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ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/08/2011 12:48 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
if she is really that fat then she is miserable with you.....or she would be skinny. Happy women are skinny, fat women are poor and miserable....If you love her you will encourage her and walk together --if you do not help her you should leave her....Because you really do not love her then.
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05/08/2011 12:50 AM
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I like fat female people. Only very special people can get me into anything else. Once you've had fat you never go back.
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05/08/2011 12:52 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
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I feel for you man!
Your wife has let herself go!!!!!!
500lb is sorry to say but disgusting!

Can she walk!? You need to help me hard man!
I believe that we all reincarnate from alien civilization. I believe in God,gods and angels. I am also entertaining the idea of ascension into 5th dimension. I can feel your ki/chi. My third eye is developed.
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05/08/2011 12:57 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
And I think she has been messing around on me. I found an entire short Mexican man wedged in the crack of her ass. I recognized him too. He's our leaf blower guy. I'm so tired of her infidelity.
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hahahahaha!!!

I love this kind of BS!!!

Awe!!
Anonymous Coward
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05/08/2011 01:01 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
And I think she has been messing around on me. I found an entire short Mexican man wedged in the crack of her ass. I recognized him too. He's our leaf blower guy. I'm so tired of her infidelity.
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Dont jump to conclusions, maybe she sat on him by accident. how do you say WEDGY in spanish.
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It was pretty scary. I just heard some noises coming from her butt, that didn't sound like farts. The guy almost died of ass-phyxiation. But, yeah, I think did sit on him; maybe.
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lolatu

You rule, OP!
Anonymous Coward
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05/08/2011 01:03 AM
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we are gunna need people like that when the food supply is disrupted


massive legsteaks...
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05/08/2011 01:04 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
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You could make 4 decent sized wives out of her.
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05/08/2011 01:05 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
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TIME TO MOVE ON !!
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05/08/2011 01:07 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
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05/08/2011 10:42 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
And I think she has been messing around on me. I found an entire short Mexican man wedged in the crack of her ass. I recognized him too. He's our leaf blower guy. I'm so tired of her infidelity.
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laugh
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05/08/2011 11:08 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
And I think she has been messing around on me. I found an entire short Mexican man wedged in the crack of her ass. I recognized him too. He's our leaf blower guy. I'm so tired of her infidelity.
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Must have gave him a side job picking dingle berries...
Anonymous Coward
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05/08/2011 11:12 PM
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This place sells size 4X and up. Don't ban me this is seriously help for OP to buy his wife a nice gift.

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Anonymous Coward
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05/08/2011 11:14 PM
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more bounce to the ounce.
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05/09/2011 12:37 AM
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pizza and nachos is what she needs
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05/10/2011 11:58 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
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You could make 4 decent sized wives out of her.
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Good point. OP, have you thought of having a polygamous relationship...except with only one woman?
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05/10/2011 11:59 AM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
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cruise

Just run dude. Doesn't sound like she can catch you.
Anonymous Coward
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05/10/2011 12:00 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Fredricks of Hollywood makes super size. Tell her you thought this place was sexier.
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05/10/2011 12:01 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
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I have an aunt that looks just like Raspusha. I tell you, it's some true motivation to stay in shape knowing you share genetics with a sasquatch like that. Stank Ass Attitude to match...dead
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05/10/2011 12:05 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret.

How can I flee the country on short notice?
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cruise

Just run dude. Doesn't sound like she can catch you.
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OP. Is she even ambulatory at this point? You could probably outrun her easily.
Anonymous Coward
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05/10/2011 12:06 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
I be taking that bitch to the buffet like every four hours.
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05/10/2011 12:08 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
toss her salad once in a while , an keep her happy.
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05/10/2011 12:09 PM
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You can run faster then she can, so i say: Run Forest~~
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05/10/2011 12:10 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
You shoulda been asking this when she was 150!
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05/10/2011 12:11 PM
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OP is this your wife??

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wowey

She looks like one of those Belgian draft/meat horses. Like a Clydesdale stallion mated with Oprah Winfrey. Eye bleach please.
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05/10/2011 12:11 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
The hell with Victoria secrets just cut some holes in a tarp much cheaper.
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05/10/2011 12:11 PM
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Re: ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds
she sounds hot. A nice pink teddy and 6 inch heels would be perfect for her. You need to get her up to 700LBS, then you got a real woman.
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chuckle
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As if things weren't already bad enough. She just won a contest and now she gets a lifetime supply of "Sour Cream and Cheese Chicken Enchilada" dinners from the frozen food section of Walmart.
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Yes OP. Run. Run like the wind. Get the fuck out NOW.
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05/10/2011 12:13 PM
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OP is this your wife??

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wowey

She looks like one of those Belgian draft/meat horses. Like a Clydesdale stallion mated with Oprah Winfrey. Eye bleach please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238


OMFG! She is a doll-baby! She wouldn't look bad if she lost 10 or 350 pounds. The good news is that she could easily land a contract as a line-backer.
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05/10/2011 12:19 PM
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OP is this your wife??

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wowey

She looks like one of those Belgian draft/meat horses. Like a Clydesdale stallion mated with Oprah Winfrey. Eye bleach please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238


OMFG! She is a doll-baby! She wouldn't look bad if she lost 10 or 350 pounds. The good news is that she could easily land a contract as a line-backer.
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I am really keeping hope alive that it's not really a female. Maybe it's just a football player that lost a bet.
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05/10/2011 12:25 PM
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If you are proficeint at removing mexicans from ass cracks...you ought to consider a job with the border patrol
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Everyone knows border patrol doesn't give a shit about stopping mexicans from entering. See: 1 million mexicans cross the border every year... 2740 per day... almost 2 per mile per day on the border.
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05/10/2011 12:26 PM
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OP is this your wife??

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wowey

She looks like one of those Belgian draft/meat horses. Like a Clydesdale stallion mated with Oprah Winfrey. Eye bleach please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238


OMFG! She is a doll-baby! She wouldn't look bad if she lost 10 or 350 pounds. The good news is that she could easily land a contract as a line-backer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1377074


I am really keeping hope alive that it's not really a female. Maybe it's just a football player that lost a bet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238


She may not be much to look at but I bet she can play some Gotdamn football.

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