'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

Yeah it may be funny to joke about but actually having sex on a woman's period seems pretty damn gross to me. I hate the sight of blood and to have my dick covered in blood would freak me out.

OK, this guys advice is

CLEAN FINGERNAILS?????

Here is advice from a woman- what WOMEN REALLY WANT!!

For a woman, it is all about feeling loved, and men,
you can FAKE THIS, but it is better when you really are sincere...

1. Be excited to see her when she comes home, if you are there
first! Put down your newspaper for look up from the computer
once in a while

2. Notice something different about her. It could be as simple as
" I like it when you put your hair up like that"

3. Obviously about this one, but do not insult her or put her down.

4. Call her on the phone just to say hi.

5.Be friendly to her, and breezy

6. Plan a date night, just you and her.

7. LAUGH at her jokes, no matter how lame.

8. Praise her sincerely on something she does that you like.
(Just search for it and it will come to you)

9> PICK UP YOUR BEER CANS OR WINE GLASSES

10. Just be nice. She is always remembering the guy who "liked her"
back in High School and wondering why you can't be like that.

11. Women do not care about technique, men, and your "sexy"ways do
not impress them. They care about feeling needed and wanted.
If you can make a woman feel like that after many years of marriage,
you will be doing really well!

Here is what you should do for a woman-

Like her, need her, act happy to see her, ask her what she is thinking,
be friendly and somewhat helpful around the house, and nice to be
around.

You would be amazed at the amount of men that become grumpy,
surly, hard to get along with, demanding, edgy, brittle, opinionated,
and just plain rude, and then want women to fall all over them!!!

Hope this helps!

P.S. If you did all of these things at once she would be CONVINCED you
were having an affair, so please take it slowly.

Well, I hate to ask but pineapple juice???

5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.

Fuck this!

There is NO woman hot enough that I want to be inside her every fucking night.

I like the pursuit of the chase, hell, I even like to cheat!

Sorry but, this guy is pussy whipped to the smell of his wife's snatch!

Fuck this!

There is NO woman hot enough that I want to be inside her every fucking night.

I like the pursuit of the chase, hell, I even like to cheat!

Sorry but, this guy is pussy whipped to the smell of his wife's snatch!

5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.

OK, this guys advice is

CLEAN FINGERNAILS?????

Here is advice from a woman- what WOMEN REALLY WANT!!

For a woman, it is all about feeling loved, and men,
you can FAKE THIS, but it is better when you really are sincere...

1. Be excited to see her when she comes home, if you are there
first! Put down your newspaper for look up from the computer
once in a while

2. Notice something different about her. It could be as simple as
" I like it when you put your hair up like that"

3. Obviously about this one, but do not insult her or put her down.

4. Call her on the phone just to say hi.

5.Be friendly to her, and breezy

6. Plan a date night, just you and her.

7. LAUGH at her jokes, no matter how lame.

8. Praise her sincerely on something she does that you like.
(Just search for it and it will come to you)

9> PICK UP YOUR BEER CANS OR WINE GLASSES

10. Just be nice. She is always remembering the guy who "liked her"
back in High School and wondering why you can't be like that.

11. Women do not care about technique, men, and your "sexy"ways do
not impress them. They care about feeling needed and wanted.
If you can make a woman feel like that after many years of marriage,
you will be doing really well!

Here is what you should do for a woman-

Like her, need her, act happy to see her, ask her what she is thinking,
be friendly and somewhat helpful around the house, and nice to be
around.

You would be amazed at the amount of men that become grumpy,
surly, hard to get along with, demanding, edgy, brittle, opinionated,
and just plain rude, and then want women to fall all over them!!!

Hope this helps!

P.S. If you did all of these things at once she would be CONVINCED you
were having an affair, so please take it slowly.

1. Ok so I looked up for the computer when she came home and said "oh good your home"
2. I said "you don't look as sweaty today"
3. I like the new dry look
4. I called her said "Hi" and hung up (checked off the list)
5. blew in her face and said does my breathe smell like pineapples?
6. Planned date night..."hey babe me and u is going to cage fighting this weekend"
7. She said her boss yelled at her...i didn't get the joke, but I laughed anyway
8. I like when you work overtime honey your really good at and should do it more (check praise her off list)
9. Put beer cans in a stack against the wall...looks like art to me...classes up the joint
10. Tried to think of some high school thing to say..."hey babe you wanna start just seeing each other and no one else"
11. yeah its not about a forumula or nothin guys just do these 10 steps and your in the clear

5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.

The acidic nature of the fruit makes certain human juices sweeter. Works for both of the sexes.

you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.