We are in the midst of a Gay Economic Recovery!!

We are in the midst of a gay economic recovery. The mortgage crises in 2008 send the gay sugar daddies into an economic recession. But thanks to Bush and Obama bailout of Wall Street and corporate America, we are experiencing a gay economic recovery. Gay sugar daddies are experiencing an economic boom due the corporate capital injection program by the US Treasury. As time goes on, gay and bi are finding new jobs sucking dicks. That is the reason why the unemployment rate is dropping in America. The new jobs that are created each month are blow jobs.
My ex-bi friend I know ever since I was in high school was living in poverty before 2008. After 2008 he was layoff from his job. He received unemployment but the unemployment ran out. He is out of work and broke. I went to his home and saw he acquire luxury items slowly after 2008. He has a $10,000 TV and Stereo system. He owns a $3000 Macintosh computer. He was driving a $60,000 car. I ask where he got the money to purchase expensive luxury items. He told me that he earn it by sucking dicks.
Before the banker bailout the bi friend did not have all these luxury because the sugar daddies did not have too much extra cash. After the banker bailout, the gay sugar daddies have extra cash from the Federal Reserve creating money out of thin air to shower their rent boys.
Whoever finds gay sugar daddies that willing to pay for blow job session is experiencing an economic recovery right now. The media is right by saying we are in an economic recovery. Obama is not lying by saying we are in an economic recovery. We are in a gay economic recovery thanks to the corporate bailout.