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You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!

 
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The hair and skin are dependent on the function of the Kidneys and Lungs. When one has sex this depletes the Kidney essence unless one performs proper sex acts in accordance with taoist principles where zero energy is lost or used in excess. When one nourishes the Kidney essence then vitality will stay or increase. If one keeps depleting this vital force then aging and illness sets in. This will include immunity, mental and bone problems and eventually ligament and heart issues.

-= The Unhived Mind
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I can definitely attest, that when I excessively masturbated for years, I was suffering from chronic exhaustion, yet never realized that masturbating was the cause of it.

The penis uses up vast amounts of oxygen / nitric oxide / testosterone in order to maintain an erection.

Since breaking the habit and only doing it occasionally, I have more energy now than I've ever had in my life (and I'm 34 now).
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10/23/2012 12:03 PM
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This hair loss has taken its toll on me. I'm fairly young and having my hairline recede and my hair thinning before 25 has truly affected my self esteem, and confidence with women.

However, through changes in my belief system I've learned to accept the circumstance I've fallen into. Regardless, I can't ignore the fact that this practice of mine has led me to this mpb. I'm giving up masterbation for those reasons. If my hair grows back I'll be happy. If it doesn't, I'll still be fine.

Now the question that's been bothering me as of late is, " is testosterone only converted to DHT from hormonal secretion as a result of sexual stimulation?"

Will DHT form as a result of me working out at the gym too long?
 Quoting: Mr.L 24130369


Again, the issue is a little more complicated than just elevated DHT levels, although DHT is a major inducer of hairloss.

As I have said before, DHT causes a sharp increases in body temperature, and this heat is constantly escaping from the scalp, so it leaves it susceptible to overheating. This is one of the major reasons why follicles are destroyed by the body's immune system because hair traps heat, so it has to be removed so the scalp can cool down.

Many men (myself included) report a huge increase in hairloss when they indulge in too much heavy exercise because A) steroid hormones increase through exercise and ) steroid hormones cause a sharp increase in body heat due to increased muscular stress. In other words, when the muscles are stressed, they burn up lots of energy and produce lots of metabolic heat. This metabolic heat moves to the scalp, and puts it at risk of overheating.

You will notice, that when you excessively masturbate or work out, your temples become incredibly hot. This is because metabolic heat from penis and muscles move to the scalp, which can lead to inflammation.

What I suggest you do is, when you work out and you feel your scalp becoming very hot, take some cool water and dab it on your scalp to help it cool down. We do sweat to help us achieve this, but sometimes too much heat overwhelms the sweat glands and the scalp cannot cool down efficiently. So a little cool water dabbing will help it cool down to 98F and will also reduce inflammation.
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Women then are definitely sexually superior! When I orgasm I feel more energetic yet relaxed. I focus better after orgasm. I can orgasm as many as 6 times during one masturbation session and even during sex. I can have 2 orgasms in the morning, one in the afternoon and even then a few before bed with no side effects.
I am happy to not be man! :-)
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10/23/2012 12:09 PM
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So all porn starts should have no hair right ? What a bullshit theory.
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Women then are definitely sexually superior! When I orgasm I feel more energetic yet relaxed. I focus better after orgasm. I can orgasm as many as 6 times during one masturbation session and even during sex. I can have 2 orgasms in the morning, one in the afternoon and even then a few before bed with no side effects.
I am happy to not be man! :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1656361


Yes, it's not orgasms which cause hairloss, it is, in part, due to consistently elevated temperatures caused by steroid hormones.

Another problem, is that men tend to have larger skulls than women, so it can make the skin of the scalp tighter than normal. As a result this tightness can cause compression of the sweat glands within follicles. When this happens, heat cannot escape efficiently and it leads to rapid and accelerated hairloss.
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So all porn starts should have no hair right ? What a bullshit theory.
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I have covered this issue before. It depends upon how efficient their scalps are at releasing heat. For instance, a tight scalp can prevent proper heat release, whereas men who have looser scalps do not have this problem because their sweat glands don't suffer from compression.

So, if you generate too much DHT and suffer from a tightened 'galea', then heat will become trapped and provoke an inflammatory response.

Pinch the skin on your upper scalp, and feel how tight it is compared to the lower back and sides of the scalp (where baldness never occurs). It's this tightness which causes a whole range of problems.
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10/23/2012 12:58 PM
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Thanks for the response. Appreciate it.
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10/24/2012 10:39 AM
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Just saying I stopped for a WEEK and my hair was starting to look better already. Then again, I wank 3-4 times daily.
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Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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Like i just wrote in another thread our 70 yr old Catholic priest is bald!

damned
 Quoting: TheBlackVegetable 1372464


Ewwww.....

Better not tell him about this... he might grow his hair back, but he will be hunched over all the time.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
OK I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I'd been studying hairloss for years, and there were all sorts of differing theories as to what causes it. I was reading about how the anti-hairloss drug Propecia prevents testosterone being converted into dihydrotestosterone -- the supposed hormone responsible for causing male pattern baldness. This hormone is also apparently related to the male sex drive.

So I started to recall during my teens and onwards how high my sex drive was; I'd masturbate constantly, and that's when my hairline began to recede. So, I decided to give up masturbating to see if this would make any difference, and did this for several months, then, one day when I looked in the mirror, I noticed small blonde hairs starting to grow back! Over time these hairs became darker and thicker, then even more small blonde hairs started to grow back, and, again, they grew thicker and darker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372939

You say you are living proof, but we have only your word for it. There can only be proof if you can be seen to stop masturbating and your hair to regrow.

It's just scientific thinking !
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10/25/2012 11:07 AM
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Well you might had stop ejaculating on your yourself long before the sticky goo pulled them off ...


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10/25/2012 03:28 PM
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Inflammation? So I should stop using grease to keep my hair moist. Gotcha!
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10/25/2012 04:34 PM
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OP, can excessive masturbation, that i have been doing over the years, cause one to have sores on the scalp that never seem to heal?
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10/26/2012 08:12 PM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
How about you faggots stop dissing the idea and saying "LOL, IT DOESN'T WORK, DUMBASS." And actually do a trial and see if it affects you? Jumping to conclusions never works, I like to perform trial and error to test hypotheses...I will do the same here. I've gone through periods of about 6-7 days and it had a wonderful impact on my mood...I seemed to be less bi-polar and depressed all the time (you would think it would be the opposite effect, right?) And, to me, my hair looked to be a little thicker, but maybe that's just wishful thinking.

Also, from everything I've read, excess masturbation can cause lower back pain and blurry vision/eye floaters. I have lower back pain all the time, and I also catch eye floaters gazing around my vision at times. I can't say much for the blurry vision, because I have an astigmatism in both eyes.

I'm going to do a 1-3 month run to see what benefits I can reap from this. You all can jump to conclusions and just determine that it doesn't work, without any evidence, but I'm actually going to try and see the results for myself.
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lmao
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
How about you faggots stop dissing the idea and saying "LOL, IT DOESN'T WORK, DUMBASS." And actually do a trial and see if it affects you? Jumping to conclusions never works, I like to perform trial and error to test hypotheses...I will do the same here. I've gone through periods of about 6-7 days and it had a wonderful impact on my mood...I seemed to be less bi-polar and depressed all the time (you would think it would be the opposite effect, right?) And, to me, my hair looked to be a little thicker, but maybe that's just wishful thinking.

Also, from everything I've read, excess masturbation can cause lower back pain and blurry vision/eye floaters. I have lower back pain all the time, and I also catch eye floaters gazing around my vision at times. I can't say much for the blurry vision, because I have an astigmatism in both eyes.

I'm going to do a 1-3 month run to see what benefits I can reap from this. You all can jump to conclusions and just determine that it doesn't work, without any evidence, but I'm actually going to try and see the results for myself.
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Im doing the same. It's hard when I've made this such a habit, but I want this to end. I'll end this myth.
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Hello :), you man from England Anonymous, the founder of this thread, can you give your working email address, I have plenty questions
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
OK you have a guinea pig...

I've gone through this entire thread and I believe there is some sense in what the OP said.

I do feel he has diluted his credibility by talking about sweating scalps and overheated temples, tops of scalps being too tight, and, in later posts, eating complex carbs. I want to buy into this, and I used to, but my own obsessive research and continued hair loss means I no longer do.

He was also naive to say given time he expects all his hair to grow back, though he has retracted this.

But his central theory is plausible...

Male pattern baldness, is caused by the hair follicle's sensitivity to DHT. The follicles miniaturize(shrink), resulting in a shorter lifespan and the abnormal production of hair. This is regarded as the major cause of MPB, and this is FACT.

The OPs base argument that giving up masturbating, inhibits testosterone from being converted into DHT is very sound. (he's not the first to say it either)

It's also interesting that absolutely no snake oil is being sold here at all. Usually these types of posts have some link to a baldness related product. he's not an anti-masturbatory religious nut, so either he's having a laugh (kinda likely) or this really has worked for him.

I for one am not going to knock it till I try it. In fact I'm not going to knock it full stop to test this theory.

Yes I'm giving up wanking (or certainly cutting down) for my own benefit and for the interest of viewers of this thread. I am 34 and have a healthy sex life. I do wank too much, once a day without fail but more often than not 2 or 3 times daily. I usually fuck in the evening when my GF comes home and my performance will suffer as a consequence. That's a good enough a reason to cut down in itself. I have always been a particularly horny guy and I almost wank now out of habit, so I feel it is something I can control.

Has masturbation caused my hair loss? Of course not, I'm sadly predispositioned to it, but I do believe that cutting down wanking may well reduce the conversion of DHT that my follicles are obviously so prone to.

So I'll continue to have sex (3-5 times a week) and try to keep wanking down to once every two weeks.

I'm not going to regain my crop of luscious hair ever again, all I am hoping for is a slowed down rate of shedding and I will inform the thread of my findings with honesty. (I won't bother with pics, as they really are useless at proving anything). If shedding hasn't slowed down by two months I'll assume this isn't working for me, rather that bull shitting the theory as so many people have in this thread...

Also to the very young men who have written in saying they're worried about masturbation and baldness, really don't worry about it at such a young age, it's not worth it -wank away to your hearts content.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Guys forget about your. Stopping masturbation lowers your testosterone levels & yeah you may inhibit losing hair, but you also giving up your alpha male status. Why do you think some very attractive women end up with bald men. Would you rather have hair & a woman.

Your hormone levels are also vital to the longevity of your life. Lowing levels could be killing you faster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1314144


Wrong. DHT levels decrease but testosterone levels increase. See, each time you masturbate, the prostate gland secretes an enzyme called 5 alpha reductase; this enzyme binds to testosterone and converts it into DHT. If this enzyme becomes absent (by not masturbating) there is more testosterone within the body.

Another thing; testosterone is not as potent as DHT, so it can increase the metabolism of cells at a safe rate, without the risk of inflammation. When the metabolism of cells are elevated at a safe level anabolism occurs, that is, the cells become larger and more developed.

DHT, on the other hand, is ten times more potent than testosterone, and it is impractical as an anabolic steroid because cells cannot deal with the rate DHT causes them to work at, and thus so much energy is produced (and therefore heat), that they inflame.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373749


Your right, but you missed the point.

dht being more potent does in fact mean it helps with the alpha male status. I'm a woman & I will take a sexy bald man with a high sex drive & energy over a dead stick any day.
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Can't this topic fuck off?
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Where are your before and after pics you fool?
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Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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Ummmm do ya have to give up sex to??? since your basically getting off either way?!?!
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I just fapped off a whole dreadlock, ask me a question!
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Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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If masturbation caused hair loss, I'd be Captain Picard.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Where are you OP ?
How is it going?
Why don't you update this topic?

I would appreciate some reply:)

Can you give us your e-mail address
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bump
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OP is talking shit. baldness is genetics

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