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ADVICE NEEDED: My wife weighs over 500 pounds | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1370147  United States05/08/2011 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if she is really that fat then she is miserable with you.....or she would be skinny. Happy women are skinny, fat women are poor and miserable....If you love her you will encourage her and walk together --if you do not help her you should leave her....Because you really do not love her then. |
| murat User ID: 1334974 United States05/08/2011 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
PowWow-You! Japan! User ID: 938673  Japan05/08/2011 12:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048How can I flee the country on short notice? I feel for you man! Your wife has let herself go!!!!!! 500lb is sorry to say but disgusting! Can she walk!? You need to help me hard man! I believe that we all reincarnate from alien civilization. I believe in God,gods and angels. I am also entertaining the idea of ascension into 5th dimension. I can feel your ki/chi. My third eye is developed. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1373847  Slovenia05/08/2011 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And I think she has been messing around on me. I found an entire short Mexican man wedged in the crack of her ass. I recognized him too. He's our leaf blower guy. I'm so tired of her infidelity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048hahahahaha!!! I love this kind of BS!!! Awe!! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1373847 Slovenia05/08/2011 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And I think she has been messing around on me. I found an entire short Mexican man wedged in the crack of her ass. I recognized him too. He's our leaf blower guy. I'm so tired of her infidelity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048Dont jump to conclusions, maybe she sat on him by accident. how do you say WEDGY in spanish. It was pretty scary. I just heard some noises coming from her butt, that didn't sound like farts. The guy almost died of ass-phyxiation. But, yeah, I think did sit on him; maybe.  You rule, OP! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1292333 United States05/08/2011 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1373995  Canada05/08/2011 01:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1283337  Mexico05/08/2011 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1374718 United States05/08/2011 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1347026  Ireland05/08/2011 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| 008-80 User ID: 1365690 United States05/08/2011 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And I think she has been messing around on me. I found an entire short Mexican man wedged in the crack of her ass. I recognized him too. He's our leaf blower guy. I'm so tired of her infidelity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048Must have gave him a side job picking dingle berries... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1090353 United States05/08/2011 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This place sells size 4X and up. Don't ban me this is seriously help for OP to buy his wife a nice gift. [link to www.spicylingerie.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1154162 United States05/08/2011 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1328703 United States05/09/2011 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1377074 United States05/10/2011 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048How can I flee the country on short notice? You could make 4 decent sized wives out of her. Good point. OP, have you thought of having a polygamous relationship...except with only one woman? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1324238 United States05/10/2011 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1311987 United States05/10/2011 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1324238 United States05/10/2011 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048How can I flee the country on short notice? I have an aunt that looks just like Raspusha. I tell you, it's some true motivation to stay in shape knowing you share genetics with a sasquatch like that. Stank Ass Attitude to match...  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1377074 United States05/10/2011 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her birthday is coming up next week and she wants something nice from Victoria's Secret. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372048How can I flee the country on short notice?  Just run dude. Doesn't sound like she can catch you. OP. Is she even ambulatory at this point? You could probably outrun her easily. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 939580 United States05/10/2011 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1375859 United States05/10/2011 12:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1278809  Netherlands05/10/2011 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1139492 United States05/10/2011 12:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1324238 United States05/10/2011 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is this your wife?? [link to twitpic.com]  She looks like one of those Belgian draft/meat horses. Like a Clydesdale stallion mated with Oprah Winfrey. Eye bleach please. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1377673 United States05/10/2011 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1377074 United States05/10/2011 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | she sounds hot. A nice pink teddy and 6 inch heels would be perfect for her. You need to get her up to 700LBS, then you got a real woman. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1243774 As if things weren't already bad enough. She just won a contest and now she gets a lifetime supply of "Sour Cream and Cheese Chicken Enchilada" dinners from the frozen food section of Walmart. Yes OP. Run. Run like the wind. Get the fuck out NOW. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1377074 United States05/10/2011 12:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is this your wife?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238[link to twitpic.com] She looks like one of those Belgian draft/meat horses. Like a Clydesdale stallion mated with Oprah Winfrey. Eye bleach please. OMFG! She is a doll-baby! She wouldn't look bad if she lost 10 or 350 pounds. The good news is that she could easily land a contract as a line-backer. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1324238 United States05/10/2011 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is this your wife?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238[link to twitpic.com] She looks like one of those Belgian draft/meat horses. Like a Clydesdale stallion mated with Oprah Winfrey. Eye bleach please. OMFG! She is a doll-baby! She wouldn't look bad if she lost 10 or 350 pounds. The good news is that she could easily land a contract as a line-backer. I am really keeping hope alive that it's not really a female. Maybe it's just a football player that lost a bet. |
| Economic Meltdown User ID: 1136464 United States05/10/2011 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you are proficeint at removing mexicans from ass cracks...you ought to consider a job with the border patrol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 876394Everyone knows border patrol doesn't give a shit about stopping mexicans from entering. See: 1 million mexicans cross the border every year... 2740 per day... almost 2 per mile per day on the border. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1377074 United States05/10/2011 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is this your wife?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238[link to twitpic.com] She looks like one of those Belgian draft/meat horses. Like a Clydesdale stallion mated with Oprah Winfrey. Eye bleach please. OMFG! She is a doll-baby! She wouldn't look bad if she lost 10 or 350 pounds. The good news is that she could easily land a contract as a line-backer. I am really keeping hope alive that it's not really a female. Maybe it's just a football player that lost a bet. She may not be much to look at but I bet she can play some Gotdamn football. |
