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You know you're a GLP addict when...

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/03/2011 06:54 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
You believe glp is especially monitored by high govenment officials. And say - really im not paranoid.
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05/03/2011 06:54 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you call the mailman a "snailtard"

People are referred to as sheeple.

You introduce yourself to strangers as your GLP name.

You have custom stationary and business cards with your avatar picture and GLP url.
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05/03/2011 07:01 PM

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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
I call people morans all the time.
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05/03/2011 07:18 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
Very good answers so far!

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05/04/2011 01:39 AM

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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
You have custom stationary and business cards with your avatar picture and GLP url.
 Quoting: Nrg 498050


Hey, not a bad idea! 1rof1

And yes I type the smilies from memory without looking!

Here are some ones I know

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Anonymous Coward
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05/04/2011 01:54 AM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you are dreaming about dating superagent shill lady
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05/04/2011 02:07 AM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you wrap your electronics in tin foil because somebody screams SUN DOOM!

You run outside screaming and beating on you male or female BFF's house talking PANIC SEX, IT'S THE END.
Strictlyhonest.com

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05/04/2011 02:22 AM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you dedicate the bottom of your screen with a GLP news ticker:

[link to img18.imageshack.us]

:)
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05/04/2011 10:22 AM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
You believe glp is especially monitored by high govenment officials. And say - really im not paranoid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202966


When you are dreaming about dating superagent shill lady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1368571


Good ones! :)

When you try to remote view your profilers. iamwith

Last Edited by Least Servant on 05/04/2011 10:23 AM
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05/04/2011 01:18 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you dedicate the bottom of your screen with a GLP news ticker:

[link to img18.imageshack.us]

:)
 Quoting: Strictlyhonest.com


Whoa.
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06/17/2011 03:21 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
bump
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06/17/2011 03:25 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you spend a full ten hours a day on it.
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06/17/2011 03:28 PM
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You know you're a GLP addict when...

you spend your last ten bucks on GLP Membership fees. ballandchain

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10/05/2011 01:47 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
If you've gone through more than one F5 key you might by a GLP addict.
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bump
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10/05/2011 02:07 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you find yourself in a packed restaurant sitting at a table alone browsing GLP at lunch time while on the road.

Me right now! lol
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10/05/2011 02:10 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
...you look forward again and all you still fucking see is a computer screen with the GLP forum right in front of you 24/7... That is the truth
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2011 02:11 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
...your Doctor confirms you're a lunatic
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10/05/2011 02:13 PM

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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you stop watching the news and come to GLP for all of your information.
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10/05/2011 02:17 PM

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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
When you stop to figure out what 6/2(1+2) really equals
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2011 02:37 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
You check out the GLP for your daily doom rush!
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10/25/2011 12:18 AM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
bump for the addicts.
Nickadeemus

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10/25/2011 12:22 AM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
You wake up in a dead sweat, because some jerkweed that just shit in his own sock, tells you he's gonna give you bad karma every week until he's dead or you quit the site. GLPMares....

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10/25/2011 12:31 AM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
...you see that Texas is now winning the World Series and you immediately begin to wonder if George W. Bush had something to do with it.
Gur ubhe vf nyzbfg ng unaq.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2011 02:22 AM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
...You refresh the USGS earthquake list every 30 minutes or so. ;)
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01/24/2012 03:46 PM
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01/24/2012 03:49 PM

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01/24/2012 05:42 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
...You refresh the USGS earthquake list every 30 minutes or so. ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4472362


.....when this all makes sense, lol.
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01/24/2012 05:45 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
you start brining meals to the computer, and akwardly eat and surf GLP at the same time without saying "wait a minute wtf am I doing??"
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02/16/2012 03:27 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
You wake up in a dead sweat, because some jerkweed that just shit in his own sock, tells you he's gonna give you bad karma every week until he's dead or you quit the site. GLPMares....

Nick®
 Quoting: Nickadeemus


chuckle
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08/29/2012 02:22 PM
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Re: You know you're a GLP addict when...
Your new friends with whom you comunicate with daily are Doominatrix, Suns of Nibori, TheDoominator and MaximusDoominus and they re nice and send flowers. hf

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