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Chinese Scientists State That Behind Elenin Comes A UFO

 
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Here is something I wrote a few weeks ago, with no intentional relation to this at all, Ironic that this coincides with what is going on.


There are four horseman released with the seals. There comes first the White horse, which I think is Islam. With the power to conquer. Then the Red horse, which with all the uprisings and riots and warring going on, to take peace from the earth. Now there is the Black horse, which is economical, in the fact that food prices should rise, at the cost to oil and wine. Then follows the Pale horse, which has yet to really come, but, will bear death from all angles, with war and hunger, with disease and strife wrought with revolution and survival. Makes sense because this is the after effect of a collapsing global economy and soaring food prices, with the revolutionary state of America and the wars that are fermenting around the world, this horse will be riding very soon, I think within the next 2 to 3 months.The fifth seal, this shows that there are those in Christ, that have died for their faith and belief in Him and hold true to God and Jesus's glory, though they are the dead, they are told that the time is near, but, that they can rest a while longer. When the sixth seal is undone, is shows those who were sealed, the 144,000. Also it speaks of those who will come from the Great Tribulation, as they have yet to come out of it, they will be lead by the Lord on their quest to salvation and the saving of others. I will be one of those. I know this to be so, I know there will be others like me enduring these trials. So that we are still here when the angels sound their horns, we will witness much devastation. The seventh seal then breaks, which entails many of the earth changes that are coming very soon. The thing I find perplexing is that when the angels use the trumpets, I see these things very possible, like with the oil leak in the ocean, is not oil nothing but blood, really old blood? Did it not kill off much life in the ocean, at least within that area? How bout what is going on in Japan, with the reactors? If one goes, they all go. Imagine the blast... it is said by scientists that each reactor has enough nuclear material to produce 1,000 Hiroshima bombs, that's 6,000 altogether! That would be heard round the would and the entire planet would feel it. Then you have the fallout to contend with as well as varying environmental aspects, such as toxic rain, unpredictable wind cycles, nuclear winter, floating ash, radioactive food contamination, unproductive crops,etc. There could be a massive tsunami spawned from it as well as earthquakes, this is theoretical of course, but, very possible. Going back to the angels, well, that is where we are showered with debris and things from space. I have dreamed of these long before now, I'm talking years(ten to twelve years). In my dreams I have seen these meteors slamming into the ground as if pillars of fire, I have dreamed of the bottomless pit being opened, perhaps like aliens, though more of the essence of demons, aliens like from the movie "Aliens", I feel this is much more accurate in description, I have dreamed of a great beast/dragon/demon/alien, not sure what to call it, came out with the pillars from the sky, which looked like bullets cutting through water, though they were large, it seemed like a portal was opened and out spewed an invasion upon the earth and I heard the screams of millions of people, like that unto fear. I was gripped with fear at this, seeing this before me. The Large one, say the dragon, had many heads, came from the portal, as well as all the others. Relating to what I was in the first part of this, I believe Revelation is unfolding right before us.
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"Chinese Scientists also say that the dried eyeballs of the aliens will increase male fertility and stamina by 1000% maximum power! long time!"
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And reverse the effects of poison drywall.
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Here is something I wrote a few weeks ago, with no intentional relation to this at all, Ironic that this coincides with what is going on.


There are four horseman released with the seals. There comes first the White horse, which I think is Islam. With the power to conquer. Then the Red horse, which with all the uprisings and riots and warring going on, to take peace from the earth. Now there is the Black horse, which is economical, in the fact that food prices should rise, at the cost to oil and wine. Then follows the Pale horse, which has yet to really come, but, will bear death from all angles, with war and hunger, with disease and strife wrought with revolution and survival. Makes sense because this is the after effect of a collapsing global economy and soaring food prices, with the revolutionary state of America and the wars that are fermenting around the world, this horse will be riding very soon, I think within the next 2 to 3 months.The fifth seal, this shows that there are those in Christ, that have died for their faith and belief in Him and hold true to God and Jesus's glory, though they are the dead, they are told that the time is near, but, that they can rest a while longer. When the sixth seal is undone, is shows those who were sealed, the 144,000. Also it speaks of those who will come from the Great Tribulation, as they have yet to come out of it, they will be lead by the Lord on their quest to salvation and the saving of others. I will be one of those. I know this to be so, I know there will be others like me enduring these trials. So that we are still here when the angels sound their horns, we will witness much devastation. The seventh seal then breaks, which entails many of the earth changes that are coming very soon. The thing I find perplexing is that when the angels use the trumpets, I see these things very possible, like with the oil leak in the ocean, is not oil nothing but blood, really old blood? Did it not kill off much life in the ocean, at least within that area? How bout what is going on in Japan, with the reactors? If one goes, they all go. Imagine the blast... it is said by scientists that each reactor has enough nuclear material to produce 1,000 Hiroshima bombs, that's 6,000 altogether! That would be heard round the would and the entire planet would feel it. Then you have the fallout to contend with as well as varying environmental aspects, such as toxic rain, unpredictable wind cycles, nuclear winter, floating ash, radioactive food contamination, unproductive crops,etc. There could be a massive tsunami spawned from it as well as earthquakes, this is theoretical of course, but, very possible. Going back to the angels, well, that is where we are showered with debris and things from space. I have dreamed of these long before now, I'm talking years(ten to twelve years). In my dreams I have seen these meteors slamming into the ground as if pillars of fire, I have dreamed of the bottomless pit being opened, perhaps like aliens, though more of the essence of demons, aliens like from the movie "Aliens", I feel this is much more accurate in description, I have dreamed of a great beast/dragon/demon/alien, not sure what to call it, came out with the pillars from the sky, which looked like bullets cutting through water, though they were large, it seemed like a portal was opened and out spewed an invasion upon the earth and I heard the screams of millions of people, like that unto fear. I was gripped with fear at this, seeing this before me. The Large one, say the dragon, had many heads, came from the portal, as well as all the others. Relating to what I was in the first part of this, I believe Revelation is unfolding right before us.
 Quoting: Firastorm 1330696


I fell asleep after the second sentence with all that nonsense rambling
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But it goes so far away from the sun. I would think it would just keep going straight and not come back to us.

Can you list me some more long range orbit comets that have the identical orbit or close to it?

Something has to be directing it back at us.
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Its final perturbed eccentricity will be less than 1, thus it will return. Orbital mechanics 101. Hale-Bopp was another example. Nothing is directing it back at us.
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what a load of shit!
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It's typical sorcha faal speak.
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ANOTHER Chinese news....new variety of AIDS!....simply show it and posted here Thread: [WARNING]Highly contagious mystery virus with AIDS-like symptoms quickly spreading throughout China
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Sorcha Faal aka David Booth the infamous internet hoaxer. These stories are written to a formula - usually mentioning reports prepared by scientists for some high up Russian or Chinese agency.
BS.
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Just making sure, it goes were it's suppose too
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ANOTHER Chinese news....new variety of AIDS!....simply show it and posted here Thread: [WARNING]Highly contagious mystery virus with AIDS-like symptoms quickly spreading throughout China
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So even more fags are going to die?
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someone got a screen shot of the NASA employees chatting about Elenin (NASA buzzroom).
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Wrong. Buzzroom simply collected videos automatically based on tags and keywords. It sometimes collected things as off the wall as willy wonka songs. It also collected some of the Elenin conspiracy videos that have flooded youtube. NASA critics were not happy about this as people just like you started claiming NASA was endorsing or even behind these videos.
[link to nasawatch.com]
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In September come the aliens, the Argentine astronomer says,

Subsequently, Toscano joined the conspiracy theories so prevalent. According to the scientist, four hours after the explosive spread news, the news site was almost sabotaged by NASA, "saying that what the Chinese said was just a joke from a British newspaper for the April Fool's Day."

Subsequently, according to NASA addressed the phenomenon. "They realize that something is not working well and the first thing he did was to remove the web page where they gave information about it," reported, attributing the martyrs of the information to hack the U.S. space agency, not a decision of Chinese shame, says contexto.com.ar

According to the latest data handled by the astronomer, the comet - or whatever, will pass within about 60 000 km. away, five times less than the distance of the moon, so he asked "what are five thousand building fallout shelters in Russia," thus implying that the Russians are very aware of what is happening, and do not want the kite -or whatever-the grip guard.

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According to the latest data handled by the astronomer, the comet - or whatever, will pass within about 60 000 km. away, five times less than the distance of the moon, so he asked "what are five thousand building fallout shelters in Russia," thus implying that the Russians are very aware of what is happening, and do not want the kite -or whatever-the grip guard.
 Quoting: Jayoung


It's right where its published orbit says it should be. That wouldn't be the case if it were going to pass within 60,000 km of earth instead of about a quarter of an astronomical unit.
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According to the latest data handled by the astronomer, the comet - or whatever, will pass within about 60 000 km. away, five times less than the distance of the moon, so he asked "what are five thousand building fallout shelters in Russia," thus implying that the Russians are very aware of what is happening, and do not want the kite -or whatever-the grip guard.
 Quoting: Jayoung


It's right where its published orbit says it should be. That wouldn't be the case if it were going to pass within 60,000 km of earth instead of about a quarter of an astronomical unit.
 Quoting: Astronut


Thanks Astro, u know alot more about this then i do. lets just hope it stays on course...
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what about this Astro...

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According to the latest data handled by the astronomer, the comet - or whatever, will pass within about 60 000 km. away, five times less than the distance of the moon, so he asked "what are five thousand building fallout shelters in Russia," thus implying that the Russians are very aware of what is happening, and do not want the kite -or whatever-the grip guard.
 Quoting: Jayoung


It's right where its published orbit says it should be. That wouldn't be the case if it were going to pass within 60,000 km of earth instead of about a quarter of an astronomical unit.
 Quoting: Astronut


Thanks Astro, u know alot more about this then i do. lets just hope it stays on course...
 Quoting: Jayoung


It would take a profoundly large course deviation to put it on a collision course with earth at this point. I'd have to run the numbers, but I strongly suspect the answer would be that the delta-v would be so large that any collision large enough to cause that much delta-v to be imparted would shatter the comet.
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what about this Astro...
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That looks about right. He reports perigee as being .232 U.A. (AU) which is within 1% of the accepted value. Bear in mind this only shows you a 2 dimensional overhead perspective, it does not show you the full story.
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That looks about right. He reports perigee as being .232 U.A. (AU) which is within 1% of the accepted value. Bear in mind this only shows you a 2 dimensional overhead perspective, it does not show you the full story.
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Thanks again Astro
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[link to www.youtube.com]

"They say a comet proceeds them, these world destroyers." -- Imam
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someone got a screen shot of the NASA employees chatting about Elenin (NASA buzzroom).
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Wrong. Buzzroom simply collected videos automatically based on tags and keywords. It sometimes collected things as off the wall as willy wonka songs. It also collected some of the Elenin conspiracy videos that have flooded youtube. NASA critics were not happy about this as people just like you started claiming NASA was endorsing or even behind these videos.
[link to nasawatch.com]
 Quoting: Astronut


I don't know anything about anything...I wasn't claiming NASA was endorsing or behind any video's (I have no clue what NASA is doing or not doing). I only mentioned what I saw or had read from someone's video. I provided information and then it's up to that person to look at it and make up their own mind. I think it's rude for you to say "people just like you"...you don't even know me. I was just adding my input to the conversation. You obviously know way more than I do, but you can be nice about it and not be such a jerk.
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Track-A-Nasa scientist.com
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how can you respect an alien that doesn't have his own ride?
Hitching a ride onto a meteor? Cheapskates.
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bump
 Quoting: Jayoung


We are all in for something spectacular! Whatever it is, I'm sure we will all be effected in some shape or form.
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It's all just a bunch of hearsay now. I can't find ANY sites linking Serigio Toscano to the China Space Agency or space or China AT ALL, other than dozens of conspiracy theory sites repeating eachother like a bunch of sourceless parots. I remain completely skeptical of that report.
 Quoting: Sheilaaliens


+1
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Makes sense .. cool way to get from a to b hop a ride on a massive comet ... then break away once you enter a habitual system .. I would imagine you could harness the energy of the commet to support life support systems, you would not need any propulsion the commet looks after that and buried in the pipe of the tail you would be protected from inter stella crap
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Chariots of the gods?

Maybe that's why the ancients considered them harbingers of doom.
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*having panic sex with tomato plants*
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In other words you're making ketchup...
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Here is something I wrote a few weeks ago, with no intentional relation to this at all, Ironic that this coincides with what is going on.


There are four horseman released with the seals. There comes first the White horse, which I think is Islam. With the power to conquer. Then the Red horse, which with all the uprisings and riots and warring going on, to take peace from the earth. Now there is the Black horse, which is economical, in the fact that food prices should rise, at the cost to oil and wine. Then follows the Pale horse, which has yet to really come, but, will bear death from all angles, with war and hunger, with disease and strife wrought with revolution and survival. Makes sense because this is the after effect of a collapsing global economy and soaring food prices, with the revolutionary state of America and the wars that are fermenting around the world, this horse will be riding very soon, I think within the next 2 to 3 months.The fifth seal, this shows that there are those in Christ, that have died for their faith and belief in Him and hold true to God and Jesus's glory, though they are the dead, they are told that the time is near, but, that they can rest a while longer. When the sixth seal is undone, is shows those who were sealed, the 144,000. Also it speaks of those who will come from the Great Tribulation, as they have yet to come out of it, they will be lead by the Lord on their quest to salvation and the saving of others. I will be one of those. I know this to be so, I know there will be others like me enduring these trials. So that we are still here when the angels sound their horns, we will witness much devastation. The seventh seal then breaks, which entails many of the earth changes that are coming very soon. The thing I find perplexing is that when the angels use the trumpets, I see these things very possible, like with the oil leak in the ocean, is not oil nothing but blood, really old blood? Did it not kill off much life in the ocean, at least within that area? How bout what is going on in Japan, with the reactors? If one goes, they all go. Imagine the blast... it is said by scientists that each reactor has enough nuclear material to produce 1,000 Hiroshima bombs, that's 6,000 altogether! That would be heard round the would and the entire planet would feel it. Then you have the fallout to contend with as well as varying environmental aspects, such as toxic rain, unpredictable wind cycles, nuclear winter, floating ash, radioactive food contamination, unproductive crops,etc. There could be a massive tsunami spawned from it as well as earthquakes, this is theoretical of course, but, very possible. Going back to the angels, well, that is where we are showered with debris and things from space. I have dreamed of these long before now, I'm talking years(ten to twelve years). In my dreams I have seen these meteors slamming into the ground as if pillars of fire, I have dreamed of the bottomless pit being opened, perhaps like aliens, though more of the essence of demons, aliens like from the movie "Aliens", I feel this is much more accurate in description, I have dreamed of a great beast/dragon/demon/alien, not sure what to call it, came out with the pillars from the sky, which looked like bullets cutting through water, though they were large, it seemed like a portal was opened and out spewed an invasion upon the earth and I heard the screams of millions of people, like that unto fear. I was gripped with fear at this, seeing this before me. The Large one, say the dragon, had many heads, came from the portal, as well as all the others. Relating to what I was in the first part of this, I believe Revelation is unfolding right before us.
 Quoting: Firastorm 1330696


Lol im not even going to read it, paragraphs. Plus all you have done is quoted fool. If this was truly from your own head it wouldnt read like ancient text.
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For those who believe to get something official on GLP....so here is NASA guys at JPL: [link to www.jpl.nasa.gov]

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For those who believe to get something official on GLP....so here is NASA guys at JPL: [link to www.jpl.nasa.gov]
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and for those lazy fellas who have trouble reading articles are always welcomed to listen:


Last Edited by PhotonTransporterBeam on 05/05/2011 01:43 PM
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