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What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2011 09:25 PM
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What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Well? Just curious...what do you tell them if you do not have money to pay.
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
explain to them why you shouldn't pay your bills
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05/02/2011 09:27 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Your first mistake is picking up.

I'd suggest making your voice mail/answering machine as an ear piercing noise. That way if anyone is on the line they'll think twice before calling your home again.
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
explain to them why you shouldn't pay your bills
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You cannot squeeze blood out of a stone. I am broke, I will pay them when I get the money. Screw all of them.
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05/02/2011 09:28 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Get caller I'd and don't pick up calls from people you don't know
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
If your talking about the actual bill collecter i cant help you but if your talking about the phone soliciters I hand em off to my 3 year old :D
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05/02/2011 09:36 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Well? Just curious...what do you tell them if you do not have money to pay.
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Your first mistake is picking up the phone. Don't talk to them
at all if you have no funds to put against what you owe.

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05/02/2011 09:42 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
I tell them to eat shit and die. Then hang up.
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05/02/2011 09:46 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Tell them I'm not home right now.. pretend it is a recording.
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05/02/2011 09:50 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Tell them you don't know what they are talking about and that they should send any documents in their possession that you've signed to you for your inspection. Tell them they have 30 days to comply or else you'll consider their claim null and void and take appropriate action should any negative spot on your credit exist as a result.
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
I tell them the person they are tying to reach "is in prison and deservingly so on account of what he did them kids."
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Your first mistake is picking up.

I'd suggest making your voice mail/answering machine as an ear piercing noise. That way if anyone is on the line they'll think twice before calling your home again.
 Quoting: Syrius


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05/02/2011 09:51 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
I tell them about cures for anal itching.
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05/02/2011 09:52 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
I like to calmly inform them that I will not be paying them ever. This usually results in them telling me that I have too. Then I explain that I am infact an adult and I don't have to do what they tell me to do. They usually get angrey now, at that point I explain that there's no real reason to get upset somtimes you lose some and they probably should not bother to call because I will be blocking there number if they call again. They usually hang up at that point.
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05/02/2011 09:53 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Don't tell them anything, send them a cease-and-desist letter. By law they have to stop calling you once they receive it, and you can make them pay you $1000 for every time they call you after that.
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
oooh, funnier answer:

Tell them that out of respect for their Muslim beliefs, you've thrown your debts into the sea.
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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05/02/2011 09:53 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Starting preaching to them that they need to be saved.

That will do the trick
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05/02/2011 09:55 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
tell the banks/student loan lenders that contracts based upon fraud are voidable and that you void the contract and they can fuck off.

dont pay the NWO banks.
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05/02/2011 10:14 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
There are laws to protect you! Get a lawyer involved pro bono. We fight these all the time and win every time!!

You can get big $$$.

There are lots of things they can not legally do or say over the phone. Keep a log and get em!!

Once a lawyer is involved, a single call can ruin their case. The jusdge is on YOUR side...

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05/02/2011 10:16 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Tell them if they can find Obama's birth certificate then I'll pay the debt.
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05/02/2011 10:32 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Tell them the person they are looking for moved to another state. When they ask if you have a forwarding address say no.
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05/02/2011 10:35 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Tornado comes through destroying everything and the bill collectors still call. Ironic, isn't it?
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05/02/2011 10:36 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Ask them for a job, when they refuse, say it's THEM who are making the excuse for you late payment.
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05/02/2011 10:38 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Tell them you are a Harold Camping follower and you are waiting for May 21. After that leave a message on your machine saying you have been raptured.
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05/02/2011 10:39 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
tell them you have the money but you dropped it in the ocean and they should just believe that and then everything will be back to like before.
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05/02/2011 10:41 PM
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IF they don't know your face, and you DON'T answer to your name when it's spoken SAY " I'm sorry, but Mr./Mrs. _____ is not here, but is on a world tour; somewhere in Australia now I think ! DON'T know WHEN they will be back. I'm just house sitting. Good day ! " ( Shuts door ! )

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05/02/2011 10:42 PM
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Your first mistake is picking up.

I'd suggest making your voice mail/answering machine as an ear piercing noise. That way if anyone is on the line they'll think twice before calling your home again.
 Quoting: Syrius


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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
oooh, funnier answer:

Tell them that out of respect for their Muslim beliefs, you've thrown your debts into the sea.
 Quoting: Greg_B.


cruise
Never mind.
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
tell them you have the money but you dropped it in the ocean and they should just believe that and then everything will be back to like before.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1365609


really???

What have you done to my joke???
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
Well? Just curious...what do you tell them if you do not have money to pay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367424


Change your phone number to an unlisted one
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Re: What do you tell the bill collectors when they call?
The person died

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