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'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

 
TheBlackVegetable
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Yeah it may be funny to joke about but actually having sex on a woman's period seems pretty damn gross to me. I hate the sight of blood and to have my dick covered in blood would freak me out.
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A lot of people do, but its fetish for some. Those who are horny all the time but have sensitive stomachs probably invented the other things you can do during this time.
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5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.
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OK, this guys advice is

CLEAN FINGERNAILS?????

Here is advice from a woman- what WOMEN REALLY WANT!!

For a woman, it is all about feeling loved, and men,
you can FAKE THIS, but it is better when you really are sincere...

1. Be excited to see her when she comes home, if you are there
first! Put down your newspaper for look up from the computer
once in a while

2. Notice something different about her. It could be as simple as
" I like it when you put your hair up like that"

3. Obviously about this one, but do not insult her or put her down.

4. Call her on the phone just to say hi.

5.Be friendly to her, and breezy

6. Plan a date night, just you and her.

7. LAUGH at her jokes, no matter how lame.

8. Praise her sincerely on something she does that you like.
(Just search for it and it will come to you)

9> PICK UP YOUR BEER CANS OR WINE GLASSES

10. Just be nice. She is always remembering the guy who "liked her"
back in High School and wondering why you can't be like that.

11. Women do not care about technique, men, and your "sexy"ways do
not impress them. They care about feeling needed and wanted.
If you can make a woman feel like that after many years of marriage,
you will be doing really well!

Here is what you should do for a woman-

Like her, need her, act happy to see her, ask her what she is thinking,
be friendly and somewhat helpful around the house, and nice to be
around.

You would be amazed at the amount of men that become grumpy,
surly, hard to get along with, demanding, edgy, brittle, opinionated,
and just plain rude, and then want women to fall all over them!!!

Hope this helps!

P.S. If you did all of these things at once she would be CONVINCED you
were having an affair, so please take it slowly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361193


This is perhaps more from woman's perspective and emotionally oriented while the OP's thing deals with sexuality in marriage. Everybody should make a combination that suits their relationship, it's just guidelines. The point is that you're doing something. No matter how much love in a relationship, things can turn into routine and you forget to stop and appreciate the good things.
And nobody's gonna be perfect all the time, we all have good and bad days. I think it's also smart to leave each other some space (hobby, friends nights, etc.)
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I hate my wife and I still fuck he bitch every day.

Having sex 5,000 times seems like a small number for 16 years of marrage.
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Well, I hate to ask but pineapple juice???
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Well, I hate to ask but pineapple juice???
 Quoting: 284dan 1341176


The acidic nature of the fruit makes certain human juices sweeter. Works for both of the sexes.
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5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.
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don't you have an earthquake to clean up from?
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i don't care who you are or how hot she is, sex EVERYDAY becomes ROUTINE. ROUTINE becomes BORING.

it's better to take a few days off and build up anticipation.
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I'm all for lots of sex, but everyday could be a bit much because sometimes we actually DO have a headache!! 4-5 times a week, sure. But everyday...I feel like my insides would start falling out, lol.

AND...he left off one of the most critical things on his list! Good lube! ;)
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Well isn't that just a riveting story and i almost wish i was sane. So to feel great about other peoples wonderful lives makes one feel even more insignificant to the point of probable decay of self-preservation. Yeah, i can almost see myself dropping into the gutters, or more likely i could just throw myself into the corner of oblivion and be never known again.

G, really splendid that i actually decided to read the heading and arrive here to type out some self-aggrandizing drivel even though i know it will go largely unnoticed by the masses at large who dwell within the hypernet, internet glp lurking dome of pine needles.

So it became trees, the many needles upon the floor in which i walk on, because my feet dwell at the lowest point on earth where certain trees might also lurk. Even trees do not want my presence beneath them. I might as well just quit the whole fucking life program.

Ruddy pine needles, needles and pine, and they don't even need my woes moaning on about some peoples better lives.
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sigh



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I've also made love to this man's wife numerous times and can tell you I just can't get enough!
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I hear she likes it in the ass, care to comment?
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Fuck this!

There is NO woman hot enough that I want to be inside her every fucking night.

I like the pursuit of the chase, hell, I even like to cheat!

Sorry but, this guy is pussy whipped to the smell of his wife's snatch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1268851


you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
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Fuck this!

There is NO woman hot enough that I want to be inside her every fucking night.

I like the pursuit of the chase, hell, I even like to cheat!

Sorry but, this guy is pussy whipped to the smell of his wife's snatch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1268851


And both are happier for it. Good for him, post in twenty years how your plan is working out for you.
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WHat if you're gay?
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How the hell is this even news?

"A married couple like to have sex every night."

Big fuckin deal. Retarded.

And for the record i've banged my wife of 2 years on average of 1.5 times a day since we married. Anybody give a shit?

Didn't think so.
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5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.
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Japs have weiners?
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OK, this guys advice is

CLEAN FINGERNAILS?????

Here is advice from a woman- what WOMEN REALLY WANT!!

For a woman, it is all about feeling loved, and men,
you can FAKE THIS, but it is better when you really are sincere...

1. Be excited to see her when she comes home, if you are there
first! Put down your newspaper for look up from the computer
once in a while

2. Notice something different about her. It could be as simple as
" I like it when you put your hair up like that"

3. Obviously about this one, but do not insult her or put her down.

4. Call her on the phone just to say hi.

5.Be friendly to her, and breezy

6. Plan a date night, just you and her.

7. LAUGH at her jokes, no matter how lame.

8. Praise her sincerely on something she does that you like.
(Just search for it and it will come to you)

9> PICK UP YOUR BEER CANS OR WINE GLASSES

10. Just be nice. She is always remembering the guy who "liked her"
back in High School and wondering why you can't be like that.

11. Women do not care about technique, men, and your "sexy"ways do
not impress them. They care about feeling needed and wanted.
If you can make a woman feel like that after many years of marriage,
you will be doing really well!

Here is what you should do for a woman-

Like her, need her, act happy to see her, ask her what she is thinking,
be friendly and somewhat helpful around the house, and nice to be
around.

You would be amazed at the amount of men that become grumpy,
surly, hard to get along with, demanding, edgy, brittle, opinionated,
and just plain rude, and then want women to fall all over them!!!

Hope this helps!

P.S. If you did all of these things at once she would be CONVINCED you
were having an affair, so please take it slowly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361193

1. Ok so I looked up for the computer when she came home and said "oh good your home"
2. I said "you don't look as sweaty today"
3. I like the new dry look
4. I called her said "Hi" and hung up (checked off the list)
5. blew in her face and said does my breathe smell like pineapples?
6. Planned date night..."hey babe me and u is going to cage fighting this weekend"
7. She said her boss yelled at her...i didn't get the joke, but I laughed anyway
8. I like when you work overtime honey your really good at and should do it more (check praise her off list)
9. Put beer cans in a stack against the wall...looks like art to me...classes up the joint
10. Tried to think of some high school thing to say..."hey babe you wanna start just seeing each other and no one else"
11. yeah its not about a forumula or nothin guys just do these 10 steps and your in the clear
-Heed the warning or endure the mourning
-Favor ain't fair
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1. Ok so I looked up for the computer when she came home and said "oh good your home"
2. I said "you don't look as sweaty today"
3. I like the new dry look
4. I called her said "Hi" and hung up (checked off the list)
5. blew in her face and said does my breathe smell like pineapples?
6. Planned date night..."hey babe me and u is going to cage fighting this weekend"
7. She said her boss yelled at her...i didn't get the joke, but I laughed anyway
8. I like when you work overtime honey your really good at and should do it more (check praise her off list)
9. Put beer cans in a stack against the wall...looks like art to me...classes up the joint
10. Tried to think of some high school thing to say..."hey babe you wanna start just seeing each other and no one else"
11. yeah its not about a forumula or nothin guys just do these 10 steps and your in the clear
 Quoting: waterman


Pretty, pretty good.
I especially liked (chuckled at) # 7!
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5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.
 Quoting: mael


Bucky Larsen is that you?
High is the way, but all eyes are upon the ground.
You were the light and the way they'll only read about.
I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out.
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough;
You're going home.

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,
Shake your fists at the gates saying:
"I've come home now!
Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father.
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.
It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my, give me my wings!"
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Does it have to be your own wife?
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It is actually good for men to have sex with menstruating women. It will make them more psychic, as that is a woman's time when she is most psychic. Your meditation will improve.
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Love is what matters.
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I thought this was nice:

"He writes: 'Too many people see getting married as the finishing line when it’s really the starting line.

'You can’t let yourself let yourself go and complain they don’t want you anymore. Marriage is endless courtship.'
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Why pineapple juice?

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294305


The acidic nature of the fruit makes certain human juices sweeter. Works for both of the sexes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633


cool, i love pineaple juice:))
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Fuck this!

There is NO woman hot enough that I want to be inside her every fucking night.

I like the pursuit of the chase, hell, I even like to cheat!

Sorry but, this guy is pussy whipped to the smell of his wife's snatch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1268851


you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1329166
lol, you crack me up:))
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Always say yes.

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