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what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?

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Essence
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07/11/2011 02:46 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
I feel your pain. I fought this for a year with all the same advice you received on this post - no luck. I tried all creams and off the shelf treatments - including anti-fungal with no luck. I had moderate success with an alkalizing diet when I thought it was candida (yeast explosion), but didn't eliminate it.

When it got really bad, I did some more research and discovered that it mitt be either chronic streptococcal or staphococcal dermatitis. I went to the doc and forced him to do a bacterial swipe/culture. Came back positive for strep. 10 days of amoxicillin and some recommendations for taking care solved it. In addition to the antibiotic, go to walgreens and buy Balneol cleansing lotion (in the preparation-H area). Use it to clean up with TP when you have a BM. Also, can't recommend enough adding psyllium fiber to your diet daily (I prefer metamucil or similar). Makes for a really clean exit! Good luck!
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When you've eXperienced this issue did it afect your urethra too? Say annoying burning when urinating or after ejaculating? This is not. Std imtalking about.
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07/11/2011 02:48 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Stop voting Democrat
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cruise
Housedad

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07/11/2011 02:52 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
either it is hemmoroids or a bloom of candida.

but candida can cause mild temporary hemmoroids from inflamation too..


candida is fungus

jock itch of the anus


ouch


in any case :

MY ADVICE:

DON'T LISTEN TO ALL US SCREWUPS!! GO SEE THE DOCTOR!

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07/11/2011 02:53 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
anything from a thrombosed hemorrhoid to an exposure to some sort of VD and now a scorching case of same. While it is possible to have external hemorrhoids, it is also possible to have one inside. When you have a BM it gets stretched and irritated a LOT. This can cause bleeding, discharge from the lower intestinal area, and worse.

Bottom line is that it can also be an indication of rectal or anal cancer. Get to a good proctologist. Not a GP. You'll just be sent to the specialist anyway, so might as well save yourself one office appointment and the cost and time of same.

Most rectal surgery today is done under a local, using a laser, and is quick, if not totally painless. The old days of being laid up for weeks after rectal surgery are OVER - thank heaven. Most people are back to work by the time a long weekend has passed. It's much easier today. But it's also something you do not want to ignore. Your "little problem" could be cancer and if it's caught and treated early the recovery is like 99 percent. If you wait, it's going to take a lot more surgery and recovery becomes less certain and more difficult.
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goatse.
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07/11/2011 02:54 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
It means you're horny for mitt romney's dick in your aus.
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07/11/2011 02:55 AM
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Dildo without lubrication angryface
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07/11/2011 02:58 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
I did notice some blood on the toilet paper recently though.

could that be hemroids?
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Hemroids, the itch everybody loves to scratch.

:)

Go get some cream.
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07/11/2011 03:04 AM
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Listen to this song for Anal healing, Blessings of Love
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07/11/2011 03:12 AM
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why do people ask for medical advice on this site, really cracks me up. specially this kind of shit lol.
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07/11/2011 03:16 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
my butt hole has been burning and itchy for the past few weeks.

I really don't eat a lot of spicy food. No more in the past few weeks than I usually do.

I wash it with soap and water in the shower daily.

I always wipe real good after pooping.

I use the same toilet paper I've been using the past few years.

I'm not gay and don't stick anything up my butt.

I'm not only looking for relief of the burning and itching but I also would like to know the cause.

Any suggestions?
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Sounds like you may be overdoing it.

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07/11/2011 03:40 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
does drinking alcohol make it worse ??

does not drinking alcohol make it not so bad ??

have you tried diatomaceous earth ??
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07/11/2011 03:56 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
It's called Rusty Crack. You're not wiping right. Try baby wipes for a while.

tp
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07/11/2011 04:08 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
GLP diagnosis from ac in Australia:

Most Likely:

1. Worms (if itchiness predominates)

Second Most Likely:

2. Candida/Fungal Infection (if burning predominates)

Other possibility:

3. Hemorrhoids (if rectal bleeding predominates)

Suggestions:

Look into toilet after bowel movement to see if you see live worms wriggling in your poo.

Take a course of one or more naturopathic remedies (such as oil of oregano) for a worm/parasite/fungal cleanse. Take regularly. Avoid sugar and alcohol.

If pain and bleeding persist, also check for cancer.

Goodluck.
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07/11/2011 04:10 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Just for a FYI. Most of us some type of internal parasites happening, so it doesn't hurt to do a periodical cleanse.
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07/11/2011 04:16 AM
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rain's a-coming!
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07/11/2011 04:18 AM
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why do people ask for medical advice on this site, really cracks me up. specially this kind of shit lol.
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have you ever been to a doctor?

they usually prescript the first thing pop in their mind and mostly totally unrelated to what you have...then when you have been in a load of meds
you would start to see medical advice on the internet as more valuable
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07/11/2011 04:24 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
bump
devorahg

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07/11/2011 04:26 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Congratulations you've got worms.
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Yep that was my first thought that he had pin worms. All you have to do is. Be in a dark room and have someone hold a flashlight close to your ass. If you do have pin worms they will come out of your ass to the light.
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07/11/2011 04:33 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Means you are raging homosexual and your butthole is itching for some cock!
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07/11/2011 04:37 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
old chinese proverb---man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers226
... - - - ...
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07/11/2011 04:51 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
candida overgrowth stimulated by sugars in your food.

I have used Alliderm as a topical treatment with great success, helps to kill the pathogens down there and chase it internally with Allicin-C.
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07/11/2011 04:59 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
lack of sunlight (vitamine d)
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This. Your asshole needs more sun.
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07/11/2011 05:10 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Eat cabbage everyday for 2 weeks. Cooked raw in salads and soups, chinese fermented with lots of fresh garlic. Will fix anything.

Licorice, chamomile tea and honey at bed time.
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07/12/2011 04:39 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
my butt hole has been burning and itchy for the past few weeks.

I really don't eat a lot of spicy food. No more in the past few weeks than I usually do.

I wash it with soap and water in the shower daily.

I always wipe real good after pooping.

I use the same toilet paper I've been using the past few years.

I'm not gay and don't stick anything up my butt.

I'm not only looking for relief of the burning and itching but I also would like to know the cause.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


you have parasites...
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09/17/2011 10:02 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
got a roid.............a hemi roid
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09/17/2011 10:07 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
ditch the red bull and video games
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09/17/2011 10:12 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
are you serious OP?

of the whole internet you want some medical advice from people that frequent GLP, good luck, some of these mopes will prescribe leechs

Heres what you do

Go see a Doctor

failing that go see a nurse

if it was worms , youll see them in your fecal matter, but seriously it could be a whole list of things and is very likely not serious.

its clearly not your personal hygeine

there is a symptom checker in the UK on NHS direct and im sure there are similar things in the US

best of luck
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Means you are raging homosexual and your butthole is itching for some cock!
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thats how this guy found out

banana2
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09/17/2011 10:15 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
why do people ask for medical advice on this site, really cracks me up. specially this kind of shit lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 977430


love it

it really cracks...you up

good one

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