Who would you appoint as an ambassador to Earth, to represent our planet when we make first contact with an alien civilization?

Louis Black! He is intelligent, analytical, and...hysterical!

gahdi

Justin Bieber

Courage the Insult Dog.

tom cruise!

Thread: The UN has an Interstellar Representative~ now should GLP select one?

Dennnis Rodm... oh wait...

You already have Ambassadors, appointed by the visitors themselves. Ever since the days of Pharoah..... before that the planet was just a curiosity.

Carl Sagan

Since he can't do the job I nominate Mel Gibson.

An ethnic group that has no history of genocide. Humanity will not be able to justify its atrocities. Alien will know your complete make up.

Dr Sheldon Cooper

What all these posts and nobody picked New Age Messiah? Pfft hands down he/she is cooking something up.

LOL

Joey motherfuckin coco Diaz

Sagan... except he's dead.

So I'd probably go with a cadre of philosophers, scientists and Nobel winners... no politicians.

Let's not fuck it up with the lowest common denominator.

It's a double post day today... I'd love to know what does that.

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Zionists. .money changers ..and all members of synagogue of satan.......I hope aliens recycle them in "humane" manner.

David Beckham!

This was me.

Who fucking cares, why do I even bump this crap. lol

Actually, I'm quite bored, that's why.

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Shatner

Jesus he is the king of this world.

It's not our choice to make, they will decide who they will talk to.

Yes!!!

I don't think any appointee we come up with would be the actual ambassador.

They'd already know who to go to, and my bet is it'll be a dirty little old guy in the slums of India.

(same bloke that got back all the artefacts during the Obama visit.)

Michio Kaku? He's the hip physicist.

Yeah, please send her. Get her off my planet.

Miley Cyrrhosis:dubya:


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Joey Diaz. Duh.

Ignore this crap.

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