Heres the craziest one I know:

The U.S. Navy with 24 orbiting weaponized satellites and HAARP caused the Japan earthquake but didn't realize the extent of the damage the tidal wave could do to the reactors.

Now they are trying to cover up what they did and scurrying around like rats on the Titanic.

Too many people know they did it so it will be interesting to see what happens in the next few months.

I don't know the reason for the attack but it had something to do with money. (duh, I know)

Is that crazy enough?