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LEARN "WHY" MAY 21 2011

 
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Jesus specifically said only God the Father knows the time.


So, those who come up with these dates can't be right... or do they think they're higher than God?
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Amen to that brother.
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What will you say when this fails to happen, Opie?
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They will say "We were out by a few months or so "blah blah..and set a new date..

In other words..exactly the SAME thing these tards have done for the last 100 years.

I mean..just have a look at some of the UTTER FAIL just in the last few years on GLP alone.

A lot of these threads had BETTER and EASIER to understand workings out that made MORE sense than Campings bullshit..and were STILL WRONG..

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This will be the last I say about this:

Every perdiction that claims the second coming of Christ has fail,reason being,it was either a dream or vision and in a few cases the Bible was use without comparing their conclusions with the "whole" Bible.

The difference here is that this information comes from the Bible alone and in no other time in history "this message" is able to be spread throughout the whole world with the technology of today.Those "so called" predictions you list along with the JW predictions and the great disapointment of the 1800's never were able to get their message out beyond their localize areas and few beyond much less the whole world.

Please put that to rest for it has nothing to do with May 21 2011.

We have never been more prime for Judgment than we are today.......Check out for yourselves and come to your own conclusions.

Peace
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I hope to see you here on the 22nd, Opie. cheers
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness. – James Thurber
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Absolutely arbitrary! Reminds of the JW's ways of warping things and number to get to dates. Get a text that of course doesn't say what you want to say and argue it along implying the text implies what you say, if you're lucky to find adequate numbers and math then you get a nearby date and can convince people who can be convinced.
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Another thing that reminded me of the JWs is the arbitrary number x 1000 multiplication based on a text that says "for God 1 day is as 1000 years and 1000 years as a day"

Funny thing is that, people are too based on emotions and lack of logical analysis in cases like this. The text doesn't even describe something to happen into the far future, except of course for that multiplication, but nothing in the text says it's to be multiplied by 1000.

Contrary, for example, to the 70 weeks of daniel texts, where the word weeks is not the word for the weeks of 7 days, but for weeks of years. In this case, a multiplication is not arbitrated by the interpreted, but mandated by the text (and by God!).

Synthesizing my thoughts: God is not arbitrary with prophecies, instead He is perfectly precise, as always with everything.

But man is arbitrary with interpretations, why? Ignorance maybe?
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12 days........................
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I was a 'die hard' rapture person back in 1999 when everyone was on the 'bandwagon' and believed that the world would end before 2000. I had a list of reasons and confirmations from others that we would be going up. When it didn't happen, I was devastated. It felt like a tornado hit me and it took years to recover from the whole thing. Even though I know that the event will be preceeded by a worldwide earthquake, I will never set a date for it ever again. I know that the whole world will quake, which will cause the people to rise from their graves, and then the people left standing on the earth will rise and go to Heaven. But as far as a date when this will happen, I have no clue. I know we are closer to that time than ever before and I'll always be watching and waiting anxiously. I do feel sorry for all the people who are setting dates. I hate to see them go through what I did 12 years ago. But, throughout time, many groups of people have set dates and been devastated. Some have even committed suicide because they didn't get 'taken up' when they believed they should have. I wish people wouldn't get obsessed with dates as it just makes them look like fools when it doesn't happen. The whole thing is very sad. We should be ready and watching and loving others until that day comes. The 'Good News' wasn't that we would die and go to Hell. The 'Good News' was that Jesus died for our sins and we are saved by HIS death. Christians really do know how to mess things up....sheep
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NO ONE KNOWS THE DAY OR THE HOUR


Y'ALL ARE NUTS. STOP TRYING TO SAY YOU KNOW GODS PLAN! BECAUSE YOU DON"T!!!!
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I was a 'die hard' rapture person back in 1999 when everyone was on the 'bandwagon' and believed that the world would end before 2000. I had a list of reasons and confirmations from others that we would be going up. When it didn't happen, I was devastated. It felt like a tornado hit me and it took years to recover from the whole thing. Even though I know that the event will be preceeded by a worldwide earthquake, I will never set a date for it ever again. I know that the whole world will quake, which will cause the people to rise from their graves, and then the people left standing on the earth will rise and go to Heaven. But as far as a date when this will happen, I have no clue. I know we are closer to that time than ever before and I'll always be watching and waiting anxiously. I do feel sorry for all the people who are setting dates. I hate to see them go through what I did 12 years ago. But, throughout time, many groups of people have set dates and been devastated. Some have even committed suicide because they didn't get 'taken up' when they believed they should have. I wish people wouldn't get obsessed with dates as it just makes them look like fools when it doesn't happen. The whole thing is very sad. We should be ready and watching and loving others until that day comes. The 'Good News' wasn't that we would die and go to Hell. The 'Good News' was that Jesus died for our sins and we are saved by HIS death. Christians really do know how to mess things up....sheep
 Quoting: macRobin


This is not base on what we feel,may think,what we believe,etc....The point is "GOD" gave warning everything he brought Judgment and everytime only a few heeded the warning.

It is not about a "date" it is what God promises he will do,we just happen to be that generation.It is not our timing,but Gods.
God in his mercy has giving this warning just as he did in the past and again only a few are heeding this warning.

This is what "GOD" says about those who claim to be christians:

ISAIAH 56
10 His watchmen are blind: they are all ignorant, they are all dumb DOGS, they cannot bark; sleeping, lying down, loving to slumber.
11 Yea, they are greedy DOGS which can never have enough, and they are shepherds that cannot understand: they all look to their own way, every one for his gain, from his quarter.

God told Daniel to seal up the book up until the end and knowledge(Biblical)shall be increase.


Daniel:12
4 But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

8 And I heard, but I understood not: then said I, O my Lord, what shall be the end of these things?
9 And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
10 Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.


To God be the Glory!
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I was a 'die hard' rapture person back in 1999 when everyone was on the 'bandwagon' and believed that the world would end before 2000. I had a list of reasons and confirmations from others that we would be going up. When it didn't happen, I was devastated. It felt like a tornado hit me and it took years to recover from the whole thing. Even though I know that the event will be preceeded by a worldwide earthquake, I will never set a date for it ever again. I know that the whole world will quake, which will cause the people to rise from their graves, and then the people left standing on the earth will rise and go to Heaven. But as far as a date when this will happen, I have no clue. I know we are closer to that time than ever before and I'll always be watching and waiting anxiously. I do feel sorry for all the people who are setting dates. I hate to see them go through what I did 12 years ago. But, throughout time, many groups of people have set dates and been devastated. Some have even committed suicide because they didn't get 'taken up' when they believed they should have. I wish people wouldn't get obsessed with dates as it just makes them look like fools when it doesn't happen. The whole thing is very sad. We should be ready and watching and loving others until that day comes. The 'Good News' wasn't that we would die and go to Hell. The 'Good News' was that Jesus died for our sins and we are saved by HIS death. Christians really do know how to mess things up....sheep
 Quoting: macRobin


This is not base on what we feel,may think,what we believe,etc....The point is "GOD" gave warning everything he brought Judgment and everytime only a few heeded the warning.

It is not about a "date" it is what God promises he will do,we just happen to be that generation.It is not our timing,but Gods.
God in his mercy has giving this warning just as he did in the past and again only a few are heeding this warning.

This is what "GOD" says about those who claim to be christians:

ISAIAH 56
10 His watchmen are blind: they are all ignorant, they are all dumb DOGS, they cannot bark; sleeping, lying down, loving to slumber.
11 Yea, they are greedy DOGS which can never have enough, and they are shepherds that cannot understand: they all look to their own way, every one for his gain, from his quarter.

God told Daniel to seal up the book up until the end and knowledge(Biblical)shall be increase.


Daniel:12
4 But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

8 And I heard, but I understood not: then said I, O my Lord, what shall be the end of these things?
9 And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
10 Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.


To God be the Glory!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


amen and amen

12 days
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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bsflag
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bsflagbsflag
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Those who have died, ALREADY are in their spiritual?lightbodies... so there is NO NEED OR CAPABILITY to do this..... total MYTH!!!

and bodies everywhere.... TOTAL BULLSHHITT AND RELIGOUS FEAR INDOCTRINATION!!!! DEVILS WORK! I am out of here!

so I stopped reading this...
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bsflag
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bsflagbsflag
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Those who have died, ALREADY are in their spiritual?lightbodies... so there is NO NEED OR CAPABILITY to do this..... total MYTH!!!

and bodies everywhere.... TOTAL BULLSHHITT AND RELIGOUS FEAR INDOCTRINATION!!!! DEVILS WORK! I am out of here!

so I stopped reading this...
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Thank you for keeping this thread on page 1.
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Jesus specifically said only God the Father knows the time.


So, those who come up with these dates can't be right... or do they think they're higher than God?
 Quoting: shlap


Amen to that brother.
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Amen Ra
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bsflag
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bsflagbsflag
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Those who have died, ALREADY are in their spiritual?lightbodies... so there is NO NEED OR CAPABILITY to do this..... total MYTH!!!

and bodies everywhere.... TOTAL BULLSHHITT AND RELIGOUS FEAR INDOCTRINATION!!!! DEVILS WORK! I am out of here!

so I stopped reading this...
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Thank you for keeping this thread on page 1.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052454


close

amazing times
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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bump
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"8" days.............It is over.
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"8" days.............It is over.
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You can't truly really honestly actually believe the tripe which you are for some reason spewing on this board!
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"7" days...............
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6 days
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6 days
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Are you going to post here on the 22nd when you're still here?

Red Foreman has the best label waiting for you.

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Early in your first post you said:


"According to the Bible, the flood occurred in the year 4990 BC."


Please explain how you got this. Thanks
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Early in your first post you said:


"According to the Bible, the flood occurred in the year 4990 BC."


Please explain how you got this. Thanks
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[link to www.familyradio.com]

Adam when?
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Early in your first post you said:
"According to the Bible, the flood occurred in the year 4990 BC."
Please explain how you got this. Thanks
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Hope you are not looking for a intelligible answer, because that ain't happening!
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I just hope you won't be too disappointed May 22.

Come back on GLP, and I'll cheer you up!
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Hey OPIE ........... Thread: For all of you who believe you will be raptured May 21.
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TL:DR
a free man chooses, a slave obeys
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bump
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delusion. misleading the masses with the unknown.
too many people predicted doom and failed. does not change the more people believe in it.
hf
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bsflag
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bsflagbsflag
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The only thing disappearing on may 21st will be family radio..

wit' all the SUCKERS money.

bsflag
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bsflag bsflag bsflag
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Wow, you guys are really twisting scripture. Not to mention, when this prediction does not occur, people who think the Bible actually says the things you claim it does, which it doesn't AT ALL!, will then come to the conclusion that the Bible is not true. What are you guys thinking?? There is no evidence in Genesis in the narrative of Noah, or the passage in 2 Peter, that indicate the judgment is coming May 21st! How did you ever come to such a conclusion? Ever heard of isogesis? Probably not; but that is exactly what you are doing. Please stop with your heretical teaching and false prophecies. I do hope you know the gospel...
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I had my Bible study group tonight and have just unwound enough to go to bed---had a nice cup of Sweet Rose hot tea and have enjoyed browsing GLP and Facebook this evening. I have to get up at 5:00 in the morning so I'll sign off for now and wish for all of you the blessings of God.endgoodnewstard
But now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; and the greatest of these is love.

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