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How could a human fly like superman ?. scientifically speaking.

 
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he couldn't scientifically speaking
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best thread title ever.
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Scientifically speaking, you can't fly, pinhead. Don't try it.
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If one believed WITHOUT a doubt that he could fly he would fly...
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Well, harrummph! You see...it involves the gravitational resonance of the molecular structure of the physical vessel in synchronization with the magnetic field of the planet. You're welcome.

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Farting ki
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Re: How could a human fly like superman ?. scientifically speaking.
Well, harrummph! You see...it involves the gravitational resonance of the molecular structure of the physical vessel in synchronization with the magnetic field of the planet. You're welcome.

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Tell me more for my research. How does a human distort gravity in such a way that he can fly. I'm going to try it. Serious.
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Well, harrummph! You see...it involves the gravitational resonance of the molecular structure of the physical vessel in synchronization with the magnetic field of the planet. You're welcome.

Professor Nowitall
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Yeah, basically.

Get a biological Meissner effect going on that extrudes the ambient aetheric wind (gravity) of the Earth from its surfaces.
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Well, harrummph! You see...it involves the gravitational resonance of the molecular structure of the physical vessel in synchronization with the magnetic field of the planet. You're welcome.

Professor Nowitall
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Tell me more for my research. How does a human distort gravity in such a way that he can fly. I'm going to try it. Serious.
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Are you slow?

You simply find a high place, start flapping your arms, and jump. I get back and forth to work everyday this way.

I don't see why more people don't do it.

Don't fucking crash into me now numbnuts.
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Well, harrummph! You see...it involves the gravitational resonance of the molecular structure of the physical vessel in synchronization with the magnetic field of the planet. You're welcome.

Professor Nowitall
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Tell me more for my research. How does a human distort gravity in such a way that he can fly. I'm going to try it. Serious.
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It's quite elementary really. You simply wear a magnetized cape that has been radiated with gamma rays from the solar disc at precisely 6:51AM at the Vernal Equinox while stretching your arms upward. Then you shall blast off at the speed of a bullet! Watch out for satellites! You're welcome dear boy. Happy flights! Harrrummmph!!

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By having Mass Effect generators inserted into the belly button.

Seriously though

It would take the manipulation of gravity, and if that ever happened we'd be building cities in the sky before man would fly like that..
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Scientifically speaking, you can't fly, pinhead. Don't try it.
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Have you ever been on a merry go round where the force is pulling you in a different direction to gravity .
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uhhhh wow no one said this A WIND TUNNEL !!!!! OR like this abduct
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-xw_fmB2KA
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Telekinesis, Mind-over-matter, energy manipulation of the AURA around the human body
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The science of superman on youtube
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Superman is not a human fly.
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If you had dilithium crystal balls like Superman, you'd be able to fly too.
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I never understood how Superman flew faster. I understand that gravity doesn't effect him like it does us.. but how does he go faster?? Does he have some kind of anti gravity mechanism in his body or something??
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Originally, Superman couldn't fly--he could only run fast and jump very high.

"As originally conceived and presented in his early stories, Superman's powers were relatively limited, consisting of superhuman strength that allowed him to lift a car over his head, run at amazing speeds and leap one-eighth of a mile, as well as an incredibly dense body structure that could be pierced by nothing less than an exploding artillery shell.[101] Siegel and Shuster compared his strength and leaping abilities to an ant and a grasshopper.[102] When making the cartoons, the Fleischer Brothers found it difficult to keep animating him leaping and requested to DC to change his ability to flying; this was an especially convenient concept for short films, which would have otherwise had to waste precious running time moving earthbound Clark Kent from place to place.[103] Writers gradually increased his powers to larger extents during the Silver Age, in which Superman could fly to other worlds and galaxies and even across universes with relative ease.[101] He would often fly across the solar system to stop meteors from hitting the Earth, or sometimes just to clear his head. Writers found it increasingly difficult to write Superman stories in which the character was believably challenged,[104] so DC made a series of attempts to rein the character in. The most significant attempt, John Byrne's 1986 rewrite, established several hard limits on his abilities: he barely survives a nuclear blast, and his space flights are limited by how long he can hold his breath.[105] Superman's power levels have again increased since then, with Superman currently possessing enough strength to hurl mountains, withstand nuclear blasts with ease, fly into the sun unharmed, and survive in the vacuum of outer space without oxygen."

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Originally, Superman couldn't fly--he could only run fast and jump very high.

"As originally conceived and presented in his early stories, Superman's powers were relatively limited, consisting of superhuman strength that allowed him to lift a car over his head, run at amazing speeds and leap one-eighth of a mile, as well as an incredibly dense body structure that could be pierced by nothing less than an exploding artillery shell.[101] Siegel and Shuster compared his strength and leaping abilities to an ant and a grasshopper.[102] When making the cartoons, the Fleischer Brothers found it difficult to keep animating him leaping and requested to DC to change his ability to flying; this was an especially convenient concept for short films, which would have otherwise had to waste precious running time moving earthbound Clark Kent from place to place.[103] Writers gradually increased his powers to larger extents during the Silver Age, in which Superman could fly to other worlds and galaxies and even across universes with relative ease.[101] He would often fly across the solar system to stop meteors from hitting the Earth, or sometimes just to clear his head. Writers found it increasingly difficult to write Superman stories in which the character was believably challenged,[104] so DC made a series of attempts to rein the character in. The most significant attempt, John Byrne's 1986 rewrite, established several hard limits on his abilities: he barely survives a nuclear blast, and his space flights are limited by how long he can hold his breath.[105] Superman's power levels have again increased since then, with Superman currently possessing enough strength to hurl mountains, withstand nuclear blasts with ease, fly into the sun unharmed, and survive in the vacuum of outer space without oxygen."

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Japanese response to Superman = Goku.
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. simple the center of the planet is positive, everything stuck to it is negitive, up to our belly button, we all are up side down, thats what our optic nerve is for, when the field flips we all can fly by usin our diaphram to reverse our polarity,

good luck, i cant wait,
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. simple the center of the planet is positive, everything stuck to it is negitive, up to our belly button, we all are up side down, thats what our optic nerve is for, when the field flips we all can fly by usin our diaphram to reverse our polarity,

good luck, i cant wait,
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plenty of people throughout history to check, if your not too blind to see,

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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First you get an ounce of bath salts....
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. simple the center of the planet is positive, everything stuck to it is negitive, up to our belly button, we all are up side down, thats what our optic nerve is for, when the field flips we all can fly by usin our diaphram to reverse our polarity,

good luck, i cant wait,
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plenty of people throughout history to check, if your not too blind to see,

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19320753


and if you are to blind deaf and dumb to see stuck in a material world full of barbie dolls and insane bully boys, your going to miss all the fun, so start treating your brothers as yourselves and join the fun,,

may your creator bless you all.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Fall into a black hole or a special UFO bit of kit that is pretty accurate maybe magnets. You fall from it. It then picks you up and catapults you. Or just keeps dropping you

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