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You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!

 
TheBlackVegetable
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
yeah i'd rather go bald
fuck it. i shave my head anyway

i feel sorry for ppl that are going bald but hey, dude, shave your head. the combover just doesn't do it for the ladies. they can tell hey. let it go man.
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True that, I find men with shaven heads very sexy (although neo-nazis ruin that attractiveness with their personality)
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why is this SHIT pinned
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+1
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antibs
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You're a moron.
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05/07/2011 08:43 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Dude, you are a genius, thinking outside the box. I never would have thought of that.

So sex is making people bald, too. I knew women were the cause of baldness because they are the cause of all bad things for men. They need to be covered at all times. +1 for the muzzies.
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Hey OP bounceb
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Just this:

Whatever works for you guys, it's your decision. I just hope there aren't any men who have developed inferiority complex because of losing hair or baldness. It's completely unnecessary to worry about such a thing, just as long as you don't do a Donald Trump hairstyle. Bald men are irresistibly hot too: just take Jason Statham, for example (grrrr!)
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05/07/2011 08:47 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
OK I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I'd been studying hairloss for years, and there were all sorts of differing theories as to what causes it. I was reading about how the anti-hairloss drug Propecia prevents testosterone being converted into dihydrotestosterone -- the supposed hormone responsible for causing male pattern baldness. This hormone is also apparently related to the male sex drive.

So I started to recall during my teens and onwards how high my sex drive was; I'd masturbate constantly, and that's when my hairline began to recede. So, I decided to give up masturbating to see if this would make any difference, and did this for several months, then, one day when I looked in the mirror, I noticed small blonde hairs starting to grow back! Over time these hairs became darker and thicker, then even more small blonde hairs started to grow back, and, again, they grew thicker and darker.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but here's a few theories which may explain how my hair is regrowing:

1) I discovered that cells cannot go through cell division when they are heated beyond 40C. Everytime we masturbate, the blood becomes super heated because of dihydrotesosterone. It is a very powerful metabolite, said to be 5 to 10 times more potent than testosterone. As you're probably aware, 30 to 40% of body heat is lost through the head via small sweat glands attached to the hair follicle. They are called eccrine glands. So each time we masturbate, this red hot DHT blood travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicle, and causes cell division to come to a stand still (because cell division cannot occur beyond 40C). The cell then begins to shrink. This may also explain why hairloss is accelerated during prolonged periods of stress, because stress hormones are metabolites, which causes a rapid increase in blood temperature, and, like masturbating, this red hot blood travels to the scalp and inflames the hair follicles.

2) Each time we masturbate, blood containing DHT, travels to the scalp, and gradually begins to clog up the capillaries connected to the hair follicle and it's components. The hair follicle has many components, such as the eccrine glands, erector pilli muscle, sebaceous gland, etc. Like I mentioned before, the eccrine glands are responsible for releasing body heat from the scalp. When these glands become clogged with DHT, they cannot effectively release body heat, so this heat becomes trapped within the follicle and inflames it. Have you noticed that each time you've been losing your hair, that you've felt a prickly heat sensation in your scalp? This is because heat cannot escape, and thus inflammation occurs, and consequently, hairloss.

3) Giving up masturbating, inhibits testosterone from being converted into DHT, and causes a rise in testosterone levels. Testosterone is responsible for protein synthesis, whereby it has an anabolic effect upon cells; the more tesosterone in the bloodstream, the more developed each cell of your body will be. So maybe extra testosterone assists in building stronger, healthier hair follicles? All I know is, not only is my hair regrowing, but I'm starting to become more masculine looking. My face and body muscles/ bone structure is noticably more defined, and my skin looks thicker and healthier than ever before.

There are more factors involved in the causes of baldness, but I'm living proof that giving up masturbating/sex causes your hair to start to regrow! I'm going to continue doing this until my hairline is fully restored to it's original state.
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Naturally your body needs energy for it to grow. So not wasting one form of it will convert it to another form, in this case your hair growth.


You'll probably find that more females are attracted to you as well. i.e you are getting more second glances and the like.
Anonymous Coward
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05/07/2011 08:48 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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-wouldn't sex be the same as masturbation, in the sense of the bodies reaction?

-do you have any pre/post masturbatory pictures?
Anonymous Coward
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05/07/2011 08:50 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
OP, do you know that it's written in many Chinese Medicine books a few hundreds of years ago?

Most healers of Chinese Medicine believe that masturbation leads to baldness and other side effects.

However, I guess 80-90% Chinese nowadays don't believe this anymore. They believe Chinese Medicine is "superstition", Western Medicine is "scientific", and textbooks always say that masturbation is healthy. LOL
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05/07/2011 08:52 AM
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-do you have any pre/post masturbatory pictures?
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YOU WANT PROOF??? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF!!!!
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05/07/2011 08:55 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I'm the OP. I discovered - during my research - that enzyme 5 causes extra hydrogen molecules to be added to normal testosterone, and this is how it becomes DHT, and thus more potent.

DHT - like I previously mentioned - is a super metabolite, and anabolic steroid. The only problem with this hormone is that it raises the metabolism in cells to such a level that they go into overdrive, and they become susceptible to heat inflammation.

If hair follicles were not susceptible to the inflammatory effects of DHT, then they'd grow really large and produce incredibly dark, thick hair.

Again, I mentioned earlier about sweat glands connected to the follicle being responsible for the release of heat within the scalp. In some men, these sweat glands are not as well developed, and therefore are not as efficient at releasing heat, in comparison to men who have well developed sweat glands. So perhaps this is a major factor in the onset of pattern baldness.
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bsflag

bullshit, coz I stopped masterbating for 3 months an i'm still bald as fuck!!!
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not saying i think op is correct, i dont know but mate it will take you 6 months atleast to notice any real results...keep trying and after 6-8 months no difference then you can call the op wrong.
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lol, three more months, no fucking way! lmfao, or lmfbao (laughing my fuckin bald ass off!)
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my god have none of you got women???

i know most of you are probably geeky spotty nerdy little idiots spending all your time posting on glp (i get the irony of me posting this here lmao ) ...

but try going and getting a girlfriend then you dont have to wank...sheesh...
Anonymous Coward
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05/07/2011 08:57 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
It's a question of Balance. You body knows when to make love (to itself, if you don't have a partner)...I never had a girlfriend in my life so what else should have I done?

Do it as seldom as possible; then you'll be fine until you can leave this filthy hellhole going back to Heaven with 77 virgins waiting for you. lol
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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-wouldn't sex be the same as masturbation, in the sense of the bodies reaction?

-do you have any pre/post masturbatory pictures?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1351914


Yes I do. I will put them on my photobucket page and allow you to see for yourself. I'll no doubt be accused of doctoring the photos, but that's your choice whether you believe me or not.
Anonymous Coward
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05/07/2011 08:58 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Hopefully it will soon be completely restored. I can't put an exact time limit on when that will be.
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I think you could be right. But i have a hard time believing you could stop masturbating like that. Isnt it pretty hard? Bad habit die hard eh?

Do you think your hair in general are growing faster than before you stopped masturbating? My main problem is that i want long hair but it grows too slowly. Think it would help to stop sex?
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05/07/2011 09:02 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Yes but my nymph wife will not leave me alone...
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Although sex is similar in effect to masturbating (production of DHT), you tend to sweat a great deal from your scalp during sex, meaning that DHT is expelled moreso through the act of sex, than it is through masturbating.
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So my eating of spicy food causes my scalp to sweat... perhaps this helps explain my hair loss
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05/07/2011 09:04 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Be a man & stop worrying about pussy. Shave your head you fucking retard.
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LOL the world is falling apart, and you wanna paint your fucking nails?? sissy
wtf

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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Hopefully it will soon be completely restored. I can't put an exact time limit on when that will be.
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I think you could be right. But i have a hard time believing you could stop masturbating like that. Isnt it pretty hard? Bad habit die hard eh?

Do you think your hair in general are growing faster than before you stopped masturbating? My main problem is that i want long hair but it grows too slowly. Think it would help to stop sex?
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I think so for definite. Like I said before, DHT is too powerful as a metabolite, and, although it increases cellular metabolism, cells go into overdrive, and therefore overheat and inflame. When you stop masturbating, your body stops converting testosterone into DHT, and therefore there is more testosterone. Testosterone is practical as a metabolite because it increases the metabolism of a cell, but not at the dangerous level DHT does, so yes, testosterone will help your hair grow faster.
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Be a man & stop worrying about pussy. Shave your head you fucking retard.
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LOL the world is falling apart, and you wanna paint your fucking nails?? sissy
wtf

banana2banana2banana2banana2moshpitbanana2banana2banana2banana2
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lol
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Masterbation is the debil's playground.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Hair is overrated.

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Hair is overrated.

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05/07/2011 09:15 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Yes but my nymph wife will not leave me alone...
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Although sex is similar in effect to masturbating (production of DHT), you tend to sweat a great deal from your scalp during sex, meaning that DHT is expelled moreso through the act of sex, than it is through masturbating.
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So my eating of spicy food causes my scalp to sweat... perhaps this helps explain my hair loss
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damn korean spicy food! damn you to kimchi hell!
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bullshit, coz I stopped masterbating for 3 months an i'm still bald as fuck!!!
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not saying i think op is correct, i dont know but mate it will take you 6 months atleast to notice any real results...keep trying and after 6-8 months no difference then you can call the op wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1359267


lol, three more months, no fucking way! lmfao, or lmfbao (laughing my fuckin bald ass off!)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


my god have none of you got women???

i know most of you are probably geeky spotty nerdy little idiots spending all your time posting on glp (i get the irony of me posting this here lmao ) ...

but try going and getting a girlfriend then you dont have to wank...sheesh...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1359267


actually i've got th hottest korean gf on the planet, her cup size is a D, yeah she's not normal. but damn, she's not with me every damn day!
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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OP - let me ask you:

Whats the difference between our blood being 'heated' by masturbation vs regular sex? Your statement "you tend to sweat a great deal from your scalp during sex" for me isnt true.

In other words, it seems from what you are saying that one would actually have to give up BOTH masturbation AND sex to stop the process. I"m afraid that just aint gonna happen for most people.

Last Edited by upstateny on 05/07/2011 09:20 AM
You can always tell a SHILL by how many posts they make on things they don't believe in.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372939

OP - let me ask you:

Whats the difference between our blood being 'heated' by masturbation vs regular sex?

In other words, it seems from what you are saying that one would actually have to give up BOTH masturbation AND sex to stop the process. I"m afraid that just aint gonna happen for most people.
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Sex is more of a physical activity than masturbating, meaning that when you have sex you are more likely to sweat a great deal, thus body heat from the scalp is released, and the scalp cools down. Whereas with masturbation (in my case anyway) I don't sweat, my blood temperature just increases and travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicles.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I'm 18 years old and I suffer from some very bad hairloss.
I masturbate pretty often I must say :( but I will try this out. Thanks OP! I prayed to God many times about how masturbation is destroying my life and how weird it is to suffer from hair loss at the age of 18. My prayer has been answered.
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everytime you wank a rabbit dies
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Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372939

OP - let me ask you:

Whats the difference between our blood being 'heated' by masturbation vs regular sex?

In other words, it seems from what you are saying that one would actually have to give up BOTH masturbation AND sex to stop the process. I"m afraid that just aint gonna happen for most people.
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Sex is more of a physical activity than masturbating, meaning that when you have sex you are more likely to sweat a great deal, thus body heat from the scalp is released, and the scalp cools down. Whereas with masturbation (in my case anyway) I don't sweat, my blood temperature just increases and travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicles.
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that's hot
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05/07/2011 09:28 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372939

OP - let me ask you:

Whats the difference between our blood being 'heated' by masturbation vs regular sex?

In other words, it seems from what you are saying that one would actually have to give up BOTH masturbation AND sex to stop the process. I"m afraid that just aint gonna happen for most people.
 Quoting: upstateny


Sex is more of a physical activity than masturbating, meaning that when you have sex you are more likely to sweat a great deal, thus body heat from the scalp is released, and the scalp cools down. Whereas with masturbation (in my case anyway) I don't sweat, my blood temperature just increases and travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicles.
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ETA: next time you masturbate, pay attention to how your temples feel, and you will notice that they become really hot. this is because of hot Dht blood dispersing from the temporalis arteries, which supply blood to the hairline.

Just take notice of how hot your temples get, and let this be a barometer of how you start losing your hair.

I reiterate again: cells cannot thrive when exposed to temperatures beyond 40C. That's why we sweat so that the detrimental effects of body heat can be released, and we can cool down. When we don't sweat, heat becomes trapped, and inflammation occurs.

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