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You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!

 
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This is pinned so it must work lol

I'll give it a try
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I think it genetic. I screw like a rabbit, and still have my hair at 51.

What's a thousand rabbits running away from you?
A receding hare line.
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ha, yep I was just jerking everyone's chain...like i jerk everynight. i masturbate more than anyone, and im not going bald anytime soon. in fact my hair is like carpet. i have dandruff...but i'lll be damned if i'm growing bald. this theory is shit!
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NO its NOT..

you may have a head of hairs...
but you have become nearly blind or braindamaged..


the OP has answered this "genetic"-stuff a few times in this thread....


READ ALL of his postings !


he said:

"You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."

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Why are you being so "pissy-faced" about this? Some of us are trying to point-out to the OP, that there are faults in his theory...this only helps his deisre to reach the truth. DOn't be so closed-minded dude. Women have this problem too...so this can't be correct! Obviously it couldn't happen to them for the same reasons that OP claims? There is a real good point.
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This is pinned so it must work lol

I'll give it a try
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One question tho OP

you're sure you don't have some religious agenda I hope?

I once read in a book by Aleister Crowley btw, the advice not to masturbate, cause you spill Prana if you do. Instead you can make the life-energy in the semen flow back into your system, by meditation. I'll have to look it up, it's a book on astral magic.
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This is pinned so it must work lol

I'll give it a try
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One question tho OP

you're sure you don't have some religious agenda I hope?

I once read in a book by Aleister Crowley btw, the advice not to masturbate, cause you spill Prana if you do. Instead you can make the life-energy in the semen flow back into your system, by meditation. I'll have to look it up, it's a book on astral magic.
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No religious agenda in mind here (I'm not religious). I just studied hairloss, and discovered a link between elevated DHT levels and sexual libido, so I put it to the test and it worked for me.
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i guess if how u look to other people is more important than your happiness.
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I would rather go bald.
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OK I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I'd been studying hairloss for years, and there were all sorts of differing theories as to what causes it. I was reading about how the anti-hairloss drug Propecia prevents testosterone being converted into dihydrotestosterone -- the supposed hormone responsible for causing male pattern baldness. This hormone is also apparently related to the male sex drive.

So I started to recall during my teens and onwards how high my sex drive was; I'd masturbate constantly, and that's when my hairline began to recede. So, I decided to give up masturbating to see if this would make any difference, and did this for several months, then, one day when I looked in the mirror, I noticed small blonde hairs starting to grow back! Over time these hairs became darker and thicker, then even more small blonde hairs started to grow back, and, again, they grew thicker and darker.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but here's a few theories which may explain how my hair is regrowing:

1) I discovered that cells cannot go through cell division when they are heated beyond 40C. Everytime we masturbate, the blood becomes super heated because of dihydrotesosterone. It is a very powerful metabolite, said to be 5 to 10 times more potent than testosterone. As you're probably aware, 30 to 40% of body heat is lost through the head via small sweat glands attached to the hair follicle. They are called eccrine glands. So each time we masturbate, this red hot DHT blood travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicle, and causes cell division to come to a stand still (because cell division cannot occur beyond 40C). The cell then begins to shrink. This may also explain why hairloss is accelerated during prolonged periods of stress, because stress hormones are metabolites, which causes a rapid increase in blood temperature, and, like masturbating, this red hot blood travels to the scalp and inflames the hair follicles.

2) Each time we masturbate, blood containing DHT, travels to the scalp, and gradually begins to clog up the capillaries connected to the hair follicle and it's components. The hair follicle has many components, such as the eccrine glands, erector pilli muscle, sebaceous gland, etc. Like I mentioned before, the eccrine glands are responsible for releasing body heat from the scalp. When these glands become clogged with DHT, they cannot effectively release body heat, so this heat becomes trapped within the follicle and inflames it. Have you noticed that each time you've been losing your hair, that you've felt a prickly heat sensation in your scalp? This is because heat cannot escape, and thus inflammation occurs, and consequently, hairloss.

3) Giving up masturbating, inhibits testosterone from being converted into DHT, and causes a rise in testosterone levels. Testosterone is responsible for protein synthesis, whereby it has an anabolic effect upon cells; the more tesosterone in the bloodstream, the more developed each cell of your body will be. So maybe extra testosterone assists in building stronger, healthier hair follicles? All I know is, not only is my hair regrowing, but I'm starting to become more masculine looking. My face and body muscles/ bone structure is noticably more defined, and my skin looks thicker and healthier than ever before.

There are more factors involved in the causes of baldness, but I'm living proof that giving up masturbating/sex causes your hair to start to regrow! I'm going to continue doing this until my hairline is fully restored to it's original state.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372939


i have a better solution and you can still masturbate and fuck everyday it is called black tea not green. black tea blocks dht production by over 72 percent

[link to www.hairsite.com]

anyway all of my family the men are going bald i am 26 and i still have all of my hair. i am always drinking black tea so i googled it and i guess that is why the black tea made me never go bald.. also you need to drink it straight without sugar for it to really work.. i have no sign of going bald.. my moms dad is bald, my dad , my dads dad and all of my uncles.. if you think you are prone to going bald start drinking black tea before you do good like drink up.. dance
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Why are you being so "pissy-faced" about this? Some of us are trying to point-out to the OP, that there are faults in his theory...this only helps his deisre to reach the truth. DOn't be so closed-minded dude. Women have this problem too...so this can't be correct! Obviously it couldn't happen to them for the same reasons that OP claims? There is a real good point.

I appreciate your feedback and constructive criticisms. The fact is, there are other contributory factors that induce pattern baldness, but the point I was trying to make was, if you are genetically predisposed to pattern baldness, the presence of DHT causes the onset of it because of DHT receptors within the follicle.

Women do suffer alopecia androgentica, but nowhere on the scale as men. This is sometimes down to over production of male sex hormones (according to the experts). Also, when women suffer from this, it's rarely a receding hairline, but more diffuse thinning throughout the scalp.
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Well that explains all those monks with full heads of hair.
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i must agree i choke the chicken maybe 5 times a year, as compared to 5 times a day back 5 yrs ago, male p baldness runs in my clan , so stop spanking the monkey guys.
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OK I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I'd been studying hairloss for years, and there were all sorts of differing theories as to what causes it. I was reading about how the anti-hairloss drug Propecia prevents testosterone being converted into dihydrotestosterone -- the supposed hormone responsible for causing male pattern baldness. This hormone is also apparently related to the male sex drive.

So I started to recall during my teens and onwards how high my sex drive was; I'd masturbate constantly, and that's when my hairline began to recede. So, I decided to give up masturbating to see if this would make any difference, and did this for several months, then, one day when I looked in the mirror, I noticed small blonde hairs starting to grow back! Over time these hairs became darker and thicker, then even more small blonde hairs started to grow back, and, again, they grew thicker and darker.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but here's a few theories which may explain how my hair is regrowing:

1) I discovered that cells cannot go through cell division when they are heated beyond 40C. Everytime we masturbate, the blood becomes super heated because of dihydrotesosterone. It is a very powerful metabolite, said to be 5 to 10 times more potent than testosterone. As you're probably aware, 30 to 40% of body heat is lost through the head via small sweat glands attached to the hair follicle. They are called eccrine glands. So each time we masturbate, this red hot DHT blood travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicle, and causes cell division to come to a stand still (because cell division cannot occur beyond 40C). The cell then begins to shrink. This may also explain why hairloss is accelerated during prolonged periods of stress, because stress hormones are metabolites, which causes a rapid increase in blood temperature, and, like masturbating, this red hot blood travels to the scalp and inflames the hair follicles.

2) Each time we masturbate, blood containing DHT, travels to the scalp, and gradually begins to clog up the capillaries connected to the hair follicle and it's components. The hair follicle has many components, such as the eccrine glands, erector pilli muscle, sebaceous gland, etc. Like I mentioned before, the eccrine glands are responsible for releasing body heat from the scalp. When these glands become clogged with DHT, they cannot effectively release body heat, so this heat becomes trapped within the follicle and inflames it. Have you noticed that each time you've been losing your hair, that you've felt a prickly heat sensation in your scalp? This is because heat cannot escape, and thus inflammation occurs, and consequently, hairloss.

3) Giving up masturbating, inhibits testosterone from being converted into DHT, and causes a rise in testosterone levels. Testosterone is responsible for protein synthesis, whereby it has an anabolic effect upon cells; the more tesosterone in the bloodstream, the more developed each cell of your body will be. So maybe extra testosterone assists in building stronger, healthier hair follicles? All I know is, not only is my hair regrowing, but I'm starting to become more masculine looking. My face and body muscles/ bone structure is noticably more defined, and my skin looks thicker and healthier than ever before.

There are more factors involved in the causes of baldness, but I'm living proof that giving up masturbating/sex causes your hair to start to regrow! I'm going to continue doing this until my hairline is fully restored to it's original state.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372939


i have a better solution and you can still masturbate and fuck everyday it is called black tea not green. black tea blocks dht production by over 72 percent

[link to www.hairsite.com]

anyway all of my family the men are going bald i am 26 and i still have all of my hair. i am always drinking black tea so i googled it and i guess that is why the black tea made me never go bald.. also you need to drink it straight without sugar for it to really work.. i have no sign of going bald.. my moms dad is bald, my dad , my dads dad and all of my uncles.. if you think you are prone to going bald start drinking black tea before you do good like drink up.. dance
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also this study was conducted by harvard..Idol1
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My hair won't stop growing so I think I'll try the other end of your theory and masturbate 20 times a day. Maybe that will help. thanks op.
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Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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lmao
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Blindness and now baldness !!

wtf
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Well that explains all those monks with full heads of hair.
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jaja i like your sarcasm the main reason why most monks are bald is one they probably jack off to god too much and because they drink green tea.. green tea increases dht production
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WHY IS THIS SHIT PINNED??????????????????????????
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every time you masturbate a hair cell dies and goes to heaven
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WOW this is groundbreaking information and vital to the survival of the human species! Someone twitter this fast!!!


bsmeter2propogandasheeplebahstfu
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my god cant you tell all the yanks have just got out of bed???

gone from an intellectual debate to a nonsense...

sorry yanks you are fucking dumb people.
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Oh well, your reply was just off of the intellectual charts brit!!! What a contribution...weak insults and what does nationality have to with intelligence? I wouldn't say all Brits are stupid based on your comments. Atleast, some of us are "thinking and asking" questions...which helps OP's cause along the way, even if we put it in with some humor...to keep it light. But some ppl like you are true "dullards" and don't get it. Sounds like you have a miserable existance...must "suck" to be you. Have a great day! ;)
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nationality...because as soon as you bunch of retards get involved the tone drops considerably.

i used to turn away from the stereotypical yank (no brains and ape like) but after reading these boards for a while im afraid the stereotype fits perfectly! just an honest observation...




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Brool Stroy Cro

stfu
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My brother died from over masturbating, it was a horrible funeral, the undertaker couldn't wipe the smile off his face.

Mama don't allow no chicken chocking around here. rockon
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OK I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I'd been studying hairloss for years, and there were all sorts of differing theories as to what causes it. I was reading about how the anti-hairloss drug Propecia prevents testosterone being converted into dihydrotestosterone -- the supposed hormone responsible for causing male pattern baldness. This hormone is also apparently related to the male sex drive.

So I started to recall during my teens and onwards how high my sex drive was; I'd masturbate constantly, and that's when my hairline began to recede. So, I decided to give up masturbating to see if this would make any difference, and did this for several months, then, one day when I looked in the mirror, I noticed small blonde hairs starting to grow back! Over time these hairs became darker and thicker, then even more small blonde hairs started to grow back, and, again, they grew thicker and darker.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but here's a few theories which may explain how my hair is regrowing:

1) I discovered that cells cannot go through cell division when they are heated beyond 40C. Everytime we masturbate, the blood becomes super heated because of dihydrotesosterone. It is a very powerful metabolite, said to be 5 to 10 times more potent than testosterone. As you're probably aware, 30 to 40% of body heat is lost through the head via small sweat glands attached to the hair follicle. They are called eccrine glands. So each time we masturbate, this red hot DHT blood travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicle, and causes cell division to come to a stand still (because cell division cannot occur beyond 40C). The cell then begins to shrink. This may also explain why hairloss is accelerated during prolonged periods of stress, because stress hormones are metabolites, which causes a rapid increase in blood temperature, and, like masturbating, this red hot blood travels to the scalp and inflames the hair follicles.

2) Each time we masturbate, blood containing DHT, travels to the scalp, and gradually begins to clog up the capillaries connected to the hair follicle and it's components. The hair follicle has many components, such as the eccrine glands, erector pilli muscle, sebaceous gland, etc. Like I mentioned before, the eccrine glands are responsible for releasing body heat from the scalp. When these glands become clogged with DHT, they cannot effectively release body heat, so this heat becomes trapped within the follicle and inflames it. Have you noticed that each time you've been losing your hair, that you've felt a prickly heat sensation in your scalp? This is because heat cannot escape, and thus inflammation occurs, and consequently, hairloss.

3) Giving up masturbating, inhibits testosterone from being converted into DHT, and causes a rise in testosterone levels. Testosterone is responsible for protein synthesis, whereby it has an anabolic effect upon cells; the more tesosterone in the bloodstream, the more developed each cell of your body will be. So maybe extra testosterone assists in building stronger, healthier hair follicles? All I know is, not only is my hair regrowing, but I'm starting to become more masculine looking. My face and body muscles/ bone structure is noticably more defined, and my skin looks thicker and healthier than ever before.

There are more factors involved in the causes of baldness, but I'm living proof that giving up masturbating/sex causes your hair to start to regrow! I'm going to continue doing this until my hairline is fully restored to it's original state.
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You are living proof! sometimes abortion is needed
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why would you like to have been aborted ?
we could catch up on it everytime....

just agree and I send my buddys...

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I'm going bald should I get give up having sex everyday?
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That explains why more women are going bald at an earlier age!
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I'm going bald should I get give up having sex everyday?
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That depends on how you and your gal feels about that. All I can tell you is that, the less sex/masturbating the lower your dht levels will be.
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I think it genetic. I screw like a rabbit, and still have my hair at 51.

What's a thousand rabbits running away from you?
A receding hare line.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274461


ha, yep I was just jerking everyone's chain...like i jerk everynight. i masturbate more than anyone, and im not going bald anytime soon. in fact my hair is like carpet. i have dandruff...but i'lll be damned if i'm growing bald. this theory is shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


NO its NOT..

you may have a head of hairs...
but you have become nearly blind or braindamaged..


the OP has answered this "genetic"-stuff a few times in this thread....


READ ALL of his postings !


he said:

"You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


Why are you being so "pissy-faced" about this? Some of us are trying to point-out to the OP, that there are faults in his theory...this only helps his deisre to reach the truth. DOn't be so closed-minded dude. Women have this problem too...so this can't be correct! Obviously it couldn't happen to them for the same reasons that OP claims? There is a real good point.
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Sir, regarding to women.

Most women start to loose hair due to heavy stress or hormon imbalances after giving birth or with their menopause. But they don´t loose them as young girls like some young men do.

Also they DONT develop these different, weird and ugly baldness-patterns like men do (just on the temples, just on the backside, all on top, but not sides or back etc.)

Women loose their hair in a much more diffuse way than men !

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ha, yep I was just jerking everyone's chain...like i jerk everynight. i masturbate more than anyone, and im not going bald anytime soon. in fact my hair is like carpet. i have dandruff...but i'lll be damned if i'm growing bald. this theory is shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323315


NO its NOT..

you may have a head of hairs...
but you have become nearly blind or braindamaged..


the OP has answered this "genetic"-stuff a few times in this thread....


READ ALL of his postings !


he said:

"You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


Why are you being so "pissy-faced" about this? Some of us are trying to point-out to the OP, that there are faults in his theory...this only helps his deisre to reach the truth. DOn't be so closed-minded dude. Women have this problem too...so this can't be correct! Obviously it couldn't happen to them for the same reasons that OP claims? There is a real good point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373870



Sir, regarding to women.

Most women start to loose hair due to heavy stress or hormon imbalances after giving birth or with their menopause. But they don´t loose them as young girls like some young men do.

Also they DONT develop these different, weird and ugly baldness-patterns like men do (just on the temples, just on the backside, all on top, but not sides or back etc.)

Women loose their hair in a much more diffuse way than men !

.
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you must be a bald chick
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Baldness and graying are visual signs of male dominance like silverback Gorillas.

If you are really so insecure and obsessed about going bald, there is a known simple cure: castration.
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NO its NOT..

you may have a head of hairs...
but you have become nearly blind or braindamaged..


the OP has answered this "genetic"-stuff a few times in this thread....


READ ALL of his postings !


he said:

"You missed the point again; in SOME men, they have more DHT receptors within their follicles, than men who are NOT genetically predisposed to pattern baldness. So... the former category are susceptible to baldness when DHT levels are elevated in the bloodstream (hence through too much masturbating), whereas the latter category can masturbate as often as they want, and they will not go bald because their follicles contain little or no DHT recpetors."

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


Why are you being so "pissy-faced" about this? Some of us are trying to point-out to the OP, that there are faults in his theory...this only helps his deisre to reach the truth. DOn't be so closed-minded dude. Women have this problem too...so this can't be correct! Obviously it couldn't happen to them for the same reasons that OP claims? There is a real good point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373870



Sir, regarding to women.

Most women start to loose hair due to heavy stress or hormon imbalances after giving birth or with their menopause. But they don´t loose them as young girls like some young men do.

Also they DONT develop these different, weird and ugly baldness-patterns like men do (just on the temples, just on the backside, all on top, but not sides or back etc.)

Women loose their hair in a much more diffuse way than men !

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


you must be a bald chick
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haha....no I'm not a woman, Sir Freak...

why did you ask ?

because I said baldness-patterns of men get totally ugly over time so they finally have to shave their heads to not look like a disgusting retard ??

thats just the horrible truth...
every man knows and fears that...

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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
The problem with giving up on having orgasms is the increased risk of prostate cancer.

Whether I’m in a relationship or not, I try and have around two orgasms a week. I believe leaving any body system idle is bad for the body.

Exercise everything, because if one system fails, everything fails.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
before and after pics or stfu/gtfo

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