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what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?

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what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
my butt hole has been burning and itchy for the past few weeks.

I really don't eat a lot of spicy food. No more in the past few weeks than I usually do.

I wash it with soap and water in the shower daily.

I always wipe real good after pooping.

I use the same toilet paper I've been using the past few years.

I'm not gay and don't stick anything up my butt.

I'm not only looking for relief of the burning and itching but I also would like to know the cause.

Any suggestions?
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04/29/2011 05:10 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Congratulations you've got worms.
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04/29/2011 05:11 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Stop voting Democrat
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Quit putting dicks in there.
I am a bigger asshole than you can ever hope to be.God put me on this earth to let you know if your being a douche bag.If i bust your balls i am sorry,i am just doing my job.
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04/29/2011 05:12 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
lactose intolerance.
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04/29/2011 05:13 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
hemroids 5a
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04/29/2011 05:14 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
yeast overgrowth
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04/29/2011 05:14 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
worms. go to a feed store and get a tube of dewormer.
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
yep worms, just to freak you out a bit the itching is caused as they stick their heads out of your butt and spray thousands of eggs all around your butt area.

this means you are dirty and must cleanse yourself.

ha ha
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04/29/2011 05:15 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
yep worms, just to freak you out a bit the itching is caused as they stick their heads out of your butt and spray thousands of eggs all around your butt area.

this means you are dirty and must cleanse yourself.

ha ha
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LMAO!
And the worst thing about it is, you're right
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
stop playing with your dingleberries
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04/29/2011 05:17 PM

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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
hygene...if'n ya ain't got a bidet, baby wipes work.

TP is akin to washing your truck with a dry sponge. It may move the dirt around a bit, but it ain't clean.

cheers

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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Pinworms to be exact.

Your local doc-in-a-box can give you the right pills to take.

It's not uncommon in children; comes from eating with unwashed hands, say, after playing in dirt.

YCM
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04/29/2011 05:18 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
I never vote democrat. that's just gross.

I also always like my meat cooked well done. no pink whatsoever. I like it overcooked actually. How can I have worms if my meat is always well done?

Also as I said, I clean my butt hole daily and don't stick anything up there.

I did notice some blood on the toilet paper recently though.

could that be hemroids?
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
yeast overgrowth
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THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY CORRECT - THE PROPER TERM IS CANDIDA. It can be eliminated through diet alterations. I heard this from a friend who is very knowledgeable about diets, proper food - so I trust her.
Another condition an itchy anus can indicate, or so I've read, is gall bladder problems.
I lean more toward the candida.
Good luck - I admire you bringing this health topic onto this forum - obviously you were legitimately looking for help/answer. Disregard are the 'tards with their supposedly funny comments and good luck!
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You got a cat?
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04/29/2011 05:19 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
my butt hole has been burning and itchy for the past few weeks.

I really don't eat a lot of spicy food. No more in the past few weeks than I usually do.

I wash it with soap and water in the shower daily.

I always wipe real good after pooping.

I use the same toilet paper I've been using the past few years.

I'm not gay and don't stick anything up my butt.

I'm not only looking for relief of the burning and itching but I also would like to know the cause.

Any suggestions?
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Yes..

Stop reading NJRuss's threads and the problem should go away.
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
You got a cat?
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actually I just got a new kitten about a month ago.
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04/29/2011 05:20 PM
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try preparation H.
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04/29/2011 05:20 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
I never vote democrat. that's just gross.

I also always like my meat cooked well done. no pink whatsoever. I like it overcooked actually. How can I have worms if my meat is always well done?

Also as I said, I clean my butt hole daily and don't stick anything up there.

I did notice some blood on the toilet paper recently though.

could that be hemroids?
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Could be a tear could be cancer go to a doctor.
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04/29/2011 05:21 PM

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You're producing too much acid. Take Zantac or some kind of acid reducer.
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
fleas from that hamster you put up there.
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04/29/2011 05:21 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
salt

really
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04/29/2011 05:22 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Don't know if you have any allergies or not, or if you even know you do, but over the years I've developed a very mild allergy to nuts. I can eat a few p-nuts, no problem...

..toss in a few cashews and it's a burnin' ring of fire my friend....

...eaten any nuts lately?
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Anal fissure caused by a gihugic turd that tore your anus muscle. It would feel like a burning match head was just applied "right there". The itching is the fissure trying to heal. The more you "itch/scratch" your anus, the more pissy your fissure will be.

Soap pisses off the fissure as well, so you need to be SURE you rinse, rinse and rinse that soap off. You need to clean yourself with water after each poop.

Finally your "gastroenterologist" will prescribe a strong steroid cream to stop the itch, and a very strong antiobiotic cream that keeps the fissure from getting pissy. And he/she will recommend a cream called Calmoseptic that includes zinc and will help heal the wound.

dr. anus
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Congratulations you've got worms.
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lmao
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Lucky bastard! I wish I had an anus.
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04/29/2011 05:27 PM
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Its a sign, your going to come into money!
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Go to the doctor, can be a sign of anal cancer.
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
salt

really
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They're just kidding with you. There is a reason why salt baths is healthy. Use salt to cure.
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04/29/2011 05:37 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
lack of sunlight (vitamine d)

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