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I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING

 
Anon Shill
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05/03/2011 12:04 AM
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I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
So let's assume for the sake of this argument that I know nothing.
Blank slate.
And I stumbled upon this wad of wisdom known as GLP.

So all you enlightened ones...tell me EVRYTHING.
Structure my day with your doses of skewed reality.
Tell me what to eat and why.
Tell me how to take a shit and what to wipe with.
Tell me who to believe and who is truthful.
Tell me what love is and better yet, what love is.


And try not to embarrass youselves.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 12:08 AM
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C'mon...more than 3 minites have passed and I don't know SHIT!

I really want to pack in the knowledge...so get your asses in gear
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:10 AM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 12:11 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
42 what?

You ae so full of shit

42" What about fucking 44?

Jesus...what does it take to gain real knowledge?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 12:13 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
It's similar to posting "green" as a reply.

I need to come away from this website not amused, but bursting at the seasm with cranial pressure.
Stealth521

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05/03/2011 12:14 AM

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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
42 what?

You ae so full of shit

42" What about fucking 44?

Jesus...what does it take to gain real knowledge?
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pick
1dpanic
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:15 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
Maybe if you say please...

eyebat
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 12:16 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
So fucking weak.

You don't believe anything you read.
You don't trust your collective governments.
You don't trust photographs or any medium for that matter as far as recorded events.
You don't use your own fucking minds at all anymore.

So you spend your days trying to feel important, coming here and screaming to the mouses about how they're all wrong...and when someone offers you the opportunity to actually TEACH what you know you got nuttin....
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:18 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:19 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
1st off, Don't buy Decaf. LOL....... 2nd? hm, well, your to fucking late on cream without radiation, lol so drink it black and kick your feet up and become 1 of five hundred million that survive de newl vorld orda
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 12:20 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing
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More weak bullshit.

NO fucking kidding...GLP is not a repository for the unusual...it's a crackhouse.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 12:23 AM
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1st off, Don't buy Decaf. LOL....... 2nd? hm, well, your to fucking late on cream without radiation, lol so drink it black and kick your feet up and become 1 of five hundred million that survive de newl vorld orda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1365165


Really??? That's IT??

Some more bullshit...no meat to the potatoes.

And ending it with some schmatza accented NWO bullshit.

I really think that what is going on here is that (most) semi-intelligent people with web savvy grow brain dead within a week of using a mouse.
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:23 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
OP we are very selective about the requirements for enlightenment. I am sorry but at this time we cannot accept your application.. Please try again next year when you have matured a little more..

Thank you. GLP Management..
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 12:26 AM
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OP we are very selective about the requirements for enlightenment. I am sorry but at this time we cannot accept your application.. Please try again next year when you have matured a little more..

Thank you. GLP Management..

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292284


Holy Christ on a cross...even more additional shit piled on the heap.

I want those that feel thay know the TRUTH (while all us sheep just go day to day with blinders on) to wake the fuck up and actually TEACH.

But that would mean they actually KNOW.....which seems to be like a tree that bears no fruit.
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:26 AM
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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05/03/2011 12:27 AM
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1rof1
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05/03/2011 12:27 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
there is an invisible war going on.

this war is for your mind.
there is a huge unstoppable population of people 'awake' and 'aware' of this situation.

know what you put in to your body (food)
read, read and read, but question everything.
learn learn and learn, there is so much to learn.

stay away from mainstream television and mainstream music.

stay within your own 'timeline' at all costs. (if that makes sense to you in your current experience)

to life!
Only Me
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Maybe if you say please...

eyebat
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that's what's missing from my smilie inventory! a 'please' smilie!

Don't panic! I'm ON IT!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Anonymous Coward (OP)
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128877


OK...now we've gone from weak to fucking LAZY.

Oh how I bow to you oh mater of cut and paste.

Link this, asshole
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:27 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
C'mon...more than 3 minites have passed and I don't know SHIT!

I really want to pack in the knowledge...so get your asses in gear
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367627


Don't smoke in bed.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 12:30 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
C'mon...more than 3 minites have passed and I don't know SHIT!

I really want to pack in the knowledge...so get your asses in gear
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367627


Don't smoke in bed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1338801


Actually...that ain't too bad

on the right track, but I've know this since I was young, so maybe it doesn't count
Carlonduty

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05/03/2011 12:30 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
Have love in your heart. Only focus on the positive, as you are what you think. You are the creator of this reality. You are ONE with the universe. Have love in your heart and negate negative thoughts as it will only reflect on you.
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05/03/2011 12:30 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:32 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
"Tell me what to eat and why.
Tell me how to take a shit and what to wipe with.
Tell me who to believe and who is truthful.
Tell me what love is and better yet, what love is."


That's what Religion does

you're in the wrong place



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Only Me
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05/03/2011 12:33 AM

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please

just checking
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:33 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
seriously OP,

you sound like a dumb fuck.

you can't just 'trust' one source for all knowledge

YOU are the lazy fuck for posting this thread.
whatever you wanna call "truth" the info is all over this website you just have to look for it.


my advice, just

be careful what you click on.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
Have love in your heart. Only focus on the positive, as you are what you think. You are the creator of this reality. You are ONE with the universe. Have love in your heart and negate negative thoughts as it will only reflect on you.
 Quoting: Carlonduty




Better Carl...but really, to a person who was raised in a home where dignity and decency abound, your statements again sound too easily arrived-at. Too obvious to most with their ego in check and their heart involved in their thought processes.

Almost like the Ten Commandments BS...most anyone outside of the hills reads them and is like "no shit"....
Stealth521

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05/03/2011 12:33 AM

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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
An optimist sees a zombie as half-alive. A pessimist sees a zombie and says "Yep, I knew this would happen."
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:35 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
Do you want to start with lasers?
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 12:35 AM
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
OP, these kinds of threads are only fun if the OP plays along and isn't a total cocksucker to everyone who answers. You wanted to bring humor to the forum, but every time someone posts something amusing, you throw it back in their face. Not cool, not funny, fuck off, try again.
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Re: I don't KNOW anything...please tell me all about EVERYTHING
"Tell me what to eat and why.
Tell me how to take a shit and what to wipe with.
Tell me who to believe and who is truthful.
Tell me what love is and better yet, what love is."


That's what Religion does

you're in the wrong place



Disclaimer:

DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ ON THIS WEBSITE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366571


THis isn't aimed at you I think...you don't sound like one of the posters here who is convinced there is an evil undercurrent behind the most mundane event.

Thanks anyways.