Math thinks infinity and zero can be used in calculations, that's why math is gay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, whatever, but Math is just a simulation of purest pinkness, trust me.

I hold one elephant in my left hand and one cockroach in my right hand, why is my right hand so enormous?

Basically, how can you strip the ONEness (the unit-ness) that describes an elephant and apply that value to a cockroach?

Surely, there's a scalar misfit?

Or is that just me?