WTF does tyhe price of silver have to do with anything?!?!

It's fucking silver. Gold I can understand, but silver, golds retarded little brother, no thanks.

Back in the day you had gold and silver, we got platinum now, no one is banging on about platinum.

Silver is shit. What is it even used for except jewelery? Silverwear is soooo 1980's wedding gift'ish.

I would rather soak my pants in gasoline and jump through a ring of fire than buy silver.

As a man with no silver, I encourage you to provide me with a single viable reason to buy silver.