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SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 02:42 AM
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SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
In China, from May 1 onward, there is a "Golden Week", where many people in China will have their long vacation. My friend who works in the Chinese government, but for one of the government military department.

He visited me on April 30, but on May 1, he suddenly received a message from the gov during the night and took the next flight to Beijing... he said it was very urgent...and he looked alarmed. He said to not travel and stay put till he calls me back.

From his urgency, I can feel this is not normal. I have never seen him so scared. I've known him for 30 years.


Something big might be coming down the pipe.
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05/03/2011 02:43 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Actually he didn't sent me this... it happened.
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05/03/2011 02:43 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Invasion?
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05/03/2011 02:44 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Maybe he heard Osama was killed

or maybe the Chinese are planning to crash the dollar

or maybe your friend doesn't exist

lots of maybes. For one, how did he travel so quickly from and to Canada?
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05/03/2011 02:44 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
they are waterboarding him as we speak
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05/03/2011 02:45 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Actually he didn't sent me this... it happened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


I think you caught yourself out on your own BS
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05/03/2011 02:45 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
i thought these threads were supposed to start with "my uncle just told me..."
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05/03/2011 02:46 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Maybe he heard Osama was killed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1342506


Yeah might have been about Osama. I hope he calls me back soon.
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05/03/2011 02:47 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Actually he didn't sent me this... it happened.
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You are an idiot.
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05/03/2011 02:47 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
WEll. What happened?shockedshockedshocked
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05/03/2011 02:47 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
they are waterboarding him as we speak
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tomato
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05/03/2011 02:49 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
i thought these threads were supposed to start with "my uncle just told me..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1365609


1rof1
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Actually he didn't sent me this... it happened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


I think you caught yourself out on your own BS
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Yeah maybe I should have titled it ``they opened the chinese briefcase`` or some BS like that uh? Then it would have made a few thousands pages.


Or ``something went berserk in China``...
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05/03/2011 02:50 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
What am I supposed to do with my tomato plants?
Should I call my uncle to confirm this story?
Does anyone have an uncle, brother, son, daughter, or any other relative in the government, military, a or super secret society who can tell me what the hell to do with my tomato plants?
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05/03/2011 02:50 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
they are waterboarding him as we speak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1353166


laugh
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05/03/2011 02:51 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Actually he didn't sent me this... it happened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


I think you caught yourself out on your own BS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367790


Yeah maybe I should have titled it ``they opened the chinese briefcase`` or some BS like that uh? Then it would have made a few thousands pages.


Or ``something went berserk in China``...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


I'd actually go with that one but spell it BEZERK in all caps like that and you'll win the internets.
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05/03/2011 02:52 AM
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Actually he didn't sent me this... it happened.
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Send?....

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Is his name Uncle Mike?
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05/03/2011 02:52 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
i thought these threads were supposed to start with "my uncle just told me..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1365609


More like "Sister of my uncle's ex-girlfriends mom just told me..."

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05/03/2011 02:54 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Good try OP.... almost had us going there.
....and whatever you do, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK... no... don't do it... STOP!!!! I warned you....

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/03/2011 02:57 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Checked my emails...

He sent me one.

He says China is moving lots of troops and vehicules in the northwest.

It has to do with India and Pakistan.


But he won't say more. I'll try to get more info out of him.


But just my analysis... it might mean that they knew Osama was killed in Pakistan... and that something big might happen in Pakistan due to that... might be a big al-CIAda terrorist attack in Pakistan, nuke stolen, something big... then India might take action.

China is allied with Pakistan, so China would have to send troops in Pakistan to ``save the situation``... or attack India in case India attacks Pakistan if al-ciada does another false-flag in India...


Anyway, stay alert. India-Pakistan-China... this is where it might heat up... I don't know if it will, but the Chinese government seems it's very probable.
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05/03/2011 02:58 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Actually he didn't sent me this... it happened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


Send?....

:anusbeef:
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lol I laughed so hard it hurts.
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05/03/2011 03:01 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
What am I supposed to do with my tomato plants?
Should I call my uncle to confirm this story?
Does anyone have an uncle, brother, son, daughter, or any other relative in the government, military, a or super secret society who can tell me what the hell to do with my tomato plants?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3364


yes, my uncle is in 'that' society i cant speak of or i would be assassinated. he said to not worry about the tomato plants as long as you bought them in wal mart like a true american, as they're gmo'd against chinese radiation threat. if you grew them yourself, however you're a terrorist and will end up the way of osama!
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05/03/2011 03:02 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Wow , let's hope it's not a brick that got loose from the Great Wall of China
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05/03/2011 03:03 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Why isn't this pinned?
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05/03/2011 03:04 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
I've known him for 30 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


Aren't you a little old for this roleplaying shit? :/
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05/03/2011 03:05 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
I've known him for 30 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


Aren't you a little old for this roleplaying shit? :/
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Why, that's a coon's age.. As the crow flies.
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05/03/2011 03:06 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
they are waterboarding him as we speak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1353166


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05/03/2011 03:06 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
I've known him for 30 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


Aren't you a little old for this roleplaying shit? :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332807


It's not BS.
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05/03/2011 03:06 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
As the crow flies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1269956


Through snow.
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05/03/2011 03:09 AM
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Re: SHIT!! MY FRIEND IN CHINA SENT ME THIS...
Actually he didn't sent me this... it happened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1367787


Self debunking. Way to go!
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