Hoss, can you pass this joke on to Lear for me? Only toe joke I know.
One night when this woman came home, she wanted 'some'
but her husband said that he was too tired.
So when he went to sleep, she got on his big toe
and got what she wanted.
The next day, the man's toe started swelling,
so he went to the doctor.
The doctor came in and started examing the man.
Finally he said, "Sir, you have gonorrhea of the big toe".
The man just could not believe this, so he asked the doctor
if he knew how he might have gotten it?
The doctor said, "I haven't got a clue, but believe it
or not, a woman came in here this morning with athletes pussy".