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God is an athiest.

 
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God is an athiest.
Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
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IF..
THEN..

hf
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who are the fresh kids society?
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Re: God is an athiest.
Nonsense. God would believe in His Self.
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IF..
THEN..

hf
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it makes sense to me.

Í wasn't trying to remote view God or anything.peace
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Nonsense. God would believe in His Self.
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uhh, yeah.

I'm pretty sure that's what atheists do.
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Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
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Atheist means a human who doesn't blieleve in a higher power, however this does not transfer over into spiritual beings as they are of another realm with different physics and rules.
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Re: God is an athiest.
Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
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Atheist means a human who doesn't blieleve in a higher power, however this does not transfer over into spiritual beings as they are of another realm with different physics and rules.
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no, it transfers over perfectly.

a christian who dies and goes to heaven is still a christian.
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Nonsense. God would believe in His Self.
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uhh, yeah.

I'm pretty sure that's what atheists do.
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But atheists aren't God. God, theoretically being the one and only God, must believe in His Self. Ergo He is, by definition, a theist.
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Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
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The problem here is the definition of Atheist...

An Atheist is someone who don't believe in GOD, in the existence of GOD...

But God must believe in his own existence, therefore God can not be an Atheist
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Re: God is an athiest.
Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


Atheist means a human who doesn't blieleve in a higher power, however this does not transfer over into spiritual beings as they are of another realm with different physics and rules.
 Quoting: 1FutureMarine1


no, it transfers over perfectly.

a christian who dies and goes to heaven is still a christian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


But he isn't "human" there are no earthly rules or definitions in heaven, just like there aren't the same physics. For all we know in that realm God is very literally 3 beings in one, and therefor they all believe the other is all power because they are all all powerful.
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Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


The problem here is the definition of Atheist...

An Atheist is someone who don't believe in GOD, in the existence of GOD...

But God must believe in his own existence, therefore God can not be an Atheist
 Quoting: Fabian10


Actually that is very true, I just looked up the exact definition and it says "One who does not believe in the existence of God". God knows he is exists.
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Nonsense. God would believe in His Self.
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uhh, yeah.

I'm pretty sure that's what atheists do.
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But atheists aren't God. God, theoretically being the one and only God, must believe in His Self. Ergo He is, by definition, a theist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1167923


*likes this*


so he is a theist.
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Nonsense. God would believe in His Self.
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uhh, yeah.

I'm pretty sure that's what atheists do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


But atheists aren't God. God, theoretically being the one and only God, must believe in His Self. Ergo He is, by definition, a theist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1167923


*likes this*


so he is a theist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


So, by definition, God is a Theist, and not Atheist
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uhh, yeah.

I'm pretty sure that's what atheists do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


But atheists aren't God. God, theoretically being the one and only God, must believe in His Self. Ergo He is, by definition, a theist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1167923


*likes this*


so he is a theist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


So, by definition, God is a Theist, and not Atheist
 Quoting: Fabian10


lol confused yet?
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God like Popeye is what he is.
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Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


And yet you are wrong:


Isaiah 45:18 For thus says the LORD, who created the heavens ... "I am the LORD, and there is none else.

Before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after ME. I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour. I, I have declared and saved, and made known, and there was no foreign mighty one among you. And you are my witnesses,” declares the LORD, “that I am God.” Isaiah 43:10-11
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Re: God is an athiest.
Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


And yet you are wrong:


Isaiah 45:18 For thus says the LORD, who created the heavens ... "I am the LORD, and there is none else.

Before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after ME. I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour. I, I have declared and saved, and made known, and there was no foreign mighty one among you. And you are my witnesses,” declares the LORD, “that I am God.” Isaiah 43:10-11
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nah

that didn't explain anything
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Re: God is an athiest.
God like Popeye is what he is.
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heheehheh
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Re: God is an athiest.
Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
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And yet you are wrong:


Isaiah 45:18 For thus says the LORD, who created the heavens ... "I am the LORD, and there is none else.

Before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after ME. I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour. I, I have declared and saved, and made known, and there was no foreign mighty one among you. And you are my witnesses,” declares the LORD, “that I am God.” Isaiah 43:10-11
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334686


nah

that didn't explain anything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


?

That explains He is a deist, a believer.
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cheer up god! you gotta believe in yourself or no one will believe in you
Once again the gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass.
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Re: God is an athiest.
so is he a theist or a deist?
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cheer up god! you gotta believe in yourself or no one will believe in you
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I LOLD
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cheer up god! you gotta believe in yourself or no one will believe in you
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Yes, some kind of belief is necessary, always - as to be alive.

Think people about it!
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cheer up god! you gotta believe in yourself or no one will believe in you
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I LOLD
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I did to. Hilarious.
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so is he a theist or a deist?
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Since God Must believe in his own existence... by definition, He can not be an Atheist..... ( Atheist = the one who dont believe in god existence)

So the Statement "God is an athiest." is false....

In the other hand, By definition.. God is a Theist ( Theism = is the belief that at least one deity exists.)
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Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


And yet you are wrong:


Isaiah 45:18 For thus says the LORD, who created the heavens ... "I am the LORD, and there is none else.

Before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after ME. I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour. I, I have declared and saved, and made known, and there was no foreign mighty one among you. And you are my witnesses,” declares the LORD, “that I am God.” Isaiah 43:10-11
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334686


nah

that didn't explain anything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845



This is what the LORD says--Israel's King and Redeemer, the LORD Almighty: I am the first and I am the last; apart from me there is no God. Isaiah 44:6 … Isaiah 43:11 "I, even I, am the LORD, And there is no savior besides Me.
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Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845


And yet you are wrong:


Isaiah 45:18 For thus says the LORD, who created the heavens ... "I am the LORD, and there is none else.

Before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after ME. I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour. I, I have declared and saved, and made known, and there was no foreign mighty one among you. And you are my witnesses,” declares the LORD, “that I am God.” Isaiah 43:10-11
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334686


nah

that didn't explain anything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845



This is what the LORD says--Israel's King and Redeemer, the LORD Almighty: I am the first and I am the last; apart from me there is no God. Isaiah 44:6 … Isaiah 43:11 "I, even I, am the LORD, And there is no savior besides Me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334686



Isaiah 44:8 Do not tremble and do not be afraid; Have I not long since announced it to you and declared it? And you are My witnesses. Is there any God besides Me, Or is there any other Rock? I know of none.'" … You are my witnesses," declares the LORD, "and my servant whom I have chosen, so that you may know and believe me and understand that I am he. Isaiah 43:10

... Isaiah 43:13 "Even from eternity I am He, And there is none who can deliver out of My hand; I act and who can reverse it?"

... Deuteronomy 4:35 "To you it was shown that you might know that the LORD, He is God; there is no other besides Him.
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Since there is no other power greater than God, God would naturally be an athiest.
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And yet you are wrong:


Isaiah 45:18 For thus says the LORD, who created the heavens ... "I am the LORD, and there is none else.

Before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after ME. I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour. I, I have declared and saved, and made known, and there was no foreign mighty one among you. And you are my witnesses,” declares the LORD, “that I am God.” Isaiah 43:10-11
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334686


nah

that didn't explain anything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845



This is what the LORD says--Israel's King and Redeemer, the LORD Almighty: I am the first and I am the last; apart from me there is no God. Isaiah 44:6 … Isaiah 43:11 "I, even I, am the LORD, And there is no savior besides Me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334686
I can quote things too... "And I came unto gods tits with small cock in hand. and then I said apologies." -Auspicious Giraffe 2:57
Once again the gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass.
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And yet you are wrong:


Isaiah 45:18 For thus says the LORD, who created the heavens ... "I am the LORD, and there is none else.

Before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after ME. I, even I, am the LORD; and beside me there is no saviour. I, I have declared and saved, and made known, and there was no foreign mighty one among you. And you are my witnesses,” declares the LORD, “that I am God.” Isaiah 43:10-11
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334686


nah

that didn't explain anything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361845



This is what the LORD says--Israel's King and Redeemer, the LORD Almighty: I am the first and I am the last; apart from me there is no God. Isaiah 44:6 … Isaiah 43:11 "I, even I, am the LORD, And there is no savior besides Me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334686
I can quote things too... "And I came unto gods tits with small cock in hand. and then I said apologies." -Auspicious Giraffe 2:57
 Quoting: Auspicious Giraffe


The quoting is NOT the point here but its understanding, silly-boy.

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