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her: I hate to say this but Tara brought it to my attention... You have seriously lost your fucking mind in the past 7 years huh? Appearently the military tapped in2 your brain a lil to hard. Ya know whats funny though we were talking about how you and your mother would degrate me and tell me Id never be a nurse I wasnt smart enough... Remember that? Well guess what you and your mother were dead wrong. I am a nurse and have been for the past two years. It feels good to throw that in your face cuz whatda kno you were wrong and now you have lost your mind. I love it.

ME: sorry don't know who you are, further more you need to read a book and do some research. maybe stop watching american idol. thanks

ME: p.s. degrate i believe you meant de•grade/diˈgrād/Verb
1. Treat or regard (someone) with contempt or disrespect. they don't offer english classes in nursing school?

her: Your funny. Ever heard of a typo... Your right you dont know me.... But you use to. I just wanted to make sure you knew that you were wrong. God forbid if Richard ever admitted he was wrong. P.S. Thank you for serving our country. Thats just incase I happen to have the wrong person, but I know I dont. Pictures dont lie. Tara saw the one of you smoking a joint and if she said it was you it was. :)

ME: right so how do i know you then? or this tara?

her: Humm... How much have you forgotten? You dont remember spending 5 years of you life with me and writing a like 7 page love letter to my bf Tara.... Did you get hit in the head?

ME: ok well obviously you haven't done enough research; and this tara you can tell she has the wrong person that she can stop cyberstalking me as well. i suggest next time you go running around shooting off your mouth about people and their mother you should in fact make a clear distinction on the target and before you pull that trigger make sure it IS the right person. i surely hope your nurse skills are better than finding lost loves that have done "your" friend wrong. as for 5 years, i've been retired since i was 25 so that puts me at 20. well at 20 you see i was in iraq, maybe you have seen a map but can't point it out trust me it is there. Well now before that there was no tara, no lori, after 25 there was no lori, no tara. i do admit i forget some things but as you see my life is accounted for, no missing 5 year gap, nor would i ever write a 7 page love letter its not my STYLE. yes i have been hit in the head quite a few times its ok though my head is hard. i'd like to address a few more things if i may. typos are common and indeed a nuisance but computers have been around for a realllly long time and they do have spell check that works somewhat well. finally, you are welcome, you see i served this country so that people like you may protest my brothers in arms funerals as they are laid to rest, or for your free speech for you to email with silly nonsense, for you to go out in public without fear of being blown up, for you to become a nurse and it looks like your married. now as for what you said i've lost my mind maybe, maybe not either way i'm not emailing people accusing them of things that are preposterous.

her: I mean you do have an unmistakeable face Richard.

her: Yeah your right. Sorry to bother you. And just a fyi I dont think pot will help with your minor memory issues. Just sayin. Ill let Tara know you deny being the person she saw in the picture. She will not let it go, she is convinced I dont think Ill be able to talk her outta it. I did see the pic but it was on a phone. It did have similarities to the person but it was not large enough to tell.

ME: Tara @!#@%&% is this the tara we are talking about? i mean she is cute and i like green eyes but isn't she engaged? seems like if shes obsessed about finding this guy maybe getting married not the best thing. i'm flattered that i have fans in methuen as i've never been north of d.c. except for a car show in carlisle pa. i mean don't get me wrong it could be that i'm just that awesome people feel a connection to me but thats like trying to proving string theory. oh there was this one time at a bar in phoenix that i had a girl approach me by rubbing my head and telling me that she saw me come in and just HAD to come touch me that i had the most beautiful ora she had ever seen. she was really weird! but, i saw tara is about my age and being as that girl was older by a few years, it couldn't possibly be her. i can't help but wonder what this other extremely good looking guy did to your friend to cause such an emotional mess of a woman. i mean did she go through thousands of pictures to find me? or is it just the name i mean there are thousands of w@%&@~)s at least tens of thousands of richards. what is it that you have to talk her out of? is she planning a jihad on me or explosives in my mail? that would be a serious crime you know:) well as you see i've clearly not lost MY mind as previously stated, someone once said if you want to hide something well and in plain sight then put it in a book. maybe i took that the wrong way but it made me learn a lot, and i can certianly tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that is me in the picture that is a joint, but i'm not who your friend is looking for. furthermore, pot, marry jane, grass, stank, sticky icky, green, bubblegum, ganja, bud, weed, wood, tweeds, no sticks no stems no seeds if you please, the active ingredient thc. Why did the cannabis plant develop cannabinoid chemistry? No other plant appears to produce a similar resin. It is not for the purpose of attracting insects for pollination, since insects do not have CB1 receptors to respond to the cannabis plant's chemistry. explain why this particular plant developed cannabinoid chemistry in the first place. so you see science REALLY knows very little about this DRUG. with all due respect i don't know where your conclusions of pot doesn't help memory issues are coming from, as i know of no study where nurses are cutting edge scientists. i would just like to urge you to do research in to things you do not understand, and i have shared links for those who intend to do just that research. you see if you just call someone crazy you already judged that idea as being irrelevant. yes you can call me a conspiracy theorist but you see that is only because i know more about this country than you.
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04/29/2011 03:46 PM
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Re: don't contact me if i'm the wrong person, anyone need a laugh read this
try to use facebook and track down ex's its what she gets. never have i had to defend that i did not date someone for 5 years so much.
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04/29/2011 03:54 PM
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wow amazing.
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04/29/2011 04:04 PM
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great tough you are just the same as buthane gas woman.
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04/29/2011 04:13 PM
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well if you need to lose some kilo's then man do more effort.
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04/29/2011 04:22 PM
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you have too much free time on your hands
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04/29/2011 04:25 PM
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Excellent read!! Watch your back! If her friend is the way she was describing, it is time to secure the perimeter and setup some claymores...then roll/light one up sit back and watch.

Again, good read!
Kind Regards,
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04/29/2011 05:25 PM
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shouldn't the text be.

it's the final countdown we all look a little differend but sicker now multiulticultural ?





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