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You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!

 
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You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
OK I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I'd been studying hairloss for years, and there were all sorts of differing theories as to what causes it. I was reading about how the anti-hairloss drug Propecia prevents testosterone being converted into dihydrotestosterone -- the supposed hormone responsible for causing male pattern baldness. This hormone is also apparently related to the male sex drive.

So I started to recall during my teens and onwards how high my sex drive was; I'd masturbate constantly, and that's when my hairline began to recede. So, I decided to give up masturbating to see if this would make any difference, and did this for several months, then, one day when I looked in the mirror, I noticed small blonde hairs starting to grow back! Over time these hairs became darker and thicker, then even more small blonde hairs started to grow back, and, again, they grew thicker and darker.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but here's a few theories which may explain how my hair is regrowing:

1) I discovered that cells cannot go through cell division when they are heated beyond 40C. Everytime we masturbate, the blood becomes super heated because of dihydrotesosterone. It is a very powerful metabolite, said to be 5 to 10 times more potent than testosterone. As you're probably aware, 30 to 40% of body heat is lost through the head via small sweat glands attached to the hair follicle. They are called eccrine glands. So each time we masturbate, this red hot DHT blood travels to the scalp, and inflames the follicle, and causes cell division to come to a stand still (because cell division cannot occur beyond 40C). The cell then begins to shrink. This may also explain why hairloss is accelerated during prolonged periods of stress, because stress hormones are metabolites, which causes a rapid increase in blood temperature, and, like masturbating, this red hot blood travels to the scalp and inflames the hair follicles.

2) Each time we masturbate, blood containing DHT, travels to the scalp, and gradually begins to clog up the capillaries connected to the hair follicle and it's components. The hair follicle has many components, such as the eccrine glands, erector pilli muscle, sebaceous gland, etc. Like I mentioned before, the eccrine glands are responsible for releasing body heat from the scalp. When these glands become clogged with DHT, they cannot effectively release body heat, so this heat becomes trapped within the follicle and inflames it. Have you noticed that each time you've been losing your hair, that you've felt a prickly heat sensation in your scalp? This is because heat cannot escape, and thus inflammation occurs, and consequently, hairloss.

3) Giving up masturbating, inhibits testosterone from being converted into DHT, and causes a rise in testosterone levels. Testosterone is responsible for protein synthesis, whereby it has an anabolic effect upon cells; the more tesosterone in the bloodstream, the more developed each cell of your body will be. So maybe extra testosterone assists in building stronger, healthier hair follicles? All I know is, not only is my hair regrowing, but I'm starting to become more masculine looking. My face and body muscles/ bone structure is noticably more defined, and my skin looks thicker and healthier than ever before.

There are more factors involved in the causes of baldness, but I'm living proof that giving up masturbating/sex causes your hair to start to regrow! I'm going to continue doing this until my hairline is fully restored to it's original state.
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cool story bro
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nigga plz
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Do a comb over like trump and keep jerkit
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cool story brah
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Not. Worth. It.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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so you need to post pictures of how hairy you are. otherwise there is NO PROOF!!!!
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But then the hair on your palms stops growing. A "toss" up I guess. :)
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Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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so back when you were yanking it like a monkey fucking a football, did all the hair then grow on your palms, so in essence just a shift in hair , not really a loss?
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I would rather go bald.
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Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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so you need to post pictures of how hairy you are. otherwise there is NO PROOF!!!!
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OK my hairline is not fully restored at this point but it's getting there. I've regrown hair naturally, without the use of expensive pills or potions.

If you want before and after pics, here's my email address [email protected]

So let's talk if you want to, and you will see I'm not lying.
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Yes but my nymph wife will not leave me alone...
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But then the hair on your palms stops growing. A "toss" up I guess. :)
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LOL that's a myth. Giving up masturbating causes DHT levels to drastically drop. After a period of time, it clears away from the scalp, and hair cells thrive once again.
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Yes but my nymph wife will not leave me alone...
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Although sex is similar in effect to masturbating (production of DHT), you tend to sweat a great deal from your scalp during sex, meaning that DHT is expelled moreso through the act of sex, than it is through masturbating.
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05/06/2011 09:28 PM
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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so back when you were yanking it like a monkey fucking a football, did all the hair then grow on your palms, so in essence just a shift in hair , not really a loss?
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cruise


And what makes masturbation so different from having sex? or are you forbidding our guys having sex altogether? Oh boy, are you gonna see some rotten tomatoes flying in your general direction!
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Yes but my nymph wife will not leave me alone...
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Although sex is similar in effect to masturbating (production of DHT), you tend to sweat a great deal from your scalp during sex, meaning that DHT is expelled moreso through the act of sex, than it is through masturbating.
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yeah if youre a huge fat ass, or fucking in a sauna.. but what about normal in shape people?? their hair is screwed???
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I'd rather be bald and enjoying life. Besides, regular ejaculations help keep testosterone levels normal. Low levels can make a man feel moody, depressed and lose physical strength. At my age, I want hard wood......screw hair.
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Now we know what all those bald guys have been up to...
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Like i just wrote in another thread our 70 yr old Catholic priest is bald!

damned
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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so back when you were yanking it like a monkey fucking a football, did all the hair then grow on your palms, so in essence just a shift in hair , not really a loss?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1122394


cruise


And what makes masturbation so different from having sex? or are you forbidding our guys having sex altogether? Oh boy, are you gonna see some rotten tomatoes flying in your general direction!
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Like I said, sex causes us to sweat from our scalps, meaning that DHT is expelled a great deal more than when we masturbate. Masturbation is a quick thrill, yet it's not really as physical as sex is, meaning we don't really sweat out DHT when we masturbate. instead, it just gathers and clogs up the scalp.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
I'd rather be bald and enjoying life. Besides, regular ejaculations help keep testosterone levels normal. Low levels can make a man feel moody, depressed and lose physical strength. At my age, I want hard wood......screw hair.
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and lowers chances of prostate cancer, lowers blood pressure and heart diseases, adds to longevity and vitality...

And I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere that this hairloss by masturbation "theory" was debunked. We had similar topic(loss of nutrients by masturbation) debunked at GLP like a week ago.

Guys, feuer frei. I would if I could.

jerkit
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I'd rather be bald and enjoying life. Besides, regular ejaculations help keep testosterone levels normal. Low levels can make a man feel moody, depressed and lose physical strength. At my age, I want hard wood......screw hair.
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and lowers chances of prostate cancer, lowers blood pressure and heart diseases, adds to longevity and vitality...

And I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere that this hairloss by masturbation "theory" was debunked. We had similar topic(loss of nutrients by masturbation) debunked at GLP like a week ago.

Guys, feuer frei. I would if I could.

jerkit
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Then explain why my hair has been growing back since I gave up masturbating.
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Like I said, I'm living proof it works.
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so back when you were yanking it like a monkey fucking a football, did all the hair then grow on your palms, so in essence just a shift in hair , not really a loss?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1122394


cruise


And what makes masturbation so different from having sex? or are you forbidding our guys having sex altogether? Oh boy, are you gonna see some rotten tomatoes flying in your general direction!
 Quoting: TheBlackVegetable 1372464


Like I said, sex causes us to sweat from our scalps, meaning that DHT is expelled a great deal more than when we masturbate. Masturbation is a quick thrill, yet it's not really as physical as sex is, meaning we don't really sweat out DHT when we masturbate. instead, it just gathers and clogs up the scalp.
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Yeah, I had posted mine before I saw yours. You're not by any chance the same guy from last week with loss of nutrients theory, are you?

What I'm wondering, have you come by this theory all by yourself? Or have you read a think or two on the internet?
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dancedancedance

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so back when you were yanking it like a monkey fucking a football, did all the hair then grow on your palms, so in essence just a shift in hair , not really a loss?
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cruise


And what makes masturbation so different from having sex? or are you forbidding our guys having sex altogether? Oh boy, are you gonna see some rotten tomatoes flying in your general direction!
 Quoting: TheBlackVegetable 1372464


Like I said, sex causes us to sweat from our scalps, meaning that DHT is expelled a great deal more than when we masturbate. Masturbation is a quick thrill, yet it's not really as physical as sex is, meaning we don't really sweat out DHT when we masturbate. instead, it just gathers and clogs up the scalp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372939


Yeah, I had posted mine before I saw yours. You're not by any chance the same guy from last week with loss of nutrients theory, are you?

What I'm wondering, have you come by this theory all by yourself? Or have you read a think or two on the internet?
 Quoting: TheBlackVegetable 1372464


I wasn't the guy who posted the thread you're talking about.

I've been studying hairloss for many years, and the most common denominator seemed to be DHT. DHT seems to be linked to sex drive in men, as well as erections. So, I realized that if I gave up sex/masturbating, then my sex drive would naturally decrease along with DHT levels. I put it to the test and discovered that it works. I think the younger you are, the higher the chance of you growing your hair back. But I don't know that for sure. I'm 32, and all I know is, my hairline is producing more hairs all the time. Hopefully it will soon be completely restored. I can't put an exact time limit on when that will be.
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
From balding forum:
[link to www.baldingforum.com]

Here's the deal. DHT does not simply cause hair loss. It causes hair loss in men who are genetically predisposed to have DHT cause alopecia in them. There are no scientific studies that show how much (if at all) masturbation may increase or decrease the rate of hair loss.

Your testicles produce testosterone, and in turn that gets turned into DHT. DHT is what causes hair loss in men who are genetically predisposed to MPB.

Now, your testicles will ALWAYS produce testosterone. So even if you wore chainmail underwear and never ejaculated ever again (which is impossible cause you'll just do it in your sleep anyway), you'll still produce testosterone, and in turn DHT.

My point here is that, even if there were scientific studies (which there aren't) that showed that your body produces much more testosterone and DHT if you masturbated a lot, in turn speeding up your balding, what's the point? You're still going to bald in whatever norwood pattern you're predisposed to, just a little slower. Oh and you'll be miserable and sexually frustrated.

The only way that you're going to have any impact on your hair loss by messing with your sexual organs is to properly castrate yourself. Which I don't recommend.
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thats rediculous what about guys that get laid alot why dont they all go bald lol silly silly glper
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Re: You want to stop going bald and regrow your hair? Stop masturbating. I'm living proof it works!
From balding forum:
[link to www.baldingforum.com]

Here's the deal. DHT does not simply cause hair loss. It causes hair loss in men who are genetically predisposed to have DHT cause alopecia in them. There are no scientific studies that show how much (if at all) masturbation may increase or decrease the rate of hair loss.

Your testicles produce testosterone, and in turn that gets turned into DHT. DHT is what causes hair loss in men who are genetically predisposed to MPB.

Now, your testicles will ALWAYS produce testosterone. So even if you wore chainmail underwear and never ejaculated ever again (which is impossible cause you'll just do it in your sleep anyway), you'll still produce testosterone, and in turn DHT.

My point here is that, even if there were scientific studies (which there aren't) that showed that your body produces much more testosterone and DHT if you masturbated a lot, in turn speeding up your balding, what's the point? You're still going to bald in whatever norwood pattern you're predisposed to, just a little slower. Oh and you'll be miserable and sexually frustrated.

The only way that you're going to have any impact on your hair loss by messing with your sexual organs is to properly castrate yourself. Which I don't recommend.
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The more you masturbate, the more your prostate gland produces enzyme 5 alpha reductase -- the enzyme responsible for converting testosterone into dihydortestosterone. I mentioned before that DHT is a very powerful metabolite (TEN TIMES more potent than testosterone), so DHT causes blood pressure and temperature to rise considerably, and, when this happens, this heat travels upwards to the scalp where it is generally released via sweat glands (read original post). However, when you keep masturbating - over years - the blood vessels connected to the sweat glands eventually become clogged up with DHT, and heat cannot be released, SO... the follicle becomes inflamed and begins to shrink.
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I wasn't the guy who posted the thread you're talking about.

I've been studying hairloss for many years, and the most common denominator seemed to be DHT. DHT seems to be linked to sex drive in men, as well as erections. So, I realized that if I gave up sex/masturbating, then my sex drive would naturally decrease along with DHT levels. I put it to the test and discovered that it works. I think the younger you are, the higher the chance of you growing your hair back. But I don't know that for sure. I'm 32, and all I know is, my hairline is producing more hairs all the time. Hopefully it will soon be completely restored. I can't put an exact time limit on when that will be.
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I apologize for suspicion but I had to check if you're on agenda of some sort.

If you feel it helps you, fine. I'm still skeptical about it and would have to see a proper scientific research into this matter to believe something like that. It is a rather important issue, guys say they'd rather go bald than stop wanking, so I'm sure there has been some research. So far, I haven't seen any corroboration of this hypothesis which has been around, but as it would seem predominatly on herbal supplements sites.





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