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Scientific reason why sex is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.

 
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Scientific reason why sex is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
Ever notice how two fairly unhealthy, kind of sick, tired, obese people can have this young, pure, healthy baby?

Why is this?

Well, its because the baby starts off with the most nutritionally dense, perfect start that it can. The egg and they sperm.

They implode together, the chemical reaction takes place... and the cells explode.

From that point on, the mother is drained of nutrients and life as most of it goes to the baby. If she doesn't get the nutrients she needs, she will get stretch marks and have teeth problems, etc.

But what does this have to do with sex?

This baby needs a good start. And the real start of any of this stuff is the guys sperm.

So basically, your sperm, and the semen, is packed full of nutrients, chemicals, hormones, you name it. PACKED!!!! full of this stuff. So packed full of the stuff, that the semen in the woman's body actually alters her hormones and the condition of her body. Google it. Google semengate. A very well respected doctor was fired for writing about it.

So... lets say you eat an ok diet. You take your vitamins. Eat your wheaties. Whatever.

But every night you have sex a couple of times with some skank.

You know what you just did?

You just shot out all the nutrients you ate for the day. All the vitamins. And your body instantly starts leaching chemicals from wherever it can. Your bones. Your brain. Your blood.

Wherever.

So that it can produce the MOST perfect sperm and semen it can.

Because that IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOUR BODY than you ARE!!

So if you have some insanely healthy, wonderful life. Its fine to shoot out all of your nutrients every night. Its fine for your body to spend half its time extracting the nutrients from what you ate, and then the other half building sperm, only to blow it all out every night.

But if you are stressed and need a boost. If you need an edge.

... keep those nutrients in your body!!!
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This is jsut a scientific way of looking at it.

Every man knows that he is drained after he drains the pipes.


And all the ancient cultures know it.


In Indian Tantra, the man is tought to have an orgasm, but do not ejaculate, because you lose the vital energy.

So only ejaculate when you have a baby.


But it is a good thing for us westerners who need more explanations.

I am now seriously contemplating learning tantra.
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Hmm I knew I recognized the title. Thread: Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
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I had a vasectomy after my second son was born. So how does this effect me?
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So should we swallow our own jizz?
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if you dont use it, you lose it. I'm sure that releasing your sperm only helps your body reproduce more.
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So should we swallow our own jizz?
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jizz makes a nice hair gel. i fap everyday just to get in a good gel on my hair.
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So should we swallow our own jizz?
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So should we swallow our own jizz?
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If you have to ask the question, then I'm sure its in your best interest.
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There is no way on earth that by ejaculating, a bloke "shoots all of his nutrients out".

Sperm makes an exceptional nutritional supplement but it is NOT one that can ever substitute a balanced diet.

One tablespoon of semen contains approx. 6 calories. It contains protein, chemicals and minerals which include water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vit. B12 and zinc. It does not, however, contain enough of any of those things to be called nutritious.

Three vitamins (C, B12 and E) are in semen and the minerals involved include calcium, magnesium, potassiu, zinc and phosphor. Ironically, it contains fructose and sorbitol too as well as proteins. Traces of cholesterol and sodium are also there.

So men, I wouldn't worry too much about getting your portion at night, you are quite safe and will not do yourself any lasting damage
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There is no way on earth that by ejaculating, a bloke "shoots all of his nutrients out".

Sperm makes an exceptional nutritional supplement but it is NOT one that can ever substitute a balanced diet.

One tablespoon of semen contains approx. 6 calories. It contains protein, chemicals and minerals which include water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vit. B12 and zinc. It does not, however, contain enough of any of those things to be called nutritious.

Three vitamins (C, B12 and E) are in semen and the minerals involved include calcium, magnesium, potassiu, zinc and phosphor. Ironically, it contains fructose and sorbitol too as well as proteins. Traces of cholesterol and sodium are also there.

So men, I wouldn't worry too much about getting your portion at night, you are quite safe and will not do yourself any lasting damage
SmileyWink
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Wow you seem to know a lot about semen. sideways
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Lol.

interesting way to look at things.
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I'm the one who posted that original one. Seems like someone copied and pasted what I wrote and changed it to "sex". Which was not what I intended when I wrote it.
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they dont call it bustin a nut for nothing.
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Make that 3 times a day I need to repeat that routine!
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There is no way on earth that by ejaculating, a bloke "shoots all of his nutrients out".

Sperm makes an exceptional nutritional supplement but it is NOT one that can ever substitute a balanced diet.

One tablespoon of semen contains approx. 6 calories. It contains protein, chemicals and minerals which include water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vit. B12 and zinc. It does not, however, contain enough of any of those things to be called nutritious.

Three vitamins (C, B12 and E) are in semen and the minerals involved include calcium, magnesium, potassiu, zinc and phosphor. Ironically, it contains fructose and sorbitol too as well as proteins. Traces of cholesterol and sodium are also there.

So men, I wouldn't worry too much about getting your portion at night, you are quite safe and will not do yourself any lasting damage
SmileyWink
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Wow you seem to know a lot about semen. sideways
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No, I just googled it and saw what arose :D
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Anyone ever been jacking off and cum with such fury and force that some of the semen shot on your face?
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Not a bad way to go out.
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So men, I wouldn't worry too much about getting your portion at night, you are quite safe and will not do yourself any lasting damage
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hahaha, are you sure?

semen is the most powerful substance in the universe. a man able to preserve and transmute his seminal energy can become a god on Earth.

at least you acknowledge that there may be some damage involved. well, a little damage every now and then can very well add up to a lasting damage. Why do you think the death rate of men is higher than for women? Because they consistently waste their seminal reserves even during their elder years.
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So men, I wouldn't worry too much about getting your portion at night, you are quite safe and will not do yourself any lasting damage
SmileyWink
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hahaha, are you sure?

semen is the most powerful substance in the universe. a man able to preserve and transmute his seminal energy can become a god on Earth.

at least you acknowledge that there may be some damage involved. well, a little damage every now and then can very well add up to a lasting damage. Why do you think the death rate of men is higher than for women? Because they consistently waste their seminal reserves even during their elder years.
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Pah, that is nothing compared to what the mighty woman can do.

After getting some, she can end up becoming two people!

:::::::::;runs off:::::::::::
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Re: Scientific reason why sex is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
This is jsut a scientific way of looking at it.

Every man knows that he is drained after he drains the pipes.


And all the ancient cultures know it.


In Indian Tantra, the man is tought to have an orgasm, but do not ejaculate, because you lose the vital energy.

So only ejaculate when you have a baby.


But it is a good thing for us westerners who need more explanations.

I am now seriously contemplating learning tantra.
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Orgasm without cum? Im intrigued please go on!
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There is no way on earth that by ejaculating, a bloke "shoots all of his nutrients out".

Sperm makes an exceptional nutritional supplement but it is NOT one that can ever substitute a balanced diet.

One tablespoon of semen contains approx. 6 calories. It contains protein, chemicals and minerals which include water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vit. B12 and zinc. It does not, however, contain enough of any of those things to be called nutritious.

Three vitamins (C, B12 and E) are in semen and the minerals involved include calcium, magnesium, potassiu, zinc and phosphor. Ironically, it contains fructose and sorbitol too as well as proteins. Traces of cholesterol and sodium are also there.

So men, I wouldn't worry too much about getting your portion at night, you are quite safe and will not do yourself any lasting damage
SmileyWink
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I'm gonna take this chics word for it, the rest of your homo's can stick with getting none.
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This is jsut a scientific way of looking at it.

Every man knows that he is drained after he drains the pipes.


And all the ancient cultures know it.


In Indian Tantra, the man is tought to have an orgasm, but do not ejaculate, because you lose the vital energy.

So only ejaculate when you have a baby.


But it is a good thing for us westerners who need more explanations.

I am now seriously contemplating learning tantra.
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Orgasm without cum? Im intrigued please go on!
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That's like take a shit, but don't shit. This one for MYTHBUSTERS. banana2
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There is no way on earth that by ejaculating, a bloke "shoots all of his nutrients out".

Sperm makes an exceptional nutritional supplement but it is NOT one that can ever substitute a balanced diet.

One tablespoon of semen contains approx. 6 calories. It contains protein, chemicals and minerals which include water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vit. B12 and zinc. It does not, however, contain enough of any of those things to be called nutritious.

Three vitamins (C, B12 and E) are in semen and the minerals involved include calcium, magnesium, potassiu, zinc and phosphor. Ironically, it contains fructose and sorbitol too as well as proteins. Traces of cholesterol and sodium are also there.

So men, I wouldn't worry too much about getting your portion at night, you are quite safe and will not do yourself any lasting damage
SmileyWink
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


I'm gonna take this chics word for it, the rest of your homo's can stick with getting none.
 Quoting: Hooch


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Pah, that is nothing compared to what the mighty woman can do.

After getting some, she can end up becoming two people!

:::::::::;runs off:::::::::::
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


what the woman does is indeed more impressive on the surface. that's why all the dumb people think that women hold the power to "create" life etc.

but they forget that she can't do shit by herself. she needs the miraculous factor contained in semen for that, and in every case a single ejaculation costs a huge amount of vital energy from the man. Not every man will agree with me because (1) they are addicted to sex or (2) they are already critically depleted and thus cannot really tell when they lose more energy. I mean, what is one more needle on a drug addict's arm?

I won't deny that wOmen are also necessary for the life creation process, but it seems that our culture has lost its respect for the man's role, which may be subtle on the surface but is vital underneath.
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Pah, that is nothing compared to what the mighty woman can do.

After getting some, she can end up becoming two people!

:::::::::;runs off:::::::::::
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


what the woman does is indeed more impressive on the surface. that's why all the dumb people think that women hold the power to "create" life etc.

but they forget that she can't do shit by herself. she needs the miraculous factor contained in semen for that, and in every case a single ejaculation costs a huge amount of vital energy from the man. Not every man will agree with me because (1) they are addicted to sex or (2) they are already critically depleted and thus cannot really tell when they lose more energy. I mean, what is one more needle on a drug addict's arm?

I won't deny that wOmen are also necessary for the life creation process, but it seems that our culture has lost its respect for the man's role, which may be subtle on the surface but is vital underneath.
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So when's the last time you shot a load? Do you have god powers now because you haven't cum in a long time?
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Maybe holding in your load makes you like a priest.

Right, they cannot masturbate, nor can they have sex.


So, the more I masturbate - the less I want little boys.


...Simple!
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wait so why/what do women ejaculate?
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wait so why/what do women ejaculate?
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That's no woman - it's a man MAN!!!!


Haha - j/k.

I actually dated a 'squirter' for a while - A little bizarre if you ask me.

Was hot in the beginning, just found it to be a mess at the end...
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There is no way on earth that by ejaculating, a bloke "shoots all of his nutrients out".

Sperm makes an exceptional nutritional supplement but it is NOT one that can ever substitute a balanced diet.

One tablespoon of semen contains approx. 6 calories. It contains protein, chemicals and minerals which include water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vit. B12 and zinc. It does not, however, contain enough of any of those things to be called nutritious.

Three vitamins (C, B12 and E) are in semen and the minerals involved include calcium, magnesium, potassiu, zinc and phosphor. Ironically, it contains fructose and sorbitol too as well as proteins. Traces of cholesterol and sodium are also there.

So men, I wouldn't worry too much about getting your portion at night, you are quite safe and will not do yourself any lasting damage
SmileyWink
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Your knowledge of my candy rain is humbling. I had an ex with quite an interest in what is going into her body as well. Once she got to the point of trying to choose my diet to change the taste... I humored her for a while but it became so regimental that I had to put it to a stop. According to her... there were very noticeable results. Another example of "You are what you eat" =oD

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