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You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!

 
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What if the Chinese masseuse uses her hand on me? Is that the same thing?
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
BTW, OP. I forgot to say that there are an awful lot of men in the world that live in severe desert conditions...like aboriginies and negros that are NOT bald from heat on the scalp.
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Yes, that's true, and exposure to hot sunny conditions causes your scalp to frequently sweat, which causes the scalp, and therefore follicles to cool down.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Ummm why not let you hair recess like alot of guys do. A good looking guy is still a good looking guy with pattern baldness.
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dude......a just good looking guy is an AMAZING LOOKING guy with full thick wild hair !!!!!!!!!
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Dear OP,

thanks a lot for your explanations.

It makes great sense to me.

But really how did you defeat your sex-drive? After a few days it gets overwhelming.

What did you do to not succumb to masturbation ?
Any tipps ?
Is it only willpower ?


Did you really not masturbate since months ?
Not a single time ??
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It gets easier the more you cut down, then you just lose all interest in it altogether. I still get an erection now and then, but I just don't masturbate.

Just will power is all I can advise to you.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
No pic no proof.
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he's right. my mom is living proof.
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so if you put an ice pack on your head will this help?
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Keeping the scalp cool certainly helps, though I think an ice pack would cause the follicles to go into a state of contraction, and blood flow would be minimized.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Hair..... BUT AT WHAT COST!!!
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I think it genetic. I screw like a rabbit, and still have my hair at 51.

What's a thousand rabbits running away from you?
A receding hare line.
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the OP has answered this "genetic"-stuff a few times in this thread....
READ ALL of his postings !
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05/07/2011 10:10 AM
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Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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Like i just wrote in another thread our 70 yr old Catholic priest is bald!

damned
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Freakin perv
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05/07/2011 10:12 AM
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WOW this is groundbreaking information and vital to the survival of the human species! Someone twitter this fast!!!


bsmeter2propogandasheeplebahstfu
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my god cant you tell all the yanks have just got out of bed???

gone from an intellectual debate to a nonsense...

sorry yanks you are fucking dumb people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1359267


Oh well, your reply was just off of the intellectual charts brit!!! What a contribution...weak insults and what does nationality have to with intelligence? I wouldn't say all Brits are stupid based on your comments. Atleast, some of us are "thinking and asking" questions...which helps OP's cause along the way, even if we put it in with some humor...to keep it light. But some ppl like you are true "dullards" and don't get it. Sounds like you have a miserable existance...must "suck" to be you. Have a great day! ;)
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Dear OP,

thanks a lot for your explanations.

It makes great sense to me.

But really how did you defeat your sex-drive? After a few days it gets overwhelming.

What did you do to not succumb to masturbation ?
Any tipps ?
Is it only willpower ?


Did you really not masturbate since months ?
Not a single time ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


It gets easier the more you cut down, then you just lose all interest in it altogether. I still get an erection now and then, but I just don't masturbate.

Just will power is all I can advise to you.
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ok...thanks...
I will compensate masturbation with yoga and meditation..

so I will have NO excuses for neglecting spiritual things, that are really worth my time..

this is is great deal !

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05/07/2011 10:15 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
So now every time I see a bald or balding guy, I'm going to secretly think he's a whack job.
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05/07/2011 10:17 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Going bald is a gene issue, not a meat mashing issue.

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Truth.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I think it genetic. I screw like a rabbit, and still have my hair at 51.

What's a thousand rabbits running away from you?
A receding hare line.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274461


ha, yep I was just jerking everyone's chain...like i jerk everynight. i masturbate more than anyone, and im not going bald anytime soon. in fact my hair is like carpet. i have dandruff...but i'lll be damned if i'm growing bald. this theory is shit!
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Going bald is a gene issue, not a meat mashing issue.

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Truth.
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05/07/2011 10:19 AM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
OP, do you know that it's written in many Chinese Medicine books a few hundreds of years ago?

Most healers of Chinese Medicine believe that masturbation leads to baldness and other side effects.

However, I guess 80-90% Chinese nowadays don't believe this anymore. They believe Chinese Medicine is "superstition", Western Medicine is "scientific", and textbooks always say that masturbation is healthy. LOL
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exactly THIS...^^

they turned the "usage" of masturbation, which actually weakens whole the body, into something beneficial...

Chinese Medicine was and is right on this subject...

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Going bald is a gene issue, not a meat mashing issue.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373766


Truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 720597



FALSE.

the OP has answered this "genetic"-stuff a few times in this thread....

READ ALL of his postings !


he said:

"You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I think it genetic. I screw like a rabbit, and still have my hair at 51.

What's a thousand rabbits running away from you?
A receding hare line.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274461


ha, yep I was just jerking everyone's chain...like i jerk everynight. i masturbate more than anyone, and im not going bald anytime soon. in fact my hair is like carpet. i have dandruff...but i'lll be damned if i'm growing bald. this theory is shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


Because you are NOT GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO MALE PATTERN BALDNESS BECAUSE YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES HAVE LITTLE OR NO DHT RECEPTORS. So, it doesn't matter how much DHT you have in your blood, it will not bind to your hair follicles because of lack of DHT receptors. So, consider yourself fortunate that you can masturbate as much as you want and not worry about losing your hair.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I think it genetic. I screw like a rabbit, and still have my hair at 51.

What's a thousand rabbits running away from you?
A receding hare line.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274461


ha, yep I was just jerking everyone's chain...like i jerk everynight. i masturbate more than anyone, and im not going bald anytime soon. in fact my hair is like carpet. i have dandruff...but i'lll be damned if i'm growing bald. this theory is shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


NO its NOT..

you may have a head of hairs...
but you have become nearly blind or braindamaged..


the OP has answered this "genetic"-stuff a few times in this thread....


READ ALL of his postings !


he said:

"You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."

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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Yes, I don't blame you for being skeptical; after all, there are so many so called hairloss cures out there, but none of them truly deliver.

I just decided to post my discoveries on here to help other people out (or to try to at least).

You created a follow up post to this about hormones not being responsible for hairloss. It's not the hormone itself that has any sort of chemical affect upon follicles; like I previously mentioned, DHT is a very powerful metabolite, which superheats the blood, and it's the bo

Without sounding crude here, but next time you wank, just pay close attention to how hot your temples become; this is because this red hot DHT filled blood is being dispersed byway of the temporalis arteries around your temples. Again when cells are exposed to temps beyond 40C they cannot go through cell division and they begin to shrink. Basically, there is a component within the follicle which contains stem cells, this component is known as the 'hair bulge' and it lays on the command to the dermal papillae to produce hair. When the hair bulge is exposed to high blood temperatures, cell division ceases, and hair stops growing. This is especially true in men who produce more DHT than others, because DHT is a very powerful metabolite, and makes the blood really hot, hence the term, 'red blooded males'.

Again, it's not just wanking that causes hairloss, but stress does also. Stress hormones are metabolites, which also cause the blood to become superheated. Cortisone and adrenaline are the stress metabolites in question here.

I remember when I was 21 and my ex would cause me to become really angry all the time. I used to rage with anger, and as this went on, I began to notice that my hair began to seriously thin. We split up not long after that, and when she was gone, my hair began to thicken up again, because the stress was gone. The difference between stress induced hairloss and masturbating induced hairloss, is that stress hormones don't actually clog up the capillaries connecting to hair follicles, they just cause the blood temperature to rise, and thus have an inflammatory effect upon follicles. With DHT induced hairloss, DHT is chiefly formed from cholesterol, so each time you masturbate, not only does the blood become really hot and inflame the follicle, but it also deposits DHT within the capillaries connecting to them.

As I previously mentioned, the small eccrine sweat glands attached to the follicle become clogged with DHT, so body heat cannot be released effectively, so this heat lingers within the scalp and inflames the follicles, thus causing them to shrink.

I understand why so many men don't think it's worth giving up masturbating in order to regrow their hair... totally their choice. But not only is my hair starting to regrow, but I'm looking more athletic than I've ever looked, my penis has grown even bigger, and I'm full of energy everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373653


As for Me (Will be 54 on May 19th), a man who's had tons of of sex during my lifetime I have to agree with what I bolded in the above quote. At present I still got a full head of thick black hair with a very slight receeding hairline.

Hell...I even have very very few gray hairs on my head. My hair is about 99% still black. My wife, friends and family members always ask why I still don't hardly have any grey hairs on my head and why I havent started going bald yet!

When they ask why I say the following.........
When ever my wife or any women yells or tries to make me mad, I just don't listen, in one ear out the other ear.

My goal with my wife and all women is to not let them piss me off, but to make women get even more pissed when they yell, scream or try to get me mad.

What I do is this....
When a women/wife yells: Let them finish yelling then say...(What did you say? I didn't hear you!) followed by a smile!
When a women/wife continues to yells: Just keep smilling!

When a women/wife screams: Smile at them, then laugh your ass off at them soon after!

Instead of letting a women making you pissed, just enjoy making the women even more pissed!

It worked for Me! That's why I have a full thick head of black hair at 54 years old! :-)

Sorry for any typo's, Im tired after working the nightshift!

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It is a symbiotic relationship. The more you yank your sausage the more your head become like one.

In otherwords, there is a reason why people call you a dickhead.
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I masterbate and I have a full, thick head of hair.

Different strokes for different folks ay?

You mentioned the jerkin-fest but what about good old fashioned sex? Is the effect less pronounced.
There are plenty of people who have lots of sex and have very thick hair. Also, if jerkin really caused hair loss I would have been bald a long time ago. Something doesn't add up. Explain why exceptions are so prevalent or your theory is officially debunked. "I'm living proof".
Also, you're only living proof to yourself, because we cant see you and your probably the only one who believes it.

J/k, I would love to hear you explain how some people are more tolerant than others etc. Or that, "only people who already have the propensity are effected", etc.
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thanks OP 4 the laugh 1st thing in the morning.


lmao
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Dose that mean stop having sex as well is basically same bodily function as masturbating?
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I like to with of sex as masturbation with a human body instead of my hand lol
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I masterbate and I have a full, thick head of hair.

Different strokes for different folks ay?

You mentioned the jerkin-fest but what about good old fashioned sex? Is the effect less pronounced.
There are plenty of people who have lots of sex and have very thick hair. Also, if jerkin really caused hair loss I would have been bald a long time ago. Something doesn't add up. Explain why exceptions are so prevalent or your theory is officially debunked. "I'm living proof".
Also, you're only living proof to yourself, because we cant see you and your probably the only one who believes it.

J/k, I would love to hear you explain how some people are more tolerant than others etc. Or that, "only people who already have the propensity are effected", etc.
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"You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."
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I think it genetic. I screw like a rabbit, and still have my hair at 51.

What's a thousand rabbits running away from you?
A receding hare line.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274461


ha, yep I was just jerking everyone's chain...like i jerk everynight. i masturbate more than anyone, and im not going bald anytime soon. in fact my hair is like carpet. i have dandruff...but i'lll be damned if i'm growing bald. this theory is shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


NO its NOT..

you may have a head of hairs...
but you have become nearly blind or braindamaged..


the OP has answered this "genetic"-stuff a few times in this thread....


READ ALL of his postings !

Why are you being so "pissy-faced?" Some of us have good arguments for OP's theory not being the "gospel". My mother suffered from hair-loss and many women do as well. What's you excuse for that?...too much testosterone and masturbation, lol? Come on. This would only indicate to me that his findings aren't correct. There is another reason for his re-growth is all I'm trying to point-out. He needs to find the real reason if he wants to help us all.


he said:

"You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."

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Dose that mean stop having sex as well is basically same bodily function as masturbating?
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Read this: "You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."

This applies to sex too. It depends how much your hair is worth to you. If you don't care about going bald, then continue to masturbate or have sex. Totally your choice.
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OK I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I'd been studying hairloss for years, and there were all sorts of differing theories as to what causes it. I was reading about how the anti-hairloss drug Propecia prevents testosterone being converted into dihydrotestosterone -- the supposed hormone responsible for causing male pattern baldness. This hormone is also apparently related to the male sex drive.

So I started to recall during my teens and onwards how high my sex drive was; I'd masturbate constantly, and that's when my hairline began to recede. So, I decided to give up masturbating to see if this would make any difference, and did this for several months, then, one day when I looked in the mirror, I noticed small blonde hairs starting to grow back! Over time these hairs became darker and thicker, then even more small blonde hairs started to grow back, and, again, they grew thicker and darker.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but here's a few theories which may explain how my hair is regrowing:

1) I discovered that cells cannot go through cell division when they are heated beyond 40C. Everytime we masturbate, the blood becomes super heated because of dihydrotesosterone. It is a very powerful metabolite, said to be 5 to 10 times more potent than testosterone. As you're probably aware, 30 to 40% of body heat is lost through the head via small sweat glands attached to the hair follicle. They are called eccrine glands. So each time we masturbate, this red hot DHT blood travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicle, and causes cell division to come to a stand still (because cell division cannot occur beyond 40C). The cell then begins to shrink. This may also explain why hairloss is accelerated during prolonged periods of stress, because stress hormones are metabolites, which causes a rapid increase in blood temperature, and, like masturbating, this red hot blood travels to the scalp and inflames the hair follicles.

2) Each time we masturbate, blood containing DHT, travels to the scalp, and gradually begins to clog up the capillaries connected to the hair follicle and it's components. The hair follicle has many components, such as the eccrine glands, erector pilli muscle, sebaceous gland, etc. Like I mentioned before, the eccrine glands are responsible for releasing body heat from the scalp. When these glands become clogged with DHT, they cannot effectively release body heat, so this heat becomes trapped within the follicle and inflames it. Have you noticed that each time you've been losing your hair, that you've felt a prickly heat sensation in your scalp? This is because heat cannot escape, and thus inflammation occurs, and consequently, hairloss.

3) Giving up masturbating, inhibits testosterone from being converted into DHT, and causes a rise in testosterone levels. Testosterone is responsible for protein synthesis, whereby it has an anabolic effect upon cells; the more tesosterone in the bloodstream, the more developed each cell of your body will be. So maybe extra testosterone assists in building stronger, healthier hair follicles? All I know is, not only is my hair regrowing, but I'm starting to become more masculine looking. My face and body muscles/ bone structure is noticably more defined, and my skin looks thicker and healthier than ever before.

There are more factors involved in the causes of baldness, but I'm living proof that giving up masturbating/sex causes your hair to start to regrow! I'm going to continue doing this until my hairline is fully restored to it's original state.
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You are living proof! sometimes abortion is needed