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HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2011 03:32 PM
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HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
Paid a dime to shit
and only farted.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2011 03:35 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
I only came to this because my workplace bathroom stall also has the writing:

Here I sit, broken hearted
Tryin' to shit, but only farted

Other than that I'm sorry for bumping this.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2011 03:36 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
bump
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2011 03:38 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
Some come here to piss and think.
Others come to shit, and stink.
I come here to suntan my balls,
and read this writing on the walls.
bigbird
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05/02/2011 03:38 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
here i sit, lonely hearted
tried to shit, but only farted
went for a walk
took a chance
tried to fart but shit my pants
NikDeacon
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05/02/2011 03:40 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
Paid a dime to shit
and only farted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366985


That's only half of the version I saw:

Here I sit all broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted
next time a took a chance
I saved my dime and shit my pants
patdeez84

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05/02/2011 03:41 PM

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here i sit, lonely hearted
tried to shit, but only farted
went for a walk
took a chance
tried to fart but shit my pants
 Quoting: bigbird 1160602


cruise I really just had to laugh at that thanks
:sigjosh:

:ronswansontax:

“We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul
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“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson
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05/02/2011 03:42 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
Guys, you should write Obama's speeches ;)
NikDeacon
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05/02/2011 03:44 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
That's only half of the version I saw:

Here I sit all broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted
next time a took a chance
I saved my dime and shit my pants


Here's the other one that was there in that same bathroom:

Those people who write on walls
roll their shit in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2011 03:51 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
push the button
pull the string
out pops a chocolate submarine

here i sit cheeks a flexin
given birth to another texan

he who writes on shit house walls
rolls his shit in little balls
he who reads these words of wit
eats those little balls of shit
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2011 03:53 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
It would have worked pre Obama...now it will take seventy five cents.
Poet Laureat
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05/02/2011 03:59 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
I DROPPED MY PANTS
AND SQUATTED DOWN

AND OUT MY ASS
CAME SOMETHING BROWN

IT HIT THE WATER LIKE A ROCK
AS I STROKED MY TURGID COCK
olaf
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05/02/2011 04:01 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
poo et as in first blood ? coooool
olaf
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05/02/2011 04:01 PM
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Re: HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
i need a time off anyway.

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