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LEARN "WHY" MAY 21 2011

 
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Well..one thing we can be sure of is..after May 21st--we won't have to listen to this anymore. Camping is getting old. I'm not sure he's got the time to wait for another naive generation to take the place of this one. I remember the prediction in the 1990's; seems that would've taught y'all something. We do have short memories.

While "stoning" seems a little harsh--if there were real consequences to this kind of thing--we'd probably see a whole lot less of it. There is no accountability in Christianity, almost at all. When Harold is proven wrong--people will..just like last time..go on as if nothing happened, even though--it does considerable damage. Ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf? Not to mention how ridiculously foolish you look when--nothing happens. None of you will be held accountable for the lies you've told. A shrug of the shoulders and a.."wull, thats what we thought"..is going to be the best we get out of ANY of you.

God is good. Christians are fools.
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And you base your conclusions on what?

2Peter:3
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
again??
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{/quote}

And you base your conclusions on what?

2Peter:3
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:


Not falling for every "conclusive" scriptural prediction isn't scoffing. In fact..if I were to say at all, which I'm not; I realize you believe this, but..it seems to me..you're the one following after lust; a foolish old man whose been proven wrong before--and you call me a sinner; "asleep". YOU are the one asking, 'where is the promise of his coming?'. Not me. I never said he was or wasn't. I said..you're being fooled by a proven deceiver--which makes you--ignorant.

We'll see what you have to say on May 22nd.
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Video from Alison a 15 year old servant of the Lord....

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Peace
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New "Commercial" produce by Familty Radio.


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Men have been making these ridiculous 'Bible based' calculations for generations (along with their accounting calculations).

Reeks of complete arrogance.

All that's necessary is a recognition of the 'times & season'.
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Hey Campingtards! Do some research on Camping, May 21, 2011 is his 5th date of absolute certainty.
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[link to www.answersingenesis.org]
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332826


the "Bible Alone" show this information false "many" years ago..............

"19" days left.
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Anytime that anyone puts a calendar date on anything is when you know they have no clue of the future.
 Quoting: Hooch


I don't know when the Lord is going to return,
BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHEN HE ISN'T GOING TO RETURN.


MAY 21, 2011


That day I can guarantee you the Lord will NOT return
and validate a false prophet.

When May 22 rolls around I am going to file a class action
lawsuit against Harold Camping.
Harold better start looking up countries to flee to,
with non-extradition.
He, like Osama, will live what few years he has left
in a million dollar compound,
but the Lord will find him.
He has an angelic SEAL team.
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Why so many bs flags?
The OP obviously took a lot of time to compile and post all of this information. The math makes perfect sense based on the scriptures. If your beliefs don't coincide, why not explain your own reasoning rather than throw up that flag?
I believe that the end is very near, however, I do not think that we have entered the tribulation yet. It may very well start of May 21st.
The bible says that there will be weaping and gnashing of teeth. Men will beat themselves in lamentation. They will cast their gold and silver into the streets because 1. It will have no value and 2. It can not be used to purchase salvation.
I also do not think that the end will be May 21st because the bible says that the governments of the world will proclaim that they have achieved true peace and security....Then the end will come. With all the conflicts going on right now, I just don't see that happening.
I genuinely believe that we are entering the great tribulation now. We have an engineered dollar collapse, unemployment is at the highest level in history and governments and business are destroying the earth with oil spills, nuclear melt-downs, chemicals in the water and the like.
The bible says the God will bring to ruin those ruining the earth.
I cant remember where it is at but it also says that the name of Jehovah would be know throughout all the lands. I believe this means that everyone will need to know who the true God is before the end. That is why it says to "Go therefore and make deciples." It is everyone's responsibility to make sure that their friends, neighbors, familiy, and anyone else you can reach be told the truth so that they may know salvation.
I don't believe that I am saved. I am a sinner and I know that........But I will not trash someone else's belief because I do not agree with it, or as one poster put it, "Too many words".
Nice job OP.....Thank you for this post...I found it very interesting and enlightening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 304


agree 100%

why

because it is easy to go through life with the laugh off and all is as it is and will be as it has been !!!


17 days to go

humble yourself

repent

pray
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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Hey Campingtards! Do some research on Camping, May 21, 2011 is his 5th date of absolute certainty.
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post another date given by Harold other than 1994? which is still part of the study
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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What a crock of shit!







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I don't know when the Lord is going to return,
BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHEN HE ISN'T GOING TO RETURN.


MAY 21, 2011


That day I can guarantee you the Lord will NOT return
and validate a false prophet.

When May 22 rolls around I am going to file a class action
lawsuit against Harold Camping.
Harold better start looking up countries to flee to,
with non-extradition.
He, like Osama, will live what few years he has left
in a million dollar compound,
but the Lord will find him.
He has an angelic SEAL team.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1368044


iamwith
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Jesus specifically said only God the Father knows the time.


So, those who come up with these dates can't be right... or do they think they're higher than God?
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Amen, darling you're right
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Just doing what I am commanded to do (EZ:33),it is up to each individual to search out the matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


Hey OP, do you have any Idea how stupid you look right now? No, I guess not huh!

That's OK tho, you and the author of all the pure bovine skitology will know soon enuf, like on May 22nd.


Here, have a tomato tomato
 Quoting: neverfear


do you know that people of faith don't really care

what blind folks think about those with sight !


we gained our sight and do all to give away sight daily


bro you are blind

walking in darkness

have a ring in your nose that has a demon pulling you to hell and death daily

but

you want me to listen to you like you have insight

your pulled around by that thing between your legs and your belly

you roll in the flesh daily and death waits for you at the end of the road


your only hope is to come to a understanding of who and what you are !

stop and repent

turn to God

throw yourself at the mercy of that God

and find out the name of God and His plan
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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judment day 21 2001....
the belivers, they soooooo sure it wil happen this day... how meny time this all ready is that they predict a judgment day?

And if this not happend? ( again )
then all belivers come here and say " oeps!!! sorry!
we did it AGAIN! we where wrong AGAIN!

And i am sure of this , it wount happend so??

f*****s! stfu
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READ THE OLIVET DISCOURSE AND IF THAT DOESN'T CONVINCE YOU
THAT THIS CAMPING CULT IS OF THE DEVIL, NOTHING WILL.



3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples
came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall
these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming,
and of the end of the world?

4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no
man deceive you.

5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ;
and shall deceive many.

6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that
ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to
pass, but the end is not yet.

7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against
kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and
earthquakes, in divers places.

8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.

9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall
kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my
name's sake.

10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one
another, and shall hate one another.

11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive
many.

12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many
shall wax cold.

13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be
saved.

14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all
the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall
the end come.

15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of
desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the
holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)

16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:

17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take
any thing out of his house:

18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to
take his clothes.

19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that
give suck in those days!

20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter,
neither on the sabbath day:

21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not
since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor
ever shall be.

22 And except those days should be shortened, there should
no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days
shall be shortened.

23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ,
or there; believe it not.

24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets,
and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if
it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

25 Behold, I have told you before.

26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in
the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret
chambers; believe it not.

27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth
even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of
man be.

28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be
gathered together.

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall
the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her
light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the
powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a
trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the
four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
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In keeping with Hard Truth's arguments, why didn't Harold Camping sell off the dozens of radio stations HE OWNS and give the money to the poor. Heck, he's not gonnna be here anyways?


Why?
 Quoting: YAH Stone Massive!


I don't get why people continue to ask this question! Seriously I don't! The people who believe that May 21st is the Rapture, also believe that May 22nd, starts 3 months of pure torment and then the complete END of everything, so what difference would giving any money to people do! I mean...think about that, and you will see why NO ONE from this camp will answer this question...and actually they shouldn't, based on their belief!
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Just doing what I am commanded to do (EZ:33),it is up to each individual to search out the matter.
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Hey OP, do you have any Idea how stupid you look right now? No, I guess not huh!

That's OK tho, you and the author of all the pure bovine skitology will know soon enuf, like on May 22nd.


Here, have a tomato tomato
 Quoting: neverfear


do you know that people of faith don't really care

what blind folks think about those with sight !


we gained our sight and do all to give away sight daily


bro you are blind

walking in darkness

have a ring in your nose that has a demon pulling you to hell and death daily

but

you want me to listen to you like you have insight

your pulled around by that thing between your legs and your belly

you roll in the flesh daily and death waits for you at the end of the road


your only hope is to come to a understanding of who and what you are !

stop and repent

turn to God

throw yourself at the mercy of that God

and find out the name of God and His plan
 Quoting: Ice


Hello ICE.
Hey brother, I want to ask you a question and I hope you answer the question.
I have ONE verse that I want you to tell me what you think it is saying to us the reader of the bible.
Rev. 9:4"And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but ONLY THOSE MEN WHICH HAVE NOT THE SEAL OF GOD IN THEIR FOREHEADS."

Now the question....
God gave that commandment to Satan and his 7000 bad boys that he brings with him that they can deceive all they wish "except those who have the seal of God in their foreheads."

This is a two part question.
Why would Gods Word have to write this out the way it is, IF none of the elect are going to be here after May 21, 2011 ?
Why are the elect still here in that "Hour" of Satan, that God has to tell Satan, you can go down and deceive all you wish, but touch not those that have the "seal" of God in their foreheads?
The elect are still here in the hour of temptation. (I wish more Christians would learn that bit of information about the hour of temptation. Because it is a specific future time line event.
So, Ice, my beloved brother, answer this for me. Tell me how come God has to give this commandment spoken of in Rev. 9:4 to Satan if the elect are already gone?
Love ya bro in Christ.
Blessings.
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False Prophet Harold Camping tried this stunt back in 1994, he failed back then and since peoples memories are short he is now back at it in 2011 with a new generation of goats that he leads.

Here's a good exposé on ol dirty bastard a.k.a. Harold Camping

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Just doing what I am commanded to do (EZ:33),it is up to each individual to search out the matter.
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Hey OP, do you have any Idea how stupid you look right now? No, I guess not huh!

That's OK tho, you and the author of all the pure bovine skitology will know soon enuf, like on May 22nd.


Here, have a tomato tomato
 Quoting: neverfear


do you know that people of faith don't really care

what blind folks think about those with sight !


we gained our sight and do all to give away sight daily


bro you are blind

walking in darkness

have a ring in your nose that has a demon pulling you to hell and death daily

but

you want me to listen to you like you have insight

your pulled around by that thing between your legs and your belly

you roll in the flesh daily and death waits for you at the end of the road


your only hope is to come to a understanding of who and what you are !

stop and repent

turn to God

throw yourself at the mercy of that God

and find out the name of God and His plan
 Quoting: Ice


Hello ICE.
Hey brother, I want to ask you a question and I hope you answer the question.
I have ONE verse that I want you to tell me what you think it is saying to us the reader of the bible.
Rev. 9:4"And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but ONLY THOSE MEN WHICH HAVE NOT THE SEAL OF GOD IN THEIR FOREHEADS."

Now the question....
God gave that commandment to Satan and his 7000 bad boys that he brings with him that they can deceive all they wish "except those who have the seal of God in their foreheads."

This is a two part question.
Why would Gods Word have to write this out the way it is, IF none of the elect are going to be here after May 21, 2011 ?
Why are the elect still here in that "Hour" of Satan, that God has to tell Satan, you can go down and deceive all you wish, but touch not those that have the "seal" of God in their foreheads?
The elect are still here in the hour of temptation. (I wish more Christians would learn that bit of information about the hour of temptation. Because it is a specific future time line event.
So, Ice, my beloved brother, answer this for me. Tell me how come God has to give this commandment spoken of in Rev. 9:4 to Satan if the elect are already gone?
Love ya bro in Christ.
Blessings.
 Quoting: Little Star


later

good question

God Bless
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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Jesus specifically said only God the Father knows the time.


So, those who come up with these dates can't be right... or do they think they're higher than God?
 Quoting: shlap


THIS!!!! ^

How many more times does it have to be said -

Nobody knows the time nor the date - for crying out loud, even Jesus Christ himself said he did not know the date so how the hell anybody can profess to have that knowledge beats me.

If, "The End" were to arise on May 21st, it would be through pure coincidence and not any "secret" knowledge.

Nobody knows the date or time.
Lotus

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I may have missed most of this post, but where in the Scriptures does it say??????????????
· The number 5 relates to either salvation or destruction.
· The number 10 refers to completeness.
· The number 17 symbolizes Heaven.
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Numbers are words,all have spiritual meanings.


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Says who? You base EVERYTHING you believe in on what the false prophet Camping says.
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Hey OP, do you have any Idea how stupid you look right now? No, I guess not huh!

That's OK tho, you and the author of all the pure bovine skitology will know soon enuf, like on May 22nd.


Here, have a tomato tomato
 Quoting: neverfear


do you know that people of faith don't really care

what blind folks think about those with sight !


we gained our sight and do all to give away sight daily


bro you are blind

walking in darkness

have a ring in your nose that has a demon pulling you to hell and death daily

but

you want me to listen to you like you have insight

your pulled around by that thing between your legs and your belly

you roll in the flesh daily and death waits for you at the end of the road


your only hope is to come to a understanding of who and what you are !

stop and repent

turn to God

throw yourself at the mercy of that God

and find out the name of God and His plan
 Quoting: Ice


Hello ICE.
Hey brother, I want to ask you a question and I hope you answer the question.
I have ONE verse that I want you to tell me what you think it is saying to us the reader of the bible.
Rev. 9:4"And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but ONLY THOSE MEN WHICH HAVE NOT THE SEAL OF GOD IN THEIR FOREHEADS."

Now the question....
God gave that commandment to Satan and his 7000 bad boys that he brings with him that they can deceive all they wish "except those who have the seal of God in their foreheads."

This is a two part question.
Why would Gods Word have to write this out the way it is, IF none of the elect are going to be here after May 21, 2011 ?
Why are the elect still here in that "Hour" of Satan, that God has to tell Satan, you can go down and deceive all you wish, but touch not those that have the "seal" of God in their foreheads?
The elect are still here in the hour of temptation. (I wish more Christians would learn that bit of information about the hour of temptation. Because it is a specific future time line event.
So, Ice, my beloved brother, answer this for me. Tell me how come God has to give this commandment spoken of in Rev. 9:4 to Satan if the elect are already gone?
Love ya bro in Christ.
Blessings.
 Quoting: Little Star


later

good question

God Bless
 Quoting: Ice


Thanks ICE. I will be waiting for your response.
By knowing the timing of the hour of temptation, and the season of the Locust, we all can avoid the deceptions.

Good question for sure. I catch many souls with this question and I lead them to what Christ says.
Who are the 7000 spoken of in Romans 11:4 ?
Christ spoke of them in Mark 13 and what they shall do for the Lord in the hour of temptation. Christ even uses the word "hour" and many over look that small little word.
Blessings to you Ice.
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Ok - see you on the 22nd.

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