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what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?

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Angel_Eyes

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09/17/2011 10:15 PM

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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
A cotton ball and some rubbing alcohol will fix you right up.
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OMG!!!!! LOL!!!
doom_mood

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09/17/2011 10:16 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Just for a FYI. Most of us some type of internal parasites happening, so it doesn't hurt to do a periodical cleanse.
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clean with what please

just oil of oregano , anything else
Punk-A$$ets

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09/17/2011 10:17 PM
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doom_mood

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09/17/2011 10:18 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Wife has the problem after eating something really peppery.
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is eating something really peppery, slang talk in czech republic

or just

eating something really peppery
Anonymous Coward
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09/17/2011 10:19 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
it means you have hygeine issues or like to eat raw meats.. dirty people..

must be better than having invisible fleas that dont officially exist.
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09/17/2011 10:21 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
PacNWGuy, long time no post!
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09/17/2011 10:21 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
my butt hole has been burning and itchy for the past few weeks.

I really don't eat a lot of spicy food. No more in the past few weeks than I usually do.

I wash it with soap and water in the shower daily.

I always wipe real good after pooping.

I use the same toilet paper I've been using the past few years.

I'm not gay and don't stick anything up my butt.

I'm not only looking for relief of the burning and itching but I also would like to know the cause.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


[link to www.balneol.com]

This stuff is like $17 @ Walgreens but I swear you will thank me later.

Also drink some Metamucil for about a week to clean you out.

good luck.
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09/17/2011 10:22 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Lucky bastard! I wish I had an anus.
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try a gay bar?
Anonymous Coward
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09/17/2011 10:23 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Probably due to Elenin.
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09/17/2011 10:39 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Congratulations you've got worms.
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Yep that was my first thought that he had pin worms. All you have to do is. Be in a dark room and have someone hold a flashlight close to your ass. If you do have pin worms they will come out of your ass to the light.
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ahhh
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09/17/2011 10:41 PM
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There aint no doom like butthole doom for some interesting replies!
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09/17/2011 10:48 PM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Go to your doc and see if you have H-Pilori. 8 out of 10 people have it, but with a few days of fasting and a H-pilori kit, you can get rid of them. They look like little squids that start in your stomache and work their way into your butt real good. If you don't get rid of them they lead to ulcers and cancer. Get checked out asap. :)
Anonymous Coward
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09/17/2011 10:52 PM
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Its a sign, your going to come into money!
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This is true...but if you scratch, the money won't come.
Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2011 12:01 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
my butt hole has been burning and itchy for the past few weeks.

I really don't eat a lot of spicy food. No more in the past few weeks than I usually do.

I wash it with soap and water in the shower daily.

I always wipe real good after pooping.

I use the same toilet paper I've been using the past few years.

I'm not gay and don't stick anything up my butt.

I'm not only looking for relief of the burning and itching but I also would like to know the cause.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


It must be entities (human and or not) on your anus with their technologies.
Anal Probe

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09/18/2011 12:27 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
What ever you have, it's nothing a nice little wine enema won't fix.

Seriously.....go see a doctor. It starts with an itch and could end with a rubber bag hanging off your belt.

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09/18/2011 12:29 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
I use the same toilet paper I've been using the past few years.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032

use a fresh sheet every time
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Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2011 12:43 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
After cleaning well with a wet wipe, apply A & D ointment. This is available over the counter. It will instantly soothe the spot.
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09/18/2011 12:51 AM
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Seriously and honestly, I had the same problem for the longest time. Nothing and no one could help me, and I never knew what was causing it. Not even a doctor could help me. I used to have to use hyrdrocrontizone or preparation h or some other cream just to relive the pain and itching. Now that I am on this challenge thing I'm doing, my butt never itches or burns anymore. If you are interested in the challenge then let me know. It really helps a lot of people overcome a lot of problems like this. If did for me.
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the future is doomed?

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09/18/2011 12:53 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
After cleaning well with a wet wipe, apply A & D ointment. This is available over the counter. It will instantly soothe the spot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1523985


Doing this does not cure the problem, believe me, I know. I have tried the same thing over and over again. You have to flush all the crap and junk out of your body and replenish your body with healthy foods and other things. You also have to live a healthy lifestyle. The wipe/AD ointment trick is only a quick fix, not a long term fix.
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Your sister's stinky box
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09/18/2011 12:56 AM
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"what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?"

you live next door to BRIEF and you have a habit of leaving your bedroom window open at night?
Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2011 01:05 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
some snakes have been slithering up your asshole. Do you live in a swamp?
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09/18/2011 01:12 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
He who go to bed with inchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
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09/18/2011 01:20 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
You need to chang your underwear more often. The brown racing stripe is a festering cesspool of bacteria.
Xisuthros Rex

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09/18/2011 01:25 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Lay off the heroin.
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Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2011 01:28 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
You got a cat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130234


actually I just got a new kitten about a month ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


Bingo.

Pinworms or roundworms.
 Quoting: Aquarius 7


tapeworms from fleas.
Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2011 01:29 AM
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"what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?"

you live next door to BRIEF and you have a habit of leaving your bedroom window open at night?
 Quoting: Your sister's stinky box 1554787


rofl
Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2011 04:13 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Find a rough rug take your pants and underwear off and scoot around on the rug dragging your itchy ass along the floor. My dog does it and it seems to help.
stim
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09/18/2011 04:28 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
Find a rough rug take your pants and underwear off and scoot around on the rug dragging your itchy ass along the floor. My dog does it and it seems to help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 842983

or he could just sandpaper it
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Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2011 04:45 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
you have worms

or

your not wiping it thoroughly...or washing yourself adequately

?
John Connor

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09/26/2011 12:38 AM
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Re: what does it mean if your butthole is persistently burning and itchy?
if you use tp and are dehydrated the older you get the drier ur bum will get..use aloe vera to hydrate urself on outside and drink lots of water or you'll keep having problems..rest of stuff could be true too roids, worms etc etc

oh and if you are incapacitated for even a couple days..getting up and moving around suddenly will cause roids/tissue tear..so be ginger if inactive for any amt of time b4 getting active again. trust me..i was hospitalized for 3 days got home and rip..worst thing ever! i was 16!! laid up for 2 days again cuz of it!
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