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You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!

 
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Many martial arts like neikung say to abstain from sexual activity to increase your chi, power etc

many religious orders say to abstain from sexual activity to be closer to god etc

it all ties together.

secret societies even have rituals to consume the nutrient rich blood from a menstruating girl to increase their own power.

masterbation drains nutrients from the body because it has to put so much into the creation of more sperm which is nutrient dense to aid in the creation of a new fetus from the initial egg cell and sperm.
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you must be a bald chick
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haha....no I'm not a woman, Sir Freak...

why did you ask ?

because I said baldness-patterns of men get totally ugly over time so they finally have to shave their heads to not look like a disgusting retard ??

thats just the horrible truth...
every man knows and fears that...

.
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You are retarded. Real men don't worry about becoming bald because it confers ranking social status. Even with our culture's attempts to marginalize bald men, this remains a very easily observed psychological effect upon people around bald men.
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[link to abchomeopathy.com]



Did you know... that over-masturbation can permanently destroy your willy

" Frequent masturbation and ejaculation will stimulate the acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Excessive masturbation and ejaculation can, and often times will, result in over-production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. An unnatural abundance of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion, in turn, making the brain and bodily functions perform at an extreme level. In other words, there is a huge change in body chemistry when one masturbates excessively. This leads into Premature Ejaculation."

"Also, over-masturbation produces excessive DHT, norepinephrine, epinephrine, and prolactin, and then prolactin forces norepinephrine and epinephrine to bind into the sympathetic nervous alpha receptors for constriction of the blood vessels to trap DHT in the thin scalp skin where your hair rooting cells are over-burned resulting in hair scalp/loss , depression , loss of interest (for both sex or life), permanent destruction of the penis nerves."

----TBTB want you to deplete your life force energy---sex is promoted by all the media---movies, books, TV, magazines, radio, music----

Do the research--Chinese Medicine, Tao, Chi, Life force----the information is pretty well kept from the mainstream

[link to www.nine3.com]


"The testicles produce sperm and hormones and the prostate produces the nutrient-, hormone-, and energy-rich seminal fluid. The secretions produced in the prostate contain not only the chemical components of thsese compounds, but also Vital Life Force. These secretions constitute the semen, which is the substance that serves as the carrier of sperm."

"When the average man ejaculates, he loses about one tablespoon of semen.According to research, the nutritional value of this amount of semen is equal to that of 8 ounces of beefsteak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons combined. That includes proteins, vitamins, minerals, amino acids and everything else associated with these nutrients."

"The semen also contains a great deal of Vital Life Force; therefore, an ejaculation also represents a great deal of lost vital energy. This is demonstrated by the exhaustion and even depression experienced after ejaculation."

"Ejaculation is often called "coming," but a more precise term for it would be "going," since everything — including the erection, vital energy, millions of live sperm, hormones, nutrients, even a little of the man's personality — goes away through the action. It is a great sacrifice for the man spiritually, mentally, and physically."
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Yes but my nymph wife will not leave me alone...
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Although sex is similar in effect to masturbating (production of DHT), you tend to sweat a great deal from your scalp during sex, meaning that DHT is expelled moreso through the act of sex, than it is through masturbating.
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Interesting, cause REAL sex actually gives one a workout ! hehe. thanks for this observation.

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Fake- I can wank up to 6 times a day, and I have hair like a lion!
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nigga plz
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tounge
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What if you were to beat off in a freezer ,that way your blood wouldnt get so hot.
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I'm 26 and I still have my hair, but my father and grandfather were bald.

I've come to many of the same conclusions, and definitely know that heat feeling in the head, it's like a prickly, brow-sweat thing. Makes way too much sense to ignore.
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Many martial arts like neikung say to abstain from sexual activity to increase your chi, power etc

many religious orders say to abstain from sexual activity to be closer to god etc

it all ties together.

secret societies even have rituals to consume the nutrient rich blood from a menstruating girl to increase their own power.

masterbation drains nutrients from the body because it has to put so much into the creation of more sperm which is nutrient dense to aid in the creation of a new fetus from the initial egg cell and sperm.
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Interesting. You may be on to something. Which secret societies are you talking of here? Is there a correlation between their apparent power and this practice?
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05/07/2011 12:13 PM
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The title of this thread made me lol.
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you must be a bald chick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1354257



haha....no I'm not a woman, Sir Freak...

why did you ask ?

because I said baldness-patterns of men get totally ugly over time so they finally have to shave their heads to not look like a disgusting retard ??

thats just the horrible truth...
every man knows and fears that...

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


You are retarded. Real men don't worry about becoming bald because it confers ranking social status. Even with our culture's attempts to marginalize bald men, this remains a very easily observed psychological effect upon people around bald men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373974



dude....such real men get a shock when they start observe the beginning of their hairloss...
but they try over years and years to get used to it, because they think that they can do zero about it...(which is WRONG)

but those real man weep in their cushion every night about their former full head of awesome hair...

because now they lack this extra-piece of super-awesomeness

also...if a man has full hair he can shave them at any time...
but if one has severe hairloss he is stuck with it...meaning he looses a great much of his freedom and choice...

.
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05/07/2011 12:22 PM
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Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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Lmao *drops dick asap* cool2
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Many martial arts like neikung say to abstain from sexual activity to increase your chi, power etc

many religious orders say to abstain from sexual activity to be closer to god etc

it all ties together.

secret societies even have rituals to consume the nutrient rich blood from a menstruating girl to increase their own power.

masterbation drains nutrients from the body because it has to put so much into the creation of more sperm which is nutrient dense to aid in the creation of a new fetus from the initial egg cell and sperm.
 Quoting: G 1373964


Interesting. You may be on to something. Which secret societies are you talking of here? Is there a correlation between their apparent power and this practice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373995


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personally, i want less hair. i find it quite a nuisance.
i guess i know what i gotta do!
see you guys later.
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guess all women should stop that too.
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guess all women should stop that too.
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you must be a bald chick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1354257



haha....no I'm not a woman, Sir Freak...

why did you ask ?

because I said baldness-patterns of men get totally ugly over time so they finally have to shave their heads to not look like a disgusting retard ??

thats just the horrible truth...
every man knows and fears that...

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


You are retarded. Real men don't worry about becoming bald because it confers ranking social status. Even with our culture's attempts to marginalize bald men, this remains a very easily observed psychological effect upon people around bald men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373974



also think about Kevin Costner how stupid he started looking with hairloos...

think about Pierce Brosnan..he was PURE AWESOMESS with his full black hair...he would have looke like a retard with loosing them too early...

Look at Timothy Dalton: looking like a retard with hairloss

and did you know that Sean Connery wore a TOUPEE during of all of his Bond movies ??
because he looked in the movies like a freaking retard without it...

etc. (could go on forever....)


so whats your point, "real" man ?


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Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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goaway
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05/07/2011 12:49 PM
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Wow OP - i think you are really onto something! From your explanations and links it does make sense.

As a woman, when i consider all the wankers i've met in life - they're all bald or going that way!!

Conserving ones sexual energy is a powerful, body-giving thing to do.

Orgasm has become , in modern society, something to enjoy while having a break. Men in particular are so obsessed with masturbation, in general.
I've always found those guys who wank less think more. Truly.

Achieving orgasm should be a release and recirculation of chi.

'Passing the Anch' in Egyptian times was a very powerful release of sexual energy and was ceremonally enjoyed.

These days the majority have a 'quickie' before work...etc...

Keep up the good work (not wood! ha!) OP.....it's obviously working for you and you have made quite a breakthrough.

Salute you sir!!

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Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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He, he, he! That's what I was thinking. :)
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you must be a bald chick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1354257



haha....no I'm not a woman, Sir Freak...

why did you ask ?

because I said baldness-patterns of men get totally ugly over time so they finally have to shave their heads to not look like a disgusting retard ??

thats just the horrible truth...
every man knows and fears that...

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


You are retarded. Real men don't worry about becoming bald because it confers ranking social status. Even with our culture's attempts to marginalize bald men, this remains a very easily observed psychological effect upon people around bald men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373974



I tell you about another "REAL MAN".

Tiger Woods wears a BASEBALL-Cap mostly all the time while in public...

now you know why: he looses hair like a retard and I´m sure he hates it!

So where are your "real men", dude.... ?
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Wow OP - i think you are really onto something! From your explanations and links it does make sense.

As a woman, when i consider all the wankers i've met in life - they're all bald or going that way!!

Conserving ones sexual energy is a powerful, body-giving thing to do.

Orgasm has become , in modern society, something to enjoy while having a break. Men in particular are so obsessed with masturbation, in general.
I've always found those guys who wank less think more. Truly.

Achieving orgasm should be a release and recirculation of chi.

'Passing the Anch' in Egyptian times was a very powerful release of sexual energy and was ceremonally enjoyed.

These days the majority have a 'quickie' before work...etc...

Keep up the good work (not wood! ha!) OP.....it's obviously working for you and you have made quite a breakthrough.

Salute you sir!!

afro
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exactly this....^^

Orgasms are nowadays consumed like cheap anything...
the ideal is: "the more (frequent) the better"...which is a corruption and misuse of this life-force...

lots of men suffer from this habit without knowing the cause...
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you must be a bald chick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1354257



haha....no I'm not a woman, Sir Freak...

why did you ask ?

because I said baldness-patterns of men get totally ugly over time so they finally have to shave their heads to not look like a disgusting retard ??

thats just the horrible truth...
every man knows and fears that...

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


You are retarded. Real men don't worry about becoming bald because it confers ranking social status. Even with our culture's attempts to marginalize bald men, this remains a very easily observed psychological effect upon people around bald men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373974



dude....such real men get a shock when they start observe the beginning of their hairloss...
but they try over years and years to get used to it, because they think that they can do zero about it...(which is WRONG)

but those real man weep in their cushion every night about their former full head of awesome hair...

because now they lack this extra-piece of super-awesomeness

also...if a man has full hair he can shave them at any time...
but if one has severe hairloss he is stuck with it...meaning he looses a great much of his freedom and choice...

.
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Look, if you are so afraid of going bald, cut your damn balls off.
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That explains why Prince Williams has a big bald spot.
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nigga plz
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LMFAO!!!
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Hey OP! Can we get some b4 and after pics?
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Masturbation is more better than having hair. If your theory was correct I wouldn't have a hair left on my head, but there are enough to keep the sun burn from being too bad.

Semen production does drain your body's supply of nutrients. Vitamin and mineral supplements do help. What is good for your health is good for your hair. Some people are just doomed by genetics. Their hair just falls out no matter what.
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haha....no I'm not a woman, Sir Freak...

why did you ask ?

because I said baldness-patterns of men get totally ugly over time so they finally have to shave their heads to not look like a disgusting retard ??

thats just the horrible truth...
every man knows and fears that...

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


You are retarded. Real men don't worry about becoming bald because it confers ranking social status. Even with our culture's attempts to marginalize bald men, this remains a very easily observed psychological effect upon people around bald men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373974



dude....such real men get a shock when they start observe the beginning of their hairloss...
but they try over years and years to get used to it, because they think that they can do zero about it...(which is WRONG)

but those real man weep in their cushion every night about their former full head of awesome hair...

because now they lack this extra-piece of super-awesomeness

also...if a man has full hair he can shave them at any time...
but if one has severe hairloss he is stuck with it...meaning he looses a great much of his freedom and choice...

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1146913


Look, if you are so afraid of going bald, cut your damn balls off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1373974



that would be a complete misunderstanding of the human body... ^^

you will NOT cut anything off from your body, which would disturb the flow of Chi greatly...

but you go with nature and exercice a healthy self-restraint...

detaching from the programming of excessive consumerism (through the so called "modern" world) is the key for real manly strength and power...

the ancients knew that....
the heavily mind-programmed and overheated "modern" people don´t...

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what about sex?
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what about sex?
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OP:
"Like I said, sex causes us to sweat from our scalps, meaning that DHT is expelled a great deal more than when we masturbate. Masturbation is a quick thrill, yet it's not really as physical as sex is, meaning we don't really sweat out DHT when we masturbate. instead, it just gathers and clogs up the scalp."

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