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I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question

 
Wally the Mantis
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I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
COOOL. Did you 5starred your own thread... ?
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COOOL. Did you 5starred your own thread... ?
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nope
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05/02/2011 02:42 PM
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


So..... Sasquatch IS related to Osama!
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


chuckle good one
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
Did you have to dispose of the body within 24 hours due to his Islamic beliefs?
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


So..... Sasquatch IS related to Osama!
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can not be confirmed or denied at this time
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


It's so sad and funny, because this is actually happening. Hopefully they will actually give us proof......hopefully.
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Did you have to dispose of the body within 24 hours due to his Islamic beliefs?
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no, he just stunk like shit
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
So which was it Bigfoot or Sasquatch?
You seem to be changing your story alot mister!
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So which was it Bigfoot or Sasquatch?
You seem to be changing your story alot mister!
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Michelle Obama?
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So which was it Bigfoot or Sasquatch?
You seem to be changing your story alot mister!
 Quoting: Legba


Michelle Obama?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1158661


So in short Sasquatch?
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So which was it Bigfoot or Sasquatch?
You seem to be changing your story alot mister!
 Quoting: Legba


a Bigfoot is a Sasquatch, but to be specific, his name was Harry
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So which was it Bigfoot or Sasquatch?
You seem to be changing your story alot mister!
 Quoting: Legba


Michelle Obama?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1158661


So in short Sasquatch?
 Quoting: 1FutureMarine1


They' all interchangeable to me...though Bigfoot is probably nicer in person.
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


Tell me......How did they confirm the DNA you took to be Sasquatch. They would need something to compare it to.
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


But remember you had him in your deep freezer for years before you dumped him.
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


Tell me......How did they confirm the DNA you took to be Sasquatch. They would need something to compare it to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337548


compared it to the Sasquatch i killed last week, no bullshit
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


But remember you had him in your deep freezer for years before you dumped him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1144326


not true, my freezer is full with a Jersey Devil and two Chupacabras
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
So which was it Bigfoot or Sasquatch?
You seem to be changing your story alot mister!
 Quoting: Legba


a Bigfoot is a Sasquatch, but to be specific, his name was Harry
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


Not Harry, he was a personal friend of MacDougal my Leprechaun!!!!

Wait, the Harry I'm thinking of was a Yeti, so it's all good.
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


But remember you had him in your deep freezer for years before you dumped him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1144326


not true, my freezer is full with a Jersey Devil and two Chupacabras
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


Are you also the one that captured Chtulu and then set him free?
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
Did you have to dispose of the body within 24 hours due to his Islamic beliefs?
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lmao
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
Ok, now for my question.

1. What does a Sasquatch use for toilet paper?

2. Is it true what they say about primates with "big feet"?
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Did you have to dispose of the body within 24 hours due to his Islamic beliefs?
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lmao
 Quoting: ^Watcher^


I had the same question...
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


But remember you had him in your deep freezer for years before you dumped him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1144326


not true, my freezer is full with a Jersey Devil and two Chupacabras
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis


Are you also the one that captured Chtulu and then set him free?
 Quoting: 1FutureMarine1


don't be crazy, that's a work of fiction...
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
Ok, now for my question.

1. What does a Sasquatch use for toilet paper?

2. Is it true what they say about primates with "big feet"?
 Quoting: Legba


1. Pine bark, or Charmin when its on sale

2. Yes, its hard to find shoes
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
Why are you polluting Lake Michigan with dead sasquatch? Didn't you see the "No Dumping" sign? You could have sold the body to some tabloid!

goodnews

Then all of the sheep would have ran out to go buy it do to the lovely front cover photo!
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
no bullshit

I took DNA, and it was a confirmed Sasquatch

Any evidence will be withheld until I feel it will not interfere with future Bigfoot hunts.
 Quoting: Wally the Mantis



and what did you use, a backhoe?

LOLOL

as if you Sir, could drag one anywhere

too funny
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Re: I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question
Brace for primates everwhere to start nuking large zoos.

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