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You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!

 
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05/07/2011 07:48 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
ABSOLUTE BS!

It's not masturbating that causes baldness in men it's high testosterone levels. Look how many men that are muscular or use steroids go bald or have hair loss problems.

I masturbate like a monkey since i was maybe 10 and i still have too much hair and my hairdresser always needs to thin it out.

Sure masturbating can drive up the testosterone but overall it's genetically related and men who have more testosterone can usually have hair-loss.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
why is this SHIT pinned
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05/07/2011 07:52 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Guys forget about your. Stopping masturbation lowers your testosterone levels & yeah you may inhibit losing hair, but you also giving up your alpha male status. Why do you think some very attractive women end up with bald men. Would you rather have hair & a woman.

Your hormone levels are also vital to the longevity of your life. Lowing levels could be killing you faster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1314144


Wrong. DHT levels decrease but testosterone levels increase. See, each time you masturbate, the prostate gland secretes an enzyme called 5 alpha reductase; this enzyme binds to testosterone and converts it into DHT. If this enzyme becomes absent (by not masturbating) there is more testosterone within the body.

Another thing; testosterone is not as potent as DHT, so it can increase the metabolism of cells at a safe rate, without the risk of inflammation. When the metabolism of cells are elevated at a safe level anabolism occurs, that is, the cells become larger and more developed.

DHT, on the other hand, is ten times more potent than testosterone, and it is impractical as an anabolic steroid because cells cannot deal with the rate DHT causes them to work at, and thus so much energy is produced (and therefore heat), that they inflame.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
ABSOLUTE BS!

It's not masturbating that causes baldness in men it's high testosterone levels. Look how many men that are muscular or use steroids go bald or have hair loss problems.

I masturbate like a monkey since i was maybe 10 and i still have too much hair and my hairdresser always needs to thin it out.

Sure masturbating can drive up the testosterone but overall it's genetically related and men who have more testosterone can usually have hair-loss.
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oyu know nothing about what your talking about. it is the conversion of test to dht that causes hair loss!!!

op is saying masturbating specifically raises dht not test you moron.
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05/07/2011 07:53 AM
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Bald and proud .......
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05/07/2011 07:55 AM
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05/07/2011 07:59 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
How on earth can a man NOT masturbate??
I dont belive you, you ARE masturbating, so the regrowth on your head must depend on something else.
Period!
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05/07/2011 08:02 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
How on earth can a man NOT masturbate??
I dont belive you, you ARE masturbating, so the regrowth on your head must depend on something else.
Period!
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It's called self control. as with any compulsion, you can give it up if you exercise free will. It was hard to give up at first, but then I just did it and stayed that way. Fast forward 4 months and my hair started to grow back.
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05/07/2011 08:05 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I am 58, and have done some observations on when the hair grows best, etc.
My experience with Kombucha produces thicker hair, which also darkens and/or restores natural color (colour for the bad spellers)
My understanding is that Kombucha has a unique acid and other probiotic bacteria that heal and rejuvenate a place in the small intestine that is responsible for melanin production.
This is usually disrupted by poor diet, stress, -modern life, I suppose.
In about 3-4 months of steady, glass a day dose, my hair thickens and begins to grow darker from the back, as well as multicolors throughout.
I guess this is the reason its called Longevity Tea by some.
Brewing Kt does not work in the short term, or sporadically. Must be steady.
The stuff in the bottles is dead; might as well drink vinegar.
Based on all that, I think intestinal health is the key to a lot of hair growth.
Selenium is another promoter of hair growth, but you have to be careful not to overdo it; or it will make your hair dry and brittle. About 600 MCGM (MICRO GRAMS) a day is plenty- along with e- they're synergistic.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Guys forget about your. Stopping masturbation lowers your testosterone levels & yeah you may inhibit losing hair, but you also giving up your alpha male status. Why do you think some very attractive women end up with bald men. Would you rather have hair & a woman.

Your hormone levels are also vital to the longevity of your life. Lowing levels could be killing you faster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1314144


Wrong. DHT levels decrease but testosterone levels increase. See, each time you masturbate, the prostate gland secretes an enzyme called 5 alpha reductase; this enzyme binds to testosterone and converts it into DHT. If this enzyme becomes absent (by not masturbating) there is more testosterone within the body.

Another thing; testosterone is not as potent as DHT, so it can increase the metabolism of cells at a safe rate, without the risk of inflammation. When the metabolism of cells are elevated at a safe level anabolism occurs, that is, the cells become larger and more developed.

DHT, on the other hand, is ten times more potent than testosterone, and it is impractical as an anabolic steroid because cells cannot deal with the rate DHT causes them to work at, and thus so much energy is produced (and therefore heat), that they inflame.
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Your right, but you missed the point.

dht being more potent does in fact mean it helps with the alpha male status. I'm a woman & I will take a sexy bald man with a high sex drive & energy over a dead stick any day.
PI
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Not. Worth. It.
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So.....um......is your dick somehow self-aware of the difference between masturbation and f*cking...or are you saying give that up too?

So the Monks, who are almost all bald, who have given up sex, masturbate constantly?
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05/07/2011 08:09 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Strange, I've been masturbating for 40 years and I still have a thick hair.

This is genetic for being bald.
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05/07/2011 08:10 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I am 58, and have done some observations on when the hair grows best, etc.
My experience with Kombucha produces thicker hair, which also darkens and/or restores natural color (colour for the bad spellers)
My understanding is that Kombucha has a unique acid and other probiotic bacteria that heal and rejuvenate a place in the small intestine that is responsible for melanin production.
This is usually disrupted by poor diet, stress, -modern life, I suppose.
In about 3-4 months of steady, glass a day dose, my hair thickens and begins to grow darker from the back, as well as multicolors throughout.
I guess this is the reason its called Longevity Tea by some.
Brewing Kt does not work in the short term, or sporadically. Must be steady.
The stuff in the bottles is dead; might as well drink vinegar.
Based on all that, I think intestinal health is the key to a lot of hair growth.
Selenium is another promoter of hair growth, but you have to be careful not to overdo it; or it will make your hair dry and brittle. About 600 MCGM (MICRO GRAMS) a day is plenty- along with e- they're synergistic.
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I'm the OP. Thanks for the tip. appreciated.

Every little helps.
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05/07/2011 08:11 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
One of my favourite past times and I've got hair three feet long
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"I hope it is not coming out your ears and nose."
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05/07/2011 08:13 AM
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Strange, I've been masturbating for 40 years and I still have a thick hair.

This is genetic for being bald.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 882795


Again, it's men who are predisposed to pattern baldness who are at risk from going bald through masturbating. This maybe down to a larger number of androgen receptors within the hair follicle. So, each time a men who are genetically predisposed to baldness masturbate, dht enters the bloodstream and eneters the cell wall of the follicle via the large number of androgen receptors.
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05/07/2011 08:14 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
So why are all the male porn stars not bald?
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05/07/2011 08:14 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Wrong.
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05/07/2011 08:15 AM
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Not. Worth. It.
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So.....um......is your dick somehow self-aware of the difference between masturbation and f*cking...or are you saying give that up too?

So the Monks, who are almost all bald, who have given up sex, masturbate constantly?
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monks shave their heads you doughnut!!!
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05/07/2011 08:16 AM
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bullshit, coz I stopped masterbating for 3 months an i'm still bald as fuck!!!
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05/07/2011 08:17 AM
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05/07/2011 08:17 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
It is hard to get sex off your mind with this kind of thing walking around in public - [link to www.flickr.com]
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05/07/2011 08:18 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
hair is useless. why do you mind going bald?
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05/07/2011 08:19 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
So why are all the male porn stars not bald?
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Because - like with other men - some porn stars are not genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. Even though they produce lots of DHT, their hair follicles contain very few androgen receptors, so they are not target sites for DHT.

I don't know why head hair follicles contain androgen receptors, I can only assume it's a genetic defect/mutation of some sort. During puberty, there are certain follicles which become anabolized because of testosterone, i.e., body/facial hair; these follicles develop androgen receptors, and, for some reason, in pattern baldness sufferers, the head hair follicles develop androgen receptors also, when there is absolutely no need for this.
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05/07/2011 08:22 AM
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bullshit, coz I stopped masterbating for 3 months an i'm still bald as fuck!!!
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How do you know your hairloss wasn't induced by stress? I said in the original post, that stress hormones are metabolites like DHT, and they cause the blood to become superheated, and thus the follicles become more prone to inflammation.
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05/07/2011 08:23 AM
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bullshit, coz I stopped masterbating for 3 months an i'm still bald as fuck!!!
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not saying i think op is correct, i dont know but mate it will take you 6 months atleast to notice any real results...keep trying and after 6-8 months no difference then you can call the op wrong.
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05/07/2011 08:24 AM
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I understood not doing it increases your chance at prostate cancer..
wtf
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05/07/2011 08:25 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I just masterbated all over this thread, just kidding. i don't do for funzies anymore, jizz is your life force imo, makes you weak as fuck(if you do it alot)leaving you looking like a hairless fuckin egyptian cat with small tapped out balls. peace
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bullshit, coz I stopped masterbating for 3 months an i'm still bald as fuck!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


not saying i think op is correct, i dont know but mate it will take you 6 months atleast to notice any real results...keep trying and after 6-8 months no difference then you can call the op wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1359267


I'm the OP. I imagine that the longer you have been bald, the longer it will take for the DHT to clear from the scalp. So you may indeed have a point there.
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05/07/2011 08:27 AM
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bullshit, coz I stopped masterbating for 3 months an i'm still bald as fuck!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


not saying i think op is correct, i dont know but mate it will take you 6 months atleast to notice any real results...keep trying and after 6-8 months no difference then you can call the op wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1359267


lol, three more months, no fucking way! lmfao, or lmfbao (laughing my fuckin bald ass off!)
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05/07/2011 08:32 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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