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NASA/GOVERNMENT COVER UP!! NIBIRU/ELENIN!!! 2012 100% GOING DOWN!! PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER!!!

 
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Right. If something that large was to "smash" into us anywhere, high ground sure as hell isn't going to help.
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I never stated its size. It's not "that large".

However I must apologize and correct a typo. The date should have been written 2012 DEC 21.
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I am a high level manager at NASA who will soon retire. You will understand if I reveal no more about myself, but I feel compelled to confess the truth. As you may suspect, each of us at NASA is initially sworn to agree that the truth must always be withheld from the public. We have a large secret division whose mission is to coerce all worldwide astronomers (professional and amateur) and the international news media to never reveal astronomical truths to people who are poorly educated in science. You may wonder why we bothered to form such an elaborate leak-proof conspiracy. It’s simply because we got a big kick out of fooling so many dumb people. I regret that decision and am now attempting to make amends. BTW, Nibiru is currently hiding behind Jupiter, but will soon begin to swing around that giant planet and smash smack in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean on 2011 DEC 21, precisely as the Mayans warned in their detailed predictions. As you well know, the Mayans scientific knowledge far exceeded that of modern so-called experts. I recommend stocking up with necessities and moving to higher ground. Shills here will deny my story, but you know in your heart that it must be true.
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We have contradictory stories everywhere. If a planet 8X the Earth "smashes into the Atlantic" there will be nothing left of Earth! It will disintegrate! It will engulf the entire Earth as it is so much bigger. Going to higher grounds is just a joke! It will pass either on the other side of our sun, which would be the least damage, but if it passes between our sun and earth, we are probably done! There is no way to prepare for a disaster that big. Enjoy your last days and no food stocking or going to hills will make any sense. Why even bother to stick around and build a new world? The NWO will round you up and get your microchipped and make you conform or else!

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I am a high level manager at NASA who will soon retire. You will understand if I reveal no more about myself, but I feel compelled to confess the truth. As you may suspect, each of us at NASA is initially sworn to agree that the truth must always be withheld from the public. We have a large secret division whose mission is to coerce all worldwide astronomers (professional and amateur) and the international news media to never reveal astronomical truths to people who are poorly educated in science. You may wonder why we bothered to form such an elaborate leak-proof conspiracy. It’s simply because we got a big kick out of fooling so many dumb people. I regret that decision and am now attempting to make amends. BTW, Nibiru is currently hiding behind Jupiter, but will soon begin to swing around that giant planet and smash smack in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean on 2011 DEC 21, precisely as the Mayans warned in their detailed predictions. As you well know, the Mayans scientific knowledge far exceeded that of modern so-called experts. I recommend stocking up with necessities and moving to higher ground. Shills here will deny my story, but you know in your heart that it must be true.
 Quoting: NASA Official 1365236


who is this goose? none of what she said IS EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE...

for someone trying keep her identity hidden, she sure advertises it well. if you were, IP address tracked and ur dead lol

nice try but the people on here are smarter than that... accept the shills of course they still think the earth goes around the sun
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I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS SAID THIS BUT IM ON HERE AND NEVER SEEN A POST ON THIS!!! THINK ABOUT THIS. YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT GUY ON YOUTUBE ABOUT SIX YEARS BACK CLAIMED HE WAS AN EX GOVERNMENT. EMPLOYEE AND HE SAID NIBIRU WAS COVERING IT UP BUT BY 2011 WE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT AND NASA SAYS ELENIN"COMET" WILL BE MOST VISIBLE BY SEPT 2011. EVENTUALLY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE IT BUT IT WILL BE A PLANET.... NIBIRU. THIS COMET'S LENGTH HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE TOO BIG TO BE A COMET.. NASA AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL CONTINUE TO LIE UNTIL ITS TOO LATE. ELENIN IS THE COVER UP AND NIBIRU IS THE TRUTH...

2012 IS 100% GOING DOWN!!!!!!
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How does this one man make the argument true?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1358636


All anyone has to do is keep an open mind and do their research and it all comes together. Why wouldn't they hide it from us. Most of us would all panic and stop makin them rich. After this passes whoever's left will have to make a choice either take the oath of the New World Order or be inprisoned and mostly likely killed. I wouldn't be too surprized if something miraculously took place soon if not before definately afterwards.

I'm no one special. All I do is do my research from the internet, the bible, pray, and think about things. I'm not trying to prove anything.

All I know is to know God and accept Jesus Crist as your Lord and Savior. Amen
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Hey you jesus freak! Don't you know that jesus is a 2000 year old scam? You are so brainwashed that it is not even funny! Wake up! There is no heaven or hell - it is all made up BS. You have a LOT of real education to do. WAAAKE UP!!
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OP

You are a complete moron.

We should close the Canadian Border so more of you

don't migrate down here.

Then the glaciers can do natural selection.

During the last Ice Age all of Canada was covered by

ice.

sheep
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You know, typing in all caps actually makes things incredibly hard to read, and has the exact opposite effect you were hoping for.
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what the fuck do you know about astronomy you canadian.

go watch a hockey game.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1154162


Dont be such an ignorant american who would want to live in an evil crime riden country like the usa. All america does is start wars and ask everyone else for help then pretend the war was over something completly different.most of americas population are so stupid they dont even see whats happening in there own country.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS SAID THIS BUT IM ON HERE AND NEVER SEEN A POST ON THIS!!! THINK ABOUT THIS. YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT GUY ON YOUTUBE ABOUT SIX YEARS BACK CLAIMED HE WAS AN EX GOVERNMENT. EMPLOYEE AND HE SAID NIBIRU WAS COVERING IT UP BUT BY 2011 WE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT AND NASA SAYS ELENIN"COMET" WILL BE MOST VISIBLE BY SEPT 2011. EVENTUALLY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE IT BUT IT WILL BE A PLANET.... NIBIRU. THIS COMET'S LENGTH HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE TOO BIG TO BE A COMET.. NASA AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL CONTINUE TO LIE UNTIL ITS TOO LATE. ELENIN IS THE COVER UP AND NIBIRU IS THE TRUTH...

2012 IS 100% GOING DOWN!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1020585


bsflag

Niburu is for 'tards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1359058



Actually, the only ("retards" )which is how its spelled you moron.. the only retards are the ones that are too blind and or too lazy to do their own research on the subject.. and or are too narrow-minded to understand whats really going on behind the curtains. Also, you kids today don't know what a true friendship is.. with your 'facebook' and 'myspace' bullshit.. which, in my opinion, those two "social networks" have done nothing but actually poisoned the true meaning of what a friend really is.

I actually almost feel sorry for the younger generations because technology is actually taking the human experience away from most things.. and before you know it, the real human experience will be gone, it will be replaced with technology.

But yeah, do your research before you go calling the believers of Nibiru, as you said, and I quote, "Nibiru is for 'tards."

Nibiru, was found back in 1983.. by NASA. They even published an article about it in the NY Times!! But then, not long afterwards, came back and reversed their "findings" saying that they hadn't found anything of "significance".

So again, do your research before you go name calling.
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nice try but the people on here are smarter than that... accept the shills of course they still think the earth goes around the sun[\quote]


Ahahahaha! Stupid shills thinking the world is round! Rofl you are humorous! Good thing you are just a weekend warrior/armchair quarterback and not a teacher!!
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Re: NASA/GOVERNMENT COVER UP!! NIBIRU/ELENIN!!! 2012 100% GOING DOWN!! PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER!!!
step one: goto to google sky
step two: click on constellations on bottom
step three: click on leo on bottom
step four: click on infrared top right corner
step five: scroll in a bit
step six: you'll see the brown dwarf star "winged destroyer"
step seven: shit your pants.

thanks and have a nice day.

sincerely, brother...


Idol1




wtf
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step one: goto to google sky
step two: click on constellations on bottom
step three: click on leo on bottom
step four: click on infrared top right corner
step five: scroll in a bit
step six: you'll see the brown dwarf star "winged destroyer"
step seven: shit your pants.

thanks and have a nice day.

sincerely, brother...


Idol1




wtf
 Quoting: nobody 25439016


Oh Shit
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Yeah yeah, sure sure.
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Yeah yeah, sure sure.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS SAID THIS BUT IM ON HERE AND NEVER SEEN A POST ON THIS!!! THINK ABOUT THIS. YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT GUY ON YOUTUBE ABOUT SIX YEARS BACK CLAIMED HE WAS AN EX GOVERNMENT. EMPLOYEE AND HE SAID NIBIRU WAS COVERING IT UP BUT BY 2011 WE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT AND NASA SAYS ELENIN"COMET" WILL BE MOST VISIBLE BY SEPT 2011. EVENTUALLY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE IT BUT IT WILL BE A PLANET.... NIBIRU. THIS COMET'S LENGTH HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE TOO BIG TO BE A COMET.. NASA AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL CONTINUE TO LIE UNTIL ITS TOO LATE. ELENIN IS THE COVER UP AND NIBIRU IS THE TRUTH...

2012 IS 100% GOING DOWN!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1020585


Yes, 2012 is going down. Then it will be 2013! DOOM!!!1!!
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Re: NASA/GOVERNMENT COVER UP!! NIBIRU/ELENIN!!! 2012 100% GOING DOWN!! PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER!!!
step one: goto to google sky
step two: click on constellations on bottom
step three: click on leo on bottom
step four: click on infrared top right corner
step five: scroll in a bit
step six: you'll see the brown dwarf star "winged destroyer"
step seven: shit your pants.

thanks and have a nice day.

sincerely, brother...


Idol1




wtf
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Can you post a picture of this on here? I cannot find it...
Sometimes you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right :)
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step one: goto to google sky
step two: click on constellations on bottom
step three: click on leo on bottom
step four: click on infrared top right corner
step five: scroll in a bit
step six: you'll see the brown dwarf star "winged destroyer"
step seven: shit your pants.

thanks and have a nice day.

sincerely, brother...


Idol1




wtf
 Quoting: nobody 25439016


Ok I followed the instructions. There is something that has red wings on it but it has been blacked out by the website. They are covering it up for some reason....
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I am a high level manager at NASA who will soon retire. You will understand if I reveal no more about myself, but I feel compelled to confess the truth. As you may suspect, each of us at NASA is initially sworn to agree that the truth must always be withheld from the public. We have a large secret division whose mission is to coerce all worldwide astronomers (professional and amateur) and the international news media to never reveal astronomical truths to people who are poorly educated in science. You may wonder why we bothered to form such an elaborate leak-proof conspiracy. It’s simply because we got a big kick out of fooling so many dumb people. I regret that decision and am now attempting to make amends. BTW, Nibiru is currently hiding behind Jupiter, but will soon begin to swing around that giant planet and smash smack in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean on 2011 DEC 21, precisely as the Mayans warned in their detailed predictions. As you well know, the Mayans scientific knowledge far exceeded that of modern so-called experts. I recommend stocking up with necessities and moving to higher ground. Shills here will deny my story, but you know in your heart that it must be true.
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Excellent satire, so excellent it was mistaken for actual woo.
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step one: goto to google sky
step two: click on constellations on bottom
step three: click on leo on bottom
step four: click on infrared top right corner
step five: scroll in a bit
step six: you'll see the brown dwarf star "winged destroyer"
step seven: shit your pants.

thanks and have a nice day.

sincerely, brother...


Idol1




wtf
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Can you post a picture of this on here? I cannot find it...
 Quoting: Bathtub-Gin-Smuggler


Search for CW Leonis IRAS in google images. You're welcome.
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this whole thing is such a crock of shit. We are three weeks outside of 12/21 and can still see nothing in the sky. So this is the second or 3rd time now the Nibiru people have been wrong. What will the excuse be this time?
Sometimes you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right :)
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this whole thing is such a crock of shit. We are three weeks outside of 12/21 and can still see nothing in the sky. So this is the second or 3rd time now the Nibiru people have been wrong. What will the excuse be this time?
 Quoting: Bathtub-Gin-Smuggler

The excuse will be:

[ ] It's hiding behind comet C/2012 S1 (ISON)
[ ] It is comet C/2012 S1 (ISON)
[ ] The interpretation of the Mayan calendar was wrong by one year.

Please cross where applicable. Multiple choice possible.


.
If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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bleh, With the stuff going on in our country right now, you're just trying to distract us here in the US from marching across your border and finally taking that frozen wasteland you call a home away from you.
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Your an idiot for saying that. You have nothing left for a country but a shatterd economy and civil unrest. We have all the resources and power now and your all starved from your so called recession. When the time comes for the US to look our way. We will turn our backs and watch you burn.

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