent beings you're from OP have the I.Q of chimps.
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Just for a thought if humans are left alive living in a closed space without any contact to nature and other people that have emotions it is much better to die than suffer a crippled life on the moon beside stupid cold aliens. This is hell, a human whose freedom was cut down so drastically he became a living dead, just the body and thinking working.
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(Pretending this is real)

I'm supposing that this top 5% is still stupid enough to trust a species that gave the technology to the governments that then used it to oppress them.

Didn't these aliens ever here of the old saying "get more flies with honey"?

"Oh yes, we helped oppress you and make your life miserable but we're really nice guys and want to save you now."

goaway
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OP, can you clarify how that would be measured -- our intellectual and physcial fitness?
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Most of the target population has already been tested using a standardized test intellectually.

Physical fitness will be imperative and just as important if not more so than intellectual fitness, because only the physically superior will be able to live in the environment present in the Moon's interior.

The fitness of selected and humans has been determined by an extensive analysis of their genetics and physical characteristics.

The oxygen content provided by the environmental control systems is only 60% what it present in Earths atmosphere, and the pressure is less than 8 pounds per square inch. These are harsh conditions for a hybrid, but hybrids can adapt to it readily.

Greys cannot adapt to and live in an environment which would be totally suited to hybrids, and it will be necessarily for you to co habit with ,and work along side of them.
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by the way.. i was here in the beginning and i was here in the end.. and you evil aliens didnt exist then and you dont exist now.. you are all apart of the bad dream the nightmare me and my kind are experiencing but what you dont understand is that we are all lucid and unless we wake up and be home we are going to tear this mother fucking dream and everything in it down.. you will have no where to run and no where to hide very soon as we cannot tolerate being in this dream much longer.. what happens when you put an eagle in a small birds cage? the eagle demolished the cage and flies away.. you dont have much time left and your agenda is useless and powerless..
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My mother in law says she want to go with u alien please take her !
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This OP is a lite brain version obviously. Could be an alien really.
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In a very short time, members of my governments executive council will give orders for selected human hybrids of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens who represent the top 5 per cent of your species intellectually and physically to be notified of an opportunity to make the journey to the Moon, where they will be given specific tasks and responsibilities, in return for compensation.

 Quoting: Council Secretary 1312328




Unless that compensation includes Crack and Bitches i don't think you'll get many takers.

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