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BBC:Are you having SEX or you take COFFEE![THINK AGAIN:IT CAUSES STROKE]

 
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BBC:Are you having SEX or you take COFFEE![THINK AGAIN:IT CAUSES STROKE]
Sex and coffee 'trigger stroke'

Coffee, sex and blowing your nose could increase the risk of a type of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

The study on 250 patients identified eight risk factors linked to bleeding on the brain.

They all increase blood pressure which could result in blood vessels bursting, according to research published in the journal Stroke.

The Stroke Association said more research was needed to see if the triggers caused the rupture.

More than 150,000 people in the UK have a stroke each year with nearly 29,000 due to bleeding on the brain.

Bleeding can happen when a weakened blood vessel, known as a brain aneurysm, bursts. This can result in brain damage or death.

The researchers at the University Medical Center in Utrecht looked at 250 patients for three years to identify what triggers ruptures.
Caffeine danger

They found that coffee was responsible for more than one in 10 burst brain aneurysms.
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Percentage of bursts due to:

Coffee 10.6%
Vigorous exercise 7.9%
Nose blowing 5.4%
Sex 4.3%
Straining to defecate 3.6%
Drinking cola 3.5%
Being startled 2.7%
Being angry 1.3%
 Quoting: table


While people drinking coffee had only a 1.7 times greater risk, it is more common than other risk factors.

Being startled increased the risk by more than 23 times, but was responsible for just 2.7% of cases.

Dr Monique Vlak, a neurologist and the study's lead author, said: "All of the triggers induce a sudden and short increase in blood pressure, which seems a possible common cause for aneurysmal rupture."
Lower risk

The authors said one in 50 people has a brain aneurysm, but only a few rupture.

Dr Vlak advised that: "Reducing caffeine consumption or treating constipated patients with unruptured intracranial (brain) aneurysms with laxatives may lower the risk of subarachnoid haemorrhage."

The study only looked at the triggers for the burst. High blood pressure weakens blood vessels in the first place and can be caused by being overweight, smoking and a lack of exercise.
 Quoting: BBC

lolcoffee4

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yes...long stroke.
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Re: BBC:Are you having SEX or you take COFFEE![THINK AGAIN:IT CAUSES STROKE]
Weed and Mountain Dew.
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Its just awesome how these brainless scientists do their research!
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I am an coffee addict.

On the other hand i need it because i have low blood pressure and low body temp.

Me without coffee is like a car without fuel.

I start the morning with 3 and continue troughout the day until the evening mocca at 8pm.
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Re: BBC:Are you having SEX or you take COFFEE![THINK AGAIN:IT CAUSES STROKE]
I am an coffee addict.

On the other hand i need it because i have low blood pressure and low body temp.

Me without coffee is like a car without fuel.

I start the morning with 3 and continue troughout the day until the evening mocca at 8pm.
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Just wait...based on some inside sources[!?]...they are about to release something very new for your drink....from somewhere............. Amazon Belt..I guess!
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If that was valid how come hyperconusming coffee and sex addicts IW just about any drunk who has ever sobered up, don't drop dead often ?s226
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This is just a series of brainless research:
Home made food is dangerous for your health.
 Quoting: Yahoo

Having children is dangerous for parents.
 Quoting: CNN

Leading a healthy life is a mental disorder.
 Quoting: CBS

Not watching TV for at least >5 hrs a day causes Alzheimer
 Quoting: MNBC

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It goes on and on...whatever

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This never ending...here comes one more:



Easily distracted people may have too much brain
Those who are easily distracted from the task in hand may have "too much brain".

So says Ryota Kanai and his colleagues at University College London, who found larger than average volumes of grey matter in certain brain regions in those whose attention is readily diverted.

To investigate distractibility, the team compared the brains of easy and difficult-to-distract individuals.

They assessed each person's distractibility by quizzing them about how often they fail to notice road signs, or go into a supermarket and become sidetracked to the point that they forget what they came in to buy. The most distractible individuals received the highest score.

 Quoting: link

 Quoting: newscientist


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Percentage of bursts due to:

Coffee 10.6%
Vigorous exercise 7.9%
Nose blowing 5.4%
Sex 4.3%
Straining to defecate 3.6%
Drinking cola 3.5%
Being startled 2.7%
Being angry 1.3%
 Quoting: table



ErrrrrrrrrrRRRRrrrrr. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Oh shit!!
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Sex and coffee 'trigger stroke'

Coffee, sex and blowing your nose could increase the risk of a type of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

The study on 250 patients identified eight risk factors linked to bleeding on the brain.

They all increase blood pressure which could result in blood vessels bursting, according to research published in the journal Stroke.

The Stroke Association said more research was needed to see if the triggers caused the rupture.

More than 150,000 people in the UK have a stroke each year with nearly 29,000 due to bleeding on the brain.

Bleeding can happen when a weakened blood vessel, known as a brain aneurysm, bursts. This can result in brain damage or death.

The researchers at the University Medical Center in Utrecht looked at 250 patients for three years to identify what triggers ruptures.
Caffeine danger

They found that coffee was responsible for more than one in 10 burst brain aneurysms.
Continue reading the main story
Percentage of bursts due to:

Coffee 10.6%
Vigorous exercise 7.9%
Nose blowing 5.4%
Sex 4.3%
Straining to defecate 3.6%
Drinking cola 3.5%
Being startled 2.7%
Being angry 1.3%
 Quoting: table


While people drinking coffee had only a 1.7 times greater risk, it is more common than other risk factors.

Being startled increased the risk by more than 23 times, but was responsible for just 2.7% of cases.

Dr Monique Vlak, a neurologist and the study's lead author, said: "All of the triggers induce a sudden and short increase in blood pressure, which seems a possible common cause for aneurysmal rupture."
Lower risk

The authors said one in 50 people has a brain aneurysm, but only a few rupture.

Dr Vlak advised that: "Reducing caffeine consumption or treating constipated patients with unruptured intracranial (brain) aneurysms with laxatives may lower the risk of subarachnoid haemorrhage."

The study only looked at the triggers for the burst. High blood pressure weakens blood vessels in the first place and can be caused by being overweight, smoking and a lack of exercise.
 Quoting: BBC

lolcoffee4
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sidewayscoffee4 i guess im fucked...hahhahah
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Not watching TV for at least >5 hrs a day causes Alzheimer
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wow omg haha
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Being startled 2.7%

And how are you supposed to prevent surprises?
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Talking of blood pressure...

Schwarzenegger and Sly would have to be dead by the logic these scientists use.

If blowing your nose does the trick, what will a bench press do...
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Being startled 2.7%

And how are you supposed to prevent surprises?
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pre emptively kill all the pranksters in your town?

what came first? the sex or the stroke? the age old question.
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Talking of blood pressure...

Schwarzenegger and Sly would have to be dead by the logic these scientists use.

If blowing your nose does the trick, what will a bench press do...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8596148


blowing your nose WHILST doing bench presses will DEFINITELY do it.





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