Intellectual thought provoking question!

eat it. take cash, run to hospital

no.

You just talk fucking shit.

what would you tell them at the hospital??

ARE YOU NOT AMUSED?!?!?

I spent 3 days, 9 hours and 41 minutes in a cave meditating to come up with this question and you guys can't even give me the respect of an honest answer??

cowards.

Just thinking it over, and no I wouldn't. There are some things that become a selling of the soul, and this is one of them.

I don't think I could physically do it. Couldn't finish bite 1.

Poop is gross.

I heard the Germans find it a delicacy!!

After the million, I hire some strong guys, take Donald down, let him eat HIS shit while I ejaculate on some nice porn. I will give him 1% of my wealth for it. A thousand bucks.

Very unhealthy obsession you have there, op.
Consider finding professional help.

...Or so the Germans would have us believe...





Don't watch the video, just wanted the image of Norm at the Newstable.

I would go vegetarian for a few weeks first, maybe eat some roses...

I guess if it was my own Poo I would consider it. Man I would be Staring at that poo for a long time thinking what i could do For my family,friends & myself. Close my eyes break of little pieces and say to myself, Their just Hershey Kiss' Their just Hershey kiss' THEIR JUST HERSHEY KISS' DAMN IT!! Trump can go Jerk off all he wanted to as long as it wasn't on me while i'm eating my poo.Besides i wouldn't be paying attention to Trump anyway. I'd be to busy in my "Happy Place" eating my Poo for a Million Bucks!!

What would I do?
One of two things...

1) Kick him 3 times in the balls for thinking for one second that I want/need/desire his weak-ass $$...



OR



2) Gift him with my million dollar $mile, one second before I ripped his jugular out with my teeth and took that big dump in his gaping throat.



One insult deserves another, hmm?