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Pakistan Army Fires on Indian Troops

 
Anonymous Coward
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This stuff has been going on for years over Kashmir.

China, India, Pakistan and the people of Kashmir all believe
they should control the city. Three wars and hundreds of skirmishes later, it is still the same old crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371866


It is not the same old Crap.

Have you been to India lately?

They are fixing for a fight. Indian Nationalism is on the rise. Those hundreds of million peasants in India look on enviously as their counterparts in neighbouring countries have seen their standards of living increase in recent years. They want the same thing.

Kashmir is nothing. India will soon start Wars it can not win.
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pakistan controls china and america.Not a single country except india have guts to tackle pakistan but every time india tries to beat shit out of paki asses,they hide behind america.
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Easily the most insane thing I've seen yet on GLP. I haven't been around that long, but WTF indeed?
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05/06/2011 05:37 AM
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Fuck Pakistan and India I hope they both nuke the shit out of each other.
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yes and because we aren't getting enough radiation
contamination from Japan yet.


let's just get it over with
we all know it's coming anyway.

:fcksht:
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III WORLD WAR - START ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366933


India is the biggest threat to World Peace.

Too bad, most westerners are fixated on false threats from Arab and Mid-Eastern Countries, and China and Russia.

India will start the next major World War in a battle for resources.

Western Governments should reconsider their alliances. It is absurd for America to allign itself with India as that is where the biggest thread to Western interests will soon come from.
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look whos saying.A country who intimidates others,where organs are harvested by the police,where you cant even protest

How many wars has india started?

NONE
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05/06/2011 05:43 AM
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mao killed more than stalin or hitler and you worship that evil scum
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05/06/2011 06:54 AM
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Pakistani troops opened heavy gunfire on Indian positions in the Poonch sector of Jammu and Kashmir on Thursday evening, an army officer said.

[link to daily.bhaskar.com]
 Quoting: CXT


any response from the Indians?
 Quoting: godzilla85 1077295


if they're the indians, are the paki's the cowboys?
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05/06/2011 07:00 AM
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First Drone Strike since Bin Laden has occured...

US drone strike kills 10 in Datta khel

Updated 1 hour ago

MIRANSHAH: US drone aircraft fired missiles into a house in North Waziristan region on Friday, killing at least ten people, local intelligence officials said.

It was the first US drone strike in Pakistan since US forces killed Osama bin Laden in a commando raid in Abbottabad on May 2.

[link to www.thenews.com.pk]
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Also, keep your eye on this...

In the Indian state of Jammu & Kashmir, the construction work on the controversial 330 MW Kishen Ganga power project will start soon, after being defunct for eighteen years. Recently, the project was awarded to Hindustan Construction Company (HCC) with a timeline of seven years. The 330 MW Kishanganga hydro-electric power project involves damming of Kishanganga or Neelam River and the proposed 103 metre reservoir will submerge some parts of the Gurez valley of India. The water of Kishen Ganga River will be diverted through a 27 kilometre tunnel dug through the mountains to Bandipore where it will join the Wular Lake and then Jhelum River.

Similarly, Pakistan has decided to construct a 969 MW hydro power project across the Jhelum; the country has placed the project in the hands of a Chinese consortium. Pakistan claims that the Indian dam project will violate the Indus Waters Treaty and has threatened to begin formal arbitration proceedings against India over the matter

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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World Court seeks Pak reply by July 15

Friday, May 06, 2011

ISLAMABAD: The International Court of Arbitration, constituted by the United Nations for hearing the Kishanganga Dam project case, has asked Pakistan to submit its reply until 15 July.

According to a private TV channel, experts said that Pakistan would submit its reply in the first week of July and after that, India would submit its reply within six months. It claimed that India had completed 43 percent work on the dam and would try to complete up to 50 percent, so that it could get favour according to the law.

Pakistan has objected to the project, saying that the project not only deprives it of priority rights over the river but also hit agriculture sector and power generation capacity of the country. Pakistan is facing problems in implementation of the 969MW Neelum Jhlem Hydropower Project being built with the help of China.

[link to www.thenews.com.pk]

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scheming
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05/06/2011 07:04 AM
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Fuck you dumbass cannuck, please keep your pussy thoughts in your pussy country. Thanks.

Zionist?! WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1269956


at least you said please. i assure you, we're not all pussies... in fact, i'm willing to bet a higher percent of canadians would know what to do in a crisis, than americans. although, i can't speak too certainly about our west coast.

just because someone knows how to say "fuck you, i'm free" and operate a gun does not mean they are exempt from the term "pussy."

to that point, aren't we being pussies fighting over nationality, when all governments are bullshit? i mean, come on... the people of the world can take care of ourselves; the tech is there, the access to information is available but grossly controlled to avoid such things. if a few good people step up and show people how to survive, the people can get by, i'm sure of it. i mean, it's not like we're pussies or anything. :/

and if you don't understand the zionist theories, you might want to become a little more versed in alternate possible realities.

i'm on the fence on whether i expect nuclear reactions... but that's only because i know expectation effects outcome.
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Like your style Canada.
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III WORLD WAR - START ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366933


India is the biggest threat to World Peace.

Too bad, most westerners are fixated on false threats from Arab and Mid-Eastern Countries, and China and Russia.

India will start the next major World War in a battle for resources.

Western Governments should reconsider their alliances. It is absurd for America to allign itself with India as that is where the biggest thread to Western interests will soon come from.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372305


India is not a threat Nor is China. They are emerging powers. The real and Current threat with the real and existing power based at the Pentagram.

The current issue is designed to incite Pakistan and the Region to war all for the benefit of the present world power who's empire is in a state of decay.

It's currency challenged, it's power sold off and it's REAL estate in duress.

The Empire is crumbling.

The idiots in charge are desperate and the only thing holding back WW4 is the tolerance displayed by China, India and Russia because they know the end is nigh and they toy with the monster in it's last gasps at domination.
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05/06/2011 07:32 AM
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The whole idea is to get Pakistan and India into a blazing war.
And its begun.
So it begins. This time for real>>>

Note the force in Hamid's voice. They are for real.
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yes, i smell the stench of cia in this.
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The Empire is crumbling.

The idiots in charge are desperate and the only thing holding back WW4 is the tolerance displayed by China, India and Russia because they know the end is nigh and they toy with the monster in it's last gasps at domination.
 Quoting: QUANTA 1369522


ohyeah
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05/06/2011 07:47 AM
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III WORLD WAR - START ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366933


India is the biggest threat to World Peace.

Too bad, most westerners are fixated on false threats from Arab and Mid-Eastern Countries, and China and Russia.

India will start the next major World War in a battle for resources.

Western Governments should reconsider their alliances. It is absurd for America to allign itself with India as that is where the biggest thread to Western interests will soon come from.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372305


Haha, what are u man?? India is a bigger threat than Arab world?? U must be eating too many dogs there in china these days! India is biggest threat to Western interests- LOL!

China is the biggest threat to every country on this world. They have got a huge army, a non-democratic government, ICBM's and lots of firepower. They are busy buying off all the natural resources in various countries.
You, who captured Tibet by force, and torments the ethnic Tibetans, u are saying this??
Give me a goddamn fuckin' break from this lunatic!
whatever
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This stuff has been going on for years over Kashmir.

China, India, Pakistan and the people of Kashmir all believe
they should control the city. Three wars and hundreds of skirmishes later, it is still the same old crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371866


It is not the same old Crap.

Have you been to India lately?

They are fixing for a fight. Indian Nationalism is on the rise. Those hundreds of million peasants in India look on enviously as their counterparts in neighbouring countries have seen their standards of living increase in recent years. They want the same thing.

Kashmir is nothing. India will soon start Wars it can not win.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372305


You are right, ppl here are ready for a war because they are sick of repeated terrorist attacks from Islamic Pakistan & the unchecked land-grabbing of Indian territory by the Chinese Commie bastards!
See u guys in hell!
rocket macgun macgun 343
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This stuff has been going on for years over Kashmir.

China, India, Pakistan and the people of Kashmir all believe
they should control the city. Three wars and hundreds of skirmishes later, it is still the same old crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371866


It is not the same old Crap.

Have you been to India lately?

They are fixing for a fight. Indian Nationalism is on the rise. Those hundreds of million peasants in India look on enviously as their counterparts in neighbouring countries have seen their standards of living increase in recent years. They want the same thing.

Kashmir is nothing. India will soon start Wars it can not win.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372305


I think the plan is to let the Indians, Chinese, Russians, and Pakistanis blow each other all to hell without interfering.
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05/06/2011 08:53 AM
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How many wars has india started?

NONE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366089


Not quite. What about the Sino-Indian War of 1962, or the Annexation of Goa in 1961?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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05/06/2011 09:13 AM
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How many wars has india started?

NONE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366089


Not quite. What about the Sino-Indian War of 1962, or the Annexation of Goa in 1961?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Get a fuckin life u Chinese agent!
whatever
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05/06/2011 09:16 AM
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How many wars has india started?

NONE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366089


Not quite. What about the Sino-Indian War of 1962, or the Annexation of Goa in 1961?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372470


Get a fuckin life u Chinese agent!
whatever
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Keep spreading your propaganda.
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05/06/2011 11:17 AM

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You ignorant retards...

No idea about history or life at all.

KASHMIR you fucking idiots. It's always like this there. And no, it doesn't lead to the nuclear armageddon you soulless fuckmonkeys crave so badly.

skull_fing
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I like that..souless fuckmonkey..
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame.
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III WORLD WAR - START ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366933


India is the biggest threat to World Peace.

Too bad, most westerners are fixated on false threats from Arab and Mid-Eastern Countries, and China and Russia.

India will start the next major World War in a battle for resources.

Western Governments should reconsider their alliances. It is absurd for America to align itself with India as that is where the biggest thread to Western interests will soon come from.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372305


gee.i never knew this.as far i know,china have purchased most of mineral in world and it has blackmailed japan based on its vast reserves of rare earths.Chinese military first in world in numbers.they might have crappy weapons but they have those weapons in vast numbers.
china have invaded India and is claiming many parts of india as its own.china have also taken major chunk of Uzbekistan,Russia,Mongolia.only Vietnam fxxxd china in their ass in 1978-1980.as per not so secret documents china considers India,Bangladesh,Nepal,Bhutan,af-pak as its own territories.
so Chinese man or american/paki masquerading as chinese;india is far less danger to world than china
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How many wars has india started?

NONE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366089


Not quite. What about the Sino-Indian War of 1962, or the Annexation of Goa in 1961?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372470


you mean to say India attacked its own territory which was forcefully taken by Portuguese?It's like australia attacking perth if it was invaded by some foreign nation.what kind of logic is this? you also mean to say India attacked china and donated half of kashmir.sound too fishy to me.better suck those frog legs,paki-american-australian-chinese person
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pakistan controls china and america.Not a single country except india have guts to tackle pakistan but every time india tries to beat shit out of paki asses,they hide behind america.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372291


Easily the most insane thing I've seen yet on GLP. I haven't been around that long, but WTF indeed?
 Quoting: JLXC


we try to please.But my point is not wrong.Pakistan is like dog leading two masters.Pakis control america and china through it manipulations.Both superpowers then donate vast sums of money,weapons,technology,free consulting and all of it ends in swiss and english banks.Some of the help ends in hands of terrorists which use it to fight against china and america.so my point is totally correct.
just losen your hold and we will end of paki terror forever.
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Pakistani troops opened heavy gunfire on Indian positions in the Poonch sector of Jammu and Kashmir on Thursday evening, an army officer said.

[link to daily.bhaskar.com]
 Quoting: CXT


Happens all the time in that area,so what? I would be more concerned about U.S killing families around the world for years on end
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This is a resource war.

India is being targeted because it has the largest population with a very high density. This means they have a tremendous demand for oil. Watch Bangladesh go down as well, probably by pandemic, but primarily India because of it's petroleum consumption. No one gives a shit about Pakistan except for it's strategic location. We've lost our foothold with Japan.

If it was about China, the US would be in Nepal. That may be the next target. It wouldn't surprise me.

Once the program has begun to depopulate India, they will go after China. Or maybe not. Perhaps all this is happening with their silent complicity, so that only the US, Russia and China remain as world powers.

Japan's and Indonesia's programs are already in full swing and Japan has been effectively taken out of the game. They want to do the same to India. Once it's on its back with it's legs convulsing in the air, the Borg will move on to the next target to assimilate.

Expect to hear more and more clashes over proposed projects having to do with water. That's the next big thing. The plan is to collapse the governments of oil-rich nations, install puppet regimes who will bow to the dollar, reduce demand by depopulating emerging industrial nations and then economically starve the countries, and strangle their fresh water supply. It's a multi-pronged attack.

Our troops will never come back home. This is how the end was destined to be, a series of skirmishes and never-ending wars over dwindling resources, exploding population and skyrocketing demand.

The only way out of this is to reduce demand. The only way to do that is to either significantly reduce the population or cripple a nation out of being an emerging economy.

My prediction? India will go to war with Pakistan over the Dam project, there will be suspicious natural disasters in the region probably in the form of flooding, earthquakes, landslide and tsunamis, there will be a strange, new and highly-contagious virus with no known cure and they will whittle away at the population.

Remember, killing off millions of people is an enormous effort and expensive if you use conventional warfare. Bullets and bombs cost money. It's much cheaper and goes down easier if they die of some natural catastrophe.

Watch.
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Now GLPians will make everything else wait!
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India is not a threat Nor is China. They are emerging powers. The real and Current threat with the real and existing power based at the Pentagram.

The current issue is designed to incite Pakistan and the Region to war all for the benefit of the present world power who's empire is in a state of decay.

It's currency challenged, it's power sold off and it's REAL estate in duress.

The Empire is crumbling.

The idiots in charge are desperate and the only thing holding back WW4 is the tolerance displayed by China, India and Russia because they know the end is nigh and they toy with the monster in it's last gasps at domination.
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I wish everyone on this website was as level-headed as you. I agree with you 100%
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The only way to beat the chinese is to convince they will be "free" if they help fight the chinese elite. Same with the indians , they are both useless races and if they genocide each other off , its a win/win afaic
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How many wars has india started?

NONE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366089


Not quite. What about the Sino-Indian War of 1962, or the Annexation of Goa in 1961?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372470


Get a fuckin life u Chinese agent!
whatever
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Keep spreading your propaganda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372470

Yet you agree totally with China as if it has no propaganda
LOL
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Butt Scratcher, Butt Scratcher

Get your butt scratcher.

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Thanks for the intel on the Chinese incursion into Pakisatni territory.

I watched the video and I believed it.

I contacted Archangel Micahael and he contacted the Christian minister of Communist China, and he asked him if he could call them back!

We asked him if they would recocognise him. He said: Yes!

We asked him if they would kill Pakistanis. He said Yes, they would!

The Minister said he could call them back. He made GF telephone call, and he apparently failed to get the appropriate response.

He teleported to the scene. They would not obey him. We asked him the ask them if they are Satanists. One said he WAS A SATANIST!!!!

I asked the Father in Heaven to send 12 Davids.

The Chinese minister reported that there are 24 Chinese troops near the Pakistani border, actually inside of India. Actually the border patrol of Pakistanis are standing by and watching our American USMCs/Israeli commandos, Holiest seraphims ask them each if they are Satanists.

If they are Satanists, send them to the prison planet 70 light years from the earth! If they aren't Satanists send them back to Bejing!

I believe that they will defintely do it. I will stand by and monitor the situation.

Chinese minister what are they doing? How many?

The Chinese minister: About 3 have been teleported to some other location.

Did you teleport them to the prison planet?


The David nods his head.

OK, Chinese minister what are they doing about the others that were questioned and not teleoprted to another planet?

I think they are going to give them a ride in one of our superluminal antigravity golden globular angelic spacecrafts. It should really entertain them.

OK, I am waiting to observe and report what is happening.

Are you all done filtering those people?: says one of my engineers who is an airforce general.

Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely!, says a David.

Are you a colonel? says the engineer-airforce general.

They were firing at the air!!! Please calm down.

HOLY CRAP!!! THEY ARE OPENING FIRE.says the engineer-airforce general.

Ok, the Pakistanis look very happy., says the engineer-airforce general.

OK, the CIA operative 50 yards north of me is definetly editing my post live while I am watching it. I asked the engineer-airforce general to stop him.

Why don't yuou destroy the computers first?, says my cherubim and personal bodyguard Johanna.

We both said the same thing at the same time, says Johanna.



She's a 19 year old triple balck belt who watches over me. She can effictive beat up men three times her weight.

You might have seen the video of me throwing a stone into he FBI sniper's head at 72 yards. Right in the middle of his forehead! After that, she jumped and danced on his head for 30 seconds! That was funny! He wasn't killed. He was flown to the prison planet 70 lights away. Any attempt to kill me is the crime of regiside. Its recogise in Federal law. The king permitted by law to kill the assailant in the field. POW!!! A shot to the head!!! But I don't believe in killing, not even in self defense.

I believe John King will circulate that video. He contacted my GLP super-administrator, cousin Pat and they nodded their heads.

John King just teleported to Pat's location. I believe he is at AU's international headquarters in Washington DC, at 2 West Street. You can go there and buy any of our products.

Let's see, said John King, your father is my father, Jesus. They means we are brothers!!! How 'bout that!?, says John King. They slapped hands up above.

I am much taller than you!, says Pat <he stands up>.

Holy Cow!!!, says John King, you are really large!!!

Pat appears to be 10 feet tall.

I believe that is an illusion., says John King.

Pat is actually so high... Pat says: I am 6 foot 4 inches tall. and our father Jesus is 6 foot 5 inches tall.and my sister Debbyh is 6 foot 5 inches tall. He (indicating me) thinks she is very nice inside. She is pregant for the first time in her life with a baby, his son by immaculate conception. That made her very happy. Yes they are back together.

I wondered if Debby was back with her huge husband, and Pat telepathically responded. How tall is her husband.

Debby how tall is your husband with respect to yourself?, says Pat.

Debby replies: I think he is 2 inches taller than you are, says Pat.

She is rubbing her tummy all of the time. She is in love with the idea of raising a little perfect boy, like myself. I'll bet he never cries, even when he is circumcised.

I'm Sudiel, I am going to make sure he is born circumcised. I am going to make sure he is a superior being. He really likes you Debby even though you have a 100 IQ. He thinks you have a loving passionate heart and are very good to people. You had excellent parents. So did He.That man was modified in the womb by Rasiel and the Creator God, basically Himself to be about 1000 times better than Himself. That's what I am going to do to your baby by immaculate conception.

Michael, what is the scene in Pakistan. Waht did they do?

I am warning you, I am warning you, I am warning you, I am warning you, I am warning you, I am warning you, I am warning you, I am warning you

Slap!!! <Michael slaps him> Evidently he's stupid semper fi that I probably fired.

Michael says: I think they are all gone now, and they are about to blow up the bus with some C4 explosives that they think is neat.

There is a muffled thud.

It didn't do the job, says Micheal.

There is a thump, and the engineer deposits a huge package roughly cubical, maybe 80 pounds.

She says I made some pure titanim powder mixed with a stiociometric portion of potassiam perchlorate powder. I do believe I have made and installed a PERFECT detonator., says the female engineer-airforce general.

My sister Jennifer shows up (she teleported) and says, I believe I want to help. I am just like him, I love fireworks and explosions!!!, <she claps her hands really loudly.>

I say, please just teleport the package of explosives inside of the bus.

Negative, says a David, under the bus.

Alexander is standing there. He agrees with me, Inside of the bus!, he said.

No question lots of angels are showing up to watch the fireworks. Ity ought to be an extremely bright flash. He predicts 90% total destruction of that old American bluebird school bus that they painted olive drab. ,says the female engineer-airforce general.

Just teleport it already! You are all seraphim!

A David tries to pick it up. Its really heavy. She teleported it from AU in Washington DC all the way to inside of India. She can definitely teleport stuff!!! says the David.

OK, here goes. He throws and it flies around in a loop and then it hits the side of the bus, and then he thinks and it snaps like a sparky sound and it is indide of the bus.

She pulled out a GF cellphone, and made a telephgone call to the detonater hidden inside and it blew up.

Was it a loud explosion?

Yes we're trying to get out hearing back. We are twisting our fingers in our ears.

Did it destroy 90% of the bus?

No, only about 50%. says the female engineer-airforce general.

Did you use the proper mixture?

The David judges: I think you only used 10% of the portion of oxidizer needed. I can see lots of titanium powder all about in the air.

Make another one.

The original David, David Jinx, teleports and drops a huge sperical package of probably the right mixture.

Ddi you do the analysis? Yes I did! says David Jinx. He says do an analysis before you go into production!!!

We makes mistake sometimes. We all make mistakes sometimes. Even He does (indicating me.) says the female engineer-airforce general.


Negative, put it in the bus before you make the cellphone call. Negative, Negative, Negative, Negative, <the engineer is walking away.>

Who is he calling?

I am not certain, says the David general. <He hands the phone back to David Jinx.>

Ok, teleport it, and let's see what it does.

OK, here I go. says David Jinx. He recently went to the US Marine general gathering to learn the USMC philosophy on things. I practically dominated that gathering, he says, something He (indicating me) would have done. I was definitly the sharpest person there.

I recall, that's what I have always done. I just make afew observations ,aqd comments and questions. Sometimes i see abetter way to get things done. And sometimes I tell people what to do and the AMAZING THING IS THEY DO IT!!! If they don't, I pluck up the courage and do it myself. I am really not an aggressive person!!!

OK, lets put that spherical bomb into the middle of the bus. Just teleport it don't try to pick it up.

They are struggling with it.

I am getting impatient, says the David general. Let me do it, he says.

Back off a bit, back off a bit, back off a bit, back off a bit, back off a bit, the David general says.

The generals do everything. They are general soldiers. They are usually the best warriors. People try to frag them and its funny when the generals eliminate them. Seomtimes they walk up to them and grab their inadequate little pistol and strip the magazine and throw it away. Then they grab them around the back of the neck and point to a pile of leaves and say pick it and move it over there.

People in His (indicating me) semper fi forces tried to frag him at least 600 times, and he always succeeded in stopping them. Sometimes He picked up a stone from underneath His porch (he thinks it was conveniently provided by the Creaor God)

Creator God, did you do any such thing?

He said, I think so.

He probably did it.

When people are hostile to me I can always bean them in the head. Sometimes I have to hurth the semper fis 6-9 times before they give up. That's part of their training to never give up.

Sometime they cheat, I say.

No, that's what the army does, says the David general.

Okay what was the damage to the bus?

It was approximately as you predicted., says the David general.

OK, thanks for the report.

The Indianapolis Star-News reports <he's reading now> that Obama is being thrown out of the White House this afternoon. They say that someone produced his original birth certificate from Kenya, and showed a video of his birht in which they interviewed the odctors and asked them where they were. It was decided by the supreme court., says the David general.


I decided to help that man with his case. We went back in time and prevented Barak Obama and his family from being thrown into the son. We held them prisoners in the Mis-Ada jail until they had to appear to be evicted from the Whitehouse. Later on we will take them to the prison planet where we put all of the Satanists. I am really sorry we decided to throw them into the sun. With time travel you can correct your mistakes and it looks like you never make mistakes.

Jesus!!!, he says, they don't say anything else. It is extremely short. I think they should have been more descriptive.

Was it on the front page?

NO!!! It was on the fifth page on the upper left corner, where almost nobody would see it!!! It should have been headline news!!!, says the David general.

It's a miracle that they reported it at all., says the female engineer.

It has been observed that the females are our best engineers. I noticed that too.

All of our computer experts are males. 2 of them were freinds of mine who taught me 6502 assembly language on the Apple II computer. They were the best programmers I had ever seen. They did amazing things. One of them wrote a crossword solving program.

Mark Carlin says, He had to hand type into his database all of the dictionary. It took him 4 days. He never left his room for 4 days., says Mark Carlin, who has an electrical engineering degree from CalTech. He's a genius compared to us. He just revealed that I had a 2.87 GPA.

He's basically omniscient. He can get any information that he wants.

Negative,Negative,Negative,Negative,Negative,Negative,Negati​ve,Negative,Negative,Negative,Negative,Negative,Negative,Nega​tive,Negative,Negative,Negative,Negative,Negative, says Mark Carlin.

You are good man!, says the female engineer. You can really write greater programs than He (indicating me) can. We are going to have sex, come with me. We are going to have sex all day long and we will come right back.

Just do it and go back to work right after your are done., Alexander and I both say. I am sure that they will time travel so that they don't miss any time at work.

OK, I think the problem in India near the Pakistani border is solved.

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Re: Pakistan Army Fires on Indian Troops
Good thing non cacucasian folks never seem to grasp that white people do not give a flying fuck if they kill each other. In fact we find it entertaining but will never admit it . So fight fight you fools





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